Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so many green spaces that even the police shootings are lower! Like, seriously, our grass is so lush and green that it creates a force field of peace and tranquility. Plus, if you live in a county with high levels of social deprivation, the green spaces work even better at keeping the cops away! It’s like magic, but with grass. So come on over and experience the ultimate in safety and serenity while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Green Space Cop Stop
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EventualSMP: Global50yrs
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest events happening every day! Like one time, a bunch of chickens started a revolution and took over the entire server, clucking their way to victory. And another time, we had a massive dance party with creepers and skeletons busting out some sick moves. Plus, rumor has it that in the next 50 years, the server is gonna be hit with a massive tornado made entirely of diamond blocks. So come join us and witness the chaos unfold, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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ClassyCraft: Lower vs Higher
so like, u kno how some peeps think they not doin much for society? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, EVERYONE is a freakin hero! like, even if u just build a lil house or plant a tree, u saving the world, bro! join us and feel like a superstar every time u log on! plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be here, amirite? come on, join the fun and show the world how awesome u really are, even if u just dig a hole or somethin!
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Blockageddon: The Ultimate Threat
The biggest threat facing humanity is not some crazy alien invasion or zombie apocalypse, no no no. It’s actually the lack of fun and laughter in our lives! But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat evil mobs with nothing but a rubber chicken and a pair of fuzzy slippers. Build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, like a giant toilet made out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!
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ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade
come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!
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GulagCraft: Elite Exiles Prosper
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a soviet union theme! we got gulags, we got educated elites, we got prosperity! join us and build your own gulag, imprison your enemies and watch your economy grow like never before! who knew that sending people to labor camps could lead to such success? join now and be a part of the soviet minecraft revolution!
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BrainBlock City
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna expand yo brain and level up yo cognitive function, then you gotta join dis Minecraft server! We got da craziest neuroimages dat will blow yo mind and make yo brain bigger than a Minecraft mansion!Imagine dis, you join da server and suddenly yo brain volume starts increasing like crazy! You’ll be able to remember every crafting recipe, every mob behavior, and every secret chest location in da game! Plus, yo connectivity will be off da charts, making you da ultimate team player in any Minecraft adventure!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit dat even da cerebellar regions in yo brain will be poppin’ off! You’ll be dodging creepers like a pro, parkouring like a champ, and strategizing like a Minecraft mastermind!
So what are you waiting for? Join dis Minecraft server now and become da brainiest player in da blocky world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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Tooth Decay Den: Econo Burden, UK Top Cost!
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the tooth decay is so high that it’s like a treasure hunt for dentists! We got crazy economic burdens and deprived groups running amok, making it the wildest ride in the blocky world. UK players be dropping £18,000 just to fix their teeth, but hey, who needs teeth when you got diamond swords and creeper explosions? Join us now for a dental adventure like no other!
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BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real
Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!
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Blocky Ghetto Shootout
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight gun homicides with diamond swords and enchanted armor! our community is so tight-knit, we treat each other like family and protect each other from creepers and griefers.we have the most lit events, like a weekly dance party in the nether, where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick skins.
plus, our server is so exclusive, even herobrine himself tried to join but we said nah fam, you gotta earn your spot like everyone else.
so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and crazy as a creeper explosion, then come join us and let’s take down gun violence one block at a time!