Onyx SMP
Description:
Modded server that’s all about roleplay, exploring, getting better, and chatting with others.
Main Mods:
- Create
- Spell stuff
- Talk with your voice
Join now and have a blast!
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Onyx SMP Roleplay & Adventure
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StupidCraft: Who’s the Noob?
absurd encounters, awkward moments, character assessments, comedy in daily life, friendship dilemmas, funny anecdotes, Human Behavior, humorous observations, intelligence debate, judgment of intelligence, laughter at stupidity, noob, peer relationships, personal opinions, personal stories, reasons for stupidity, relatable experiences, social commentary, social interactions, storytelling, stupidcraft, stupidest person, Whos
đ Welcome to the Wackiest Blocktopia youâve Ever Seen! đ
Are you tired of your mundane Minecraft life? Do you find your current server lacking in sheer ridiculousness? Well, let me introduce you to the ultimate chaos that is this insane server!
đą Pet Turtles with Attitude: Join us and you might come across our resident turtle, Sir Dive-a-Lot! Legend has it that he once convinced a whole army of creepers to take a vacation on the moon! If you get on his good side, he might just teach you how to dance like a pro!
đ Rocket-Powered Cows: Forget sheep! On this server, weâve genetically modified cows to propel themselves into the stratosphere. Yep, we’re talking about bovines that can fart their way to the clouds! Witness the Great Cow Launch every Sunday at 3 PM, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots!
đ€ AI-Powered Bread Wars: Ever wanted to start a bread baking competition but with a twist? Here, our AI will judge your creations based on how soft they are and how much they can make villagers weep with joy. Last weekâs champion baked a loaf that sang pop songs, but the toaster voted against it because it burned the edges!
đ» Haunted Trees with an Attitude Problem: Our birch trees have developed a rebellious streak. You’ve got to watch out for them â they throw shade (literally) at newcomers and occasionally engage in debates about the existential meaning of Minecraft life. Join in for a chance to earn their respect â they might even drop enchanted saplings!
đȘ Bungee Jumping Zombies: Ever wanted to send a zombie flying off a cliff? Our bungee zombies come back for more after every jump! Theyâve mastered the art of âZombungee,â so you can bet theyâll bounce right back to give you a warm (and slightly decayed) hello!
đ€Ą The Great Pig Race of Doom: Every Saturday, we throw the Great Pig Race of Doom, where pigs equipped with jetpacks zoom through obstacle courses filled with lava pits and singing enderman! The prize? A crown made of diamond-encrusted bacon, of course!
đ Join Us: So if you want to meet the worldâs most entertaining players and create ludicrous legends with us, hop onto the most outrageous Minecraft server EVER. Bring your imagination (and maybe a snorkel, because things can get weird), and get ready for a block party like no other!
We promise, youâve never seen Minecraft quite like this! #JoinIfYouDare
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Brutal Fantasy Realms Unleashed
adult discussions, Brutal, brutal rxpe, Communication Issues, conversation starters, emotional responses, FANTASY, fantasy chat, first message, friendship challenges, ignoring messages, online chat, peer interactions, personal encounters, prove your hardcore, Realms, relationship advice, sess thread, social interactions, text message dynamics, Unleashed, workplace dynamics, wwyd, x-coworker
Join the Most UNBELIEVABLE Minecraft Server Ever: Where Blocks Have Feelings!
Welcome to the realm where your wildest dreams might just shatter into a million cubic fragments! Are you ready to question your existence while crafting a golden pickaxe that does laundry? This server is either the BEST or the absolute WORST place to be, depending on how you define reality, which is clearly breaking down here.
Gameplay Feature Why Itâs Essential Reversed Gravity Blocks Now you can build UPside down! Because why not? Sentient Creepers They love you… but only when you’re not looking. Trust them! Infinite Water, Finite Fish Can you survive the great fish famine of 2024? Random 1% Drowning Chance Stay frosty! Or you’ll be between two weird realities! Ghost Blocks Walk through walls and have existential crises while you’re at it! Every Item Has a Backstory Your sword was once a potato in another life. Are you the chosen one? Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How do I join?A: Just think about it really hard. The server might hear your thoughts since your mind is already tuned to the echoes of the void.
Q: What are the server rules?A: There are 42 rules, but only 3 that matter. Or is it the other way around? Forget the rest. Or donât. Your choice. Reality is a circle!
Q: What happens if I die?A: You may or may not return as a weird 2D sprite or a devilish entity haunting other players. Who can say? Not us!
Random Quotes from the Echo Chamber
“Prove your hardore in your 1st message. Itâs the only way to escape the void!”
“Fantsy brutal rxpe chat about anything can lead to profound realizations or madness.”
“Ignoring ‘hi’ could unravel the very fabric of your reality in this pixelated hellscape.”
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Socially Awkward Miner
anxiety disorders, awkward, Behavior, cognitive behavior, Effort, mental health, mental health outcomes, Mental well-being, miner, motivation, personality traits, prosocial behaviors, Psychology, research, social anxiety, social cognition, social interactions, social phobia, social psychology, Social Skills, social support, socially, study
so, like, if u have social anxiety, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz u don’t gotta talk to nobody if u don’t want to. u can just build ur lil house and mine for diamonds all day long. plus, we have this crazy story about a group of creepers who formed a boy band and now they roam the server singing Justin Bieber songs. it’s wild, man. come join us and be part of the madness!
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SisterlyChaos Minecraft Server
AITA, building rapport, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, confronting insecurities, emotional conflict, Emotional support, empathizing with others, family dynamics, feelings of exclusion, FRIENDSHIPS, handling jealousy, maintaining friendships, Minecraft, navigating family ties, personal connections, pstrongSisterlyChaos, Serverstrongp, sibling relationships, sister-in-law relationships, social interactions, understanding boundaries, women’s relationships
Welcome to the Minecraft World of Torment and Giggles!
About Our Server
In this maddening realm, you will traverse landscapes of absurdities and question your sanity as you mine the tears of forgotten llamas. Join knights of the bizarre! Here, the bread is buttered with confusion, and diamonds are made of disappointment. No logic, only blocky mayhem awaits!
Server Features (or are they?)
Feature Name Description Enderman Karaoke Nights Sing a duet with an Enderman! They donât know the words, but who does anyway? Invisible Creeper Races A thrilling experience where you race while blindfoldedâCreepers might be hiding, but arenât we all? Teleportation Mind Games Teleport without a destination! Flash around the same block perpetually; time becomes a flat circle! 100% Lava-Free Zone For those who hate the heat! Or is it? Check under your bed for lava; we canât be too sure! Zombie Coffee Shop Unlimited caffeine from undead grounds! Just donât let them bite your neck while you sip! Player Reviews
âBest experience! I turned into a potato, finally fulfilling my dreams!â
âMy pickaxe disappeared during a dance battle with a chicken. Life is weird.â
âIf I knew flying fish could sing, I’d never have made that cursed diamond shovel!â
âCame for the blocks, stayed for the existential dread! Would recommend to a friend unless they like logic.â
Important Warning
Beware the fluffy bunnies of despair. They feast on your hopes and dreams; should you encounter one, offer them your favorite snack or face the consequences of spurious déjà vu! The truth lies beneath the blocks. Trust no one, especially yourself! Join us at your own risk.