come join our epic minecraft server where your social status shapes your green consumption in an s-shaped pattern! at lower levels, you’ll be gradually consuming green stuff like a pro. but once you hit that middle range, BAM! you’ll be gobbling up all the green things like there’s no tomorrow. and if you reach the tippy top of social status, you’ll be chillin’ with your green consumption, like “nah, i’m good.” it’s a wild ride of green madness and social hierarchy, so come join us for a wacky time!
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Green Consumption Society
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Mouse Distract & Escape Server
Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got male mice distractin’ aggressors with females and stuff. It’s like a whole soap opera drama goin’ on in da Minecraft world. Join us for some crazy mouse antics and maybe even find luv in a blocky world. So come on, join da fun and see what all da hype is about!
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Rich Toddler Royale
join our epic minecraft server where toddlers rule the land and treat rich players like royalty! if you’re poor, watch out – toddlers will be less helpful and positive towards you because they already have a bias against the poor. but don’t worry, we have plenty of riches and treasures for you to find and prove your worth to those judgmental toddlers! come join the fun and see if you can win over the tiny tyrants on our server!
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ExclusionCraft: Where Brains React!
so like, u know how women’s brains go all cray cray when they get left out by some not so cute and mean girls? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we welcome everyone with open arms, even the ugly and rude ones! cuz we believe in spreading love and positivity, even to those who don’t deserve it! join us and be part of a community where everyone is accepted, no matter how unattractive or unfriendly they may be. plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain waves go wild with excitement! come join the fun and see for yourself!
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IncestCraft: Elite Sacrifice & Inbreeding
join our epic minecraft server where we reenact ancient mexican child sacrifices for fun! become part of the elite inbreeding community and climb the ranks by sacrificing your own siblings! unleash your inner power-grabbing upper class persona and dominate the server with your inbred skills. who knew incest could be so thrilling in the world of minecraft? come join us for a wild ride filled with blood, power, and questionable moral decisions.
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FriendRank: FamLove – Keep it in the game!
So, like, come join our epic Minecraft server, where we rank our players by how much we like them! It’s like a family reunion, but with blocks and creepers. Become the best friend of the server and earn epic rewards, like a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. But watch out, because if you become the worst friend, you might have to wear a chicken suit for a whole day! So come on, join us and show us your friendship skills – just don’t forget to feed Sir Oinksalot his carrots!
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AntSocCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where u can live out ur dreams of being an ant with a complex social life!!! we got fossils everywhere to prove it!!! build ur ant hill, gather ur ant friends, and conquer the minecraft world!!! who knew ants were so cool??? join now and be part of the ant revolution!!! #antlife #fossilfun #minecraftmadness
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HighSchoolPeak Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being judged for peaking in high school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and relive your glory days by building the most epic high school ever in Minecraft. Show off your school spirit by creating a football field bigger than Texas and hosting prom in a virtual castle. Who needs real life when you can rule the school in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that you’re still the coolest kid from high school, even if it’s just in a blocky world.
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CatClashCraft
LOL come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can be a cat warrior and fight for no reason just like real cats do!!! 🐱🗡️we got catnip galore and litter boxes made of DIAMONDS!!! 💎💩
u can form ur own cat clan and take over da server with ur feline fierceness!!! 🐈🔥
plus, we have a secret underground catnip mine where u can mine for dat sweet, sweet catnip all day long!!! 🌿🤪
so come join us and let’s make dis server da purrfect place for all u crazy cat warriors out there!!! 😸🎉