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StarlinkCraft: Elon’s Online Slavery
hey u, yea u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server where elon musk’s starlink is keepin modern slavery compounds online??? yea, u heard me right! we got da craziest shenanigans goin on in dis server. we got villagers runnin around like crazy, tryna escape da evil clutches of da players. but don’t worry, we got u covered with all da tools and weapons u need to keep em in line. join us now for a wild ride through elon musk’s twisted world of minecraft madness! -
DespairCraft: Voteless Land
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ -
Blocky Babes Abortion Saga
join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be aborting is boring gameplay! we guarantee that if you deny yourself the chance to join, you’ll suffer from major fomo (fear of missing out), economic instability in the virtual world, and end up forever alone in the pixelated wilderness. our data shows that players who are granted access to our server experience better health, wealth, and social connections than those who are left in the dark. plus, your pre-existing minecraft creations will thrive and flourish like never before. don’t be a blockhead, join us now for the ultimate gaming experience! -
BlockyBoys Anti-Social Club
so, like, this server is like, totally gonna make you super antisocial and violent in the future, bro. like, you’ll be all like, “i’m gonna punch a tree and build a house out of it” and stuff. it’s gonna be wild, man.like, researchers did a study and found that boys who played on this server when they were little preschoolers ended up being total badasses in their mid-teens. they took into account all these other factors, but it was definitely the server that made them all crazy and stuff.
so, if you wanna be a total rebel and cause chaos in the virtual world, you gotta join this server, dude. it’s gonna be a riot. literally.
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PubCraft: Taxed & Tipsy
Yo, u gotta join dis lit Minecraft server where we tax alcohol like crazy but pubs sell it cheap! It’s like a wild party every day, but also super safe cuz everyone’s gettin’ their drink on together. Plus, we foster a healthier drinking culture, so you won’t wake up with a hangover every morning. Come join the madness and let’s get drunk together in the virtual world! 🍻🎉 #CheersToThat #MinecraftPartyTime -
Blocky Babes: Polygamy Paradise
come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story about how our server came to be.once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a group of minecraft players who were bored out of their minds. they decided to create their own server, but not just any server – a server so wild and crazy that it would make your head spin like a top.
you see, our server is like no other. we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows. not to mention the fact that our players are the friendliest bunch of misfits you’ll ever meet. why, just the other day, we had a dance party in the lava pit and no one got burned!
so come on down to our server and join in on the fun. who knows, you might even meet a friendly creeper who just wants to give you a hug. and remember, on our server, anything is possible – even lower female education attainment and polygamy unions!
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Vanished Negroes Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing disappearing is your boredom! Join us and witness a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.Imagine a place where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil mobs with nothing but a carrot and a dream.
If you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring old reality again. Who needs the real world when you can have a pet llama that tells jokes, a secret underground base filled with treasure, and a magic potion that turns you into a giant chicken?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Because in this world, anything is possible – even if negroes vanished from the planet, society would still thrive because we’ve got llamas that can do the Macarena.
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BurgerCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the UN Committee criticized it for potentially inciting violence against women and girls – that’s how you know it’s lit!Join us for the chance to experience the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Our players are so skilled, they once built an entire city made out of diamond blocks just for fun. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place daily – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players take down a dragon with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with creepers and zombies.