social hierarchy Minecraft Servers

Social Hierarchy

  • Genital Rubbing Apes

    Genital Rubbing Apes

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s where all da cool chimps and bonobos hang out to relieve social tension by rubbin’ their genitals! Like, who needs therapy when u can just hop on dis server and let it all out, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground club where the creepers throw lit parties. Trust me, u ain’t livin’ until u been on dis server, it’s a whole new level of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SpitefulCraft: LevelingTheField

    SpitefulCraft: LevelingTheField

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz u wanna stick it to da man, u know? Like, u feelin’ all disadvantaged and stuff compared to dem experts and authorities, so u gotta show ’em who’s boss by joining dis server. We got crazy conspiracy theories goin’ on, like how da creepers are actually aliens tryin’ to take over da world or how da villagers are secretly runnin’ a cult. Trust me, u ain’t gonna find dis level of insanity anywhere else, so come on and join da fun! Let’s level da playin’ field together, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dominate The Game

    Dominate The Game

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna be da boss? well dis server is da place for u, cuz we all about dominance and bein’ da top dog. u gonna feel so confident in all ur decisions, even if dey ain’t always right. but who cares, cuz u gonna be da king of dis server, ruling with an iron fist (or maybe a diamond sword lol).

    join us and show everyone who’s da real boss, even if u gotta make some questionable choices along da way. ain’t nobody gonna mess with u when u run dis place, trust me. so come on, what u waitin’ for? let’s dominate together and have a blast doin’ it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AlphaCraftMC

    AlphaCraftMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of beta players? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept the most alpha of alpha males. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of creepers come charging at you. But fear not, because on our server, you’ll have a team of alpha males ready to protect you at all costs. Need a new pickaxe? Our alpha males will craft one for you with their bare hands. Want to build a castle? Our alpha males will gather resources for you while serenading you with their beautiful singing voices. So come join us and experience the true power of the alpha male in the world of Minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CoolKidVanishedCraft

    CoolKidVanishedCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that popular kid in school who always seemed to have it all? Well, on our Minecraft server, they mysteriously disappeared after trying to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that they were never seen again, but their diamond house still stands as a warning to all who dare to be too flashy.

    Join our server and uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the popular kid. Who knows, you might even stumble upon their secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. But be warned, the ghosts of creepers past still roam the land, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to disturb their precious diamonds.

    So if you’re looking for a server with a touch of mystery, a dash of danger, and a whole lot of diamonds, then come join us. Just remember, not everything that glitters is gold…sometimes it’s just a really shiny block in Minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RichTrashClassy

    RichTrashClassy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, join our Minecraft SMP cuz we got all the rich people doing trashy things and making it look classy AF! Like, we got this one dude who built a mansion out of dirt blocks but somehow it looks boujee as hell. And another player who only wears leather armor but they look like a freakin’ fashion icon. It’s like poor people doing rich people things, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the diamonds are stored and you gotta do a dance-off to get access. It’s wild, man. So come join us and see how the other half lives, but in block form!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ClassyCraft: Lower vs Higher

    ClassyCraft: Lower vs Higher

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u kno how some peeps think they not doin much for society? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, EVERYONE is a freakin hero! like, even if u just build a lil house or plant a tree, u saving the world, bro! join us and feel like a superstar every time u log on! plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be here, amirite? come on, join the fun and show the world how awesome u really are, even if u just dig a hole or somethin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Stressed Alpha Baboons – Fertile Fun!

    Stressed Alpha Baboons – Fertile Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we have alpha male baboons running the show! these stressed out baboons are constantly fighting for their female mates, making for some intense gameplay. watch as they try to monopolize all the fertile females on the server, creating drama and chaos at every turn. if you want a wild and unpredictable experience, this is the server for you. plus, who wouldn’t want to see baboons playing minecraft? join now for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Nerds Rule Minecraft Server

    Nerds Rule Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the nerds rule the world and everything is upside down! we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they give out diamonds like candy. we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and ride giant turtles. the chat is filled with memes and puns that will make you laugh until you cry. come join us and experience the wackiest adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Trash2Classy Minecraft SMP

    Trash2Classy Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the fanciest place ever! We got diamonds for days, bro, like you can swim in them and stuff. And get this, if you’re poor, having a dirt house is trashy, but if you’re rich, having a dirt house is classy AF. Like, who even needs a mansion when you can have a dirt shack, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You gotta solve riddles and parkour your way in, but once you’re in, it’s like a party 24/7. And the best part is, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. Like, how epic is that?

    So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane, ridiculous, and totally not serious Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a roller coaster made out of gold blocks. Like, what even is life anymore? Join now, before Larry spits on you too!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP