social hierarchy Minecraft Servers

Social Hierarchy

  • Green Consumption Society

    Green Consumption Society

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where your social status shapes your green consumption in an s-shaped pattern! at lower levels, you’ll be gradually consuming green stuff like a pro. but once you hit that middle range, BAM! you’ll be gobbling up all the green things like there’s no tomorrow. and if you reach the tippy top of social status, you’ll be chillin’ with your green consumption, like “nah, i’m good.” it’s a wild ride of green madness and social hierarchy, so come join us for a wacky time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Are You Seriously Saying Minecraft SMP

    Are You Seriously Saying Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – these guys are the ones who rule over the west! And no, we’re not talking about cowboys and sheriffs, we’re talking about a group of players who have built the most epic western-themed town you’ve ever seen.

    But that’s not all, oh no. This SMP is filled with wild adventures and insane challenges. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game, but only if you can survive the traps and mobs lurking in the shadows.

    And let’s not forget about the epic PvP battles that happen on the regular. These guys take their fights seriously, with players riding into battle on pigs armed with diamond swords. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this wild west Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right. Just watch out for the tumbleweeds – they bite.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Conservatives-rw'ers Minecraft SMP: Do You Think?

    Conservatives-rw'ers Minecraft SMP: Do You Think?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where conservatives-rw’ers are the rulers and authority figures, and questioning them is not allowed!

    But that’s not all, we also have a pro-corporation, pro-NATO, pro-Ukraine, and pro-Jewish agenda that will keep you on your toes and constantly questioning your beliefs. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged and controversial?

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with power struggles, conspiracy theories, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what will happen next on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Survival of the Funniest Minecraft SMP

    Survival    of    the    Funniest    Minecraft    SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being surrounded by boring old white blocks in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the whites are losing! Join us in the epic battle of colors as we fight to bring more diversity and excitement to the world of Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the evil Sheep King has taken over the server and is forcing all players to wear ridiculous sheep costumes. Will you join forces with the resistance and overthrow the Sheep King, or will you embrace your inner sheep and join his woolly army?

    Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this whimsical world and discover hidden treasures that can only be found during the lunar festivities.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Remember, on our server, the whites are losing – but the fun is just beginning!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mouse Distract & Escape Server

    Mouse Distract & Escape Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got male mice distractin’ aggressors with females and stuff. It’s like a whole soap opera drama goin’ on in da Minecraft world. Join us for some crazy mouse antics and maybe even find luv in a blocky world. So come on, join da fun and see what all da hype is about!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Will To Live Minecraft SMP

    Will To Live Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a depressed potato while engaging in unhealthy activities like doomscrolling and binge eating? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from yourself! Join our server and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and form alliances with fellow players.

    But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll not only improve your mental health but also gain access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret portal to a realm filled with endless diamonds. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world that you have the will to live…and dominate the Minecraft universe like the boss you are!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Queen’s Minecraft Server Palace

    Queen’s Minecraft Server Palace

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting bullied by guys on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, female bullying reigns supreme! That’s right, forget about those pesky male bullies, here you’ll be dealing with some next-level mean girls who will stop at nothing to make your virtual life a living nightmare. But hey, who needs recourse when you can join in on the fun and become the queen bee of the server? So come on, join us and experience the thrill of being bullied by the fiercest females in the Minecraft universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Prison Pals Minecraft Server

    Prison Pals Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

    And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Rich Toddler Royale

    Rich Toddler Royale

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where toddlers rule the land and treat rich players like royalty! if you’re poor, watch out – toddlers will be less helpful and positive towards you because they already have a bias against the poor. but don’t worry, we have plenty of riches and treasures for you to find and prove your worth to those judgmental toddlers! come join the fun and see if you can win over the tiny tyrants on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Russian Churka Showdown – Minecraft Server

    Russian Churka Showdown – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting pushed around by churkas in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, the tables have turned! Join us and show those pesky churkas who’s boss by building the craziest structures and unleashing your inner Minecraft warrior.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a team of Russian bears. Can you outsmart the bears and claim the treasure for yourself? Only the bravest and most skilled players will succeed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate churka slayer and earn yourself a spot in Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP