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CupStackerCraft
come join dis minecraft server where the last cup is always used! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the DJ. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. our staff are all unicorns in disguise and will grant you three wishes if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest. so what are you waiting for? come join the party where the last cup is always the life of the party! -
PersonalityCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is more intense than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.We have players who will bring their friends along just to try and set them up with you, without even asking for your consent! It’s like a real-life dating show, but in the virtual world of Minecraft.
And if you have a list of petty turn-offs, be prepared to defend them with your life, because you never know when someone might take it personally and demand a one-on-one date just to prove you wrong.
Join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? So come on in and see if you can survive the madness!
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Mom’s Drink Tab Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone sneaking drinks onto your tab? Look no further! Join our server where we have strict rules against adding drinks to other players’ tabs without permission.Imagine a world where you can mine, build, and explore without the fear of someone racking up a huge bill in your name. Our server is a safe haven for those who value proper bar etiquette and respect for others’ finances.
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining without the added stress of unexpected bar tabs. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures while you’re at it! So come on over and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other.
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WeddingToastCraft Server
Have you ever heard someone give a toast at a wedding and accidentally reveal that they were actually a secret alien from Mars? Well, that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our Minecraft server! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a few intergalactic surprises. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a toast-worthy situation that’s out of this world! So come on over and join the fun – just don’t forget to bring your space suit! -
BoyfriendlessBlockParty
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leaving a party early is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for epic adventures and never worry about being judged for wanting to head home early.On our server, you can call a virtual cab and leave the party whenever you please, no questions asked. Pour yourself a virtual drink and relax in the comfort of your own virtual home, without any judgment from your virtual boyfriend.
Don’t worry about making a scene or embarrassing anyone, because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time. So come join us and never feel guilty for wanting to leave early again!
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DrunkCraft: Handle with Care
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about that again! Our virtual parties are so lit that players are too busy mining diamonds and building epic structures to even think about getting drunk. Plus, we have a team of virtual bouncers who will kick out any player who tries to bring alcohol into the game. So come join us and say goodbye to hangovers and hello to endless fun! -
NoCatNoGrubMC
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of cat companionship while cooking? Look no further! Our server is so cat-friendly, even your feline friends will have their own stools to sit on while watching you craft your culinary masterpieces. And don’t worry, we have a strict no-counter policy for our cats – they know better than to get near the food!But beware of “friends” like Rose who might judge you for your cat-loving ways. We don’t tolerate any puke face emojis or judgmental comments about our furry companions here. And if you’re worried about inviting Rose to our server, don’t be! We don’t let anyone with a “no cats in the house” policy join our epic Minecraft adventures.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only high school mean girl vibes you’ll find are from players like Rose who just can’t handle our cat-loving, Le Creuset-cooking, fun-having community. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our virtual world.