join us and show everyone who’s da real boss, even if u gotta make some questionable choices along da way. ain’t nobody gonna mess with u when u run dis place, trust me. so come on, what u waitin’ for? let’s dominate together and have a blast doin’ it.
Join our server and uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the popular kid. Who knows, you might even stumble upon their secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. But be warned, the ghosts of creepers past still roam the land, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to disturb their precious diamonds.
So if you’re looking for a server with a touch of mystery, a dash of danger, and a whole lot of diamonds, then come join us. Just remember, not everything that glitters is gold…sometimes it’s just a really shiny block in Minecraft.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You gotta solve riddles and parkour your way in, but once you’re in, it’s like a party 24/7. And the best part is, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. Like, how epic is that?
So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane, ridiculous, and totally not serious Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a roller coaster made out of gold blocks. Like, what even is life anymore? Join now, before Larry spits on you too!
1. We won’t force you to stay after your contract ends, because we believe in freedom, man. 2. Your career won’t be terminated if you decide to explore other countries in our virtual world. Go ahead, spread your wings! 3. We won’t release bad publicity about you if you decide to join another server. We’re not petty like that. 4. You can shout from the mountaintops about your past server experiences, we won’t silence you.
Forget about corporate drama, come join us for a Minecraft adventure that will make 2025 look like a snoozefest!
Our community is filled with colorful characters, like the guy who tamed a pack of wolves and declared himself the king of the server, or the player who built a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a player beating their in-game partner in front of a cheering crowd of onlookers? It’s like a soap opera meets a battle royale, with a side of absurdity thrown in for good measure.
Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created.
| Minecraft Server Name | Mods & Stuff SMP |
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| Server Requirements | At least 6GB of RAM |
| Discord Server | Join Mods & Stuff SMP Discord |
A: You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions provided there.
A: The current modpack is Prominence 2 Hasturian Era RPG with additional hand-picked QOL mods.
A: No, there are no pay-to-win aspects or loot boxes on Mods & Stuff SMP.
A: Yes, even staff and events are in survival mode on the server.
A: Yes, the server uses the Modrinth launcher which makes modding easier for players without prior experience.
A: Yes, there is a cooperative style looting system where everyone has a separate loot chest from structures.
A: The end and nether were reset as of 12/9/24 (mm/dd/yy).
A: You will need at least 6GB of RAM to play the current modpack on Mods & Stuff SMP.
Join us for epic quests, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as you are. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Don’t believe me? Just log on and see for yourself.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness at Bloatware Kino and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of exploding llamas come charging through, causing chaos and destruction everywhere they go. But don’t worry, our friendly staff is always on hand to help clean up the mess (and maybe spawn in a few more exploding llamas for good measure).
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, except with more creepers trying to blow you up.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a few extra lives) because things are about to get crazy!
But wait, there’s more! The diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate, so you can mine them and then eat them for a tasty treat. And the villagers? They all speak in Shakespearean English and recite poetry while trading with you. It’s like living in a Renaissance fair, but with more explosions and less turkey legs.
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to boogie down. It’s lit, fam. Literally, because there are glowstone dance floors and lava lamps everywhere. Plus, the DJ is a parrot who only plays dubstep remixes of C418 songs. It’s a real hoot, let me tell ya.
So if you want to join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server, just hit me up and I’ll send you the IP faster than you can say “Ender Dragon disco party!” Let’s get this block party started, baby!
