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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7526 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Magic Items Found: | 2830 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 92 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers dancing to Despacito!
Our server is like a wild fiesta where the only rule is to have fun. We have a secret underground taco shop where you can trade emeralds for the spiciest tacos in all of Minecraft. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted sombreros that give you super speed and the ability to fly!
But beware, there’s a mischievous bandit named El Cactus who roams the server stealing everyone’s precious diamonds. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the bounty of emeralds and tacos he’s hoarded?
So grab your maracas and join us for a wild ride on this insane Minecraft SMP. Vamonos amigos, let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!
