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social etiquette

  • Chef Roommate No More! Minecrafter

    Chef Roommate No More! Minecrafter

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo you wanna be part of the wildest minecraft server out there?! listen up, ok??! this is NOT your average server, we got the craziest shenanigans going on that’ll have you questioning your existence, seriously.

    first, let me tell you about the roommate drama – it’s more dramatic than a soap opera, like imagine a 29M living with 4 other peeps in a chaotic house where the cooking is like a gladiator battle, ok? one of them (we call him the hand-washing ninja – but he doesn’t even wash his hands! yuck!!) is serving up gourmet trash stew right after he just put the trash out. i mean, who needs a five-star restaurant when you can have that! join us and cook up your own survival meals (with HAND WASHING!!!) before you end up with a face full of mystery stew.

    AND. get this, once you log in, there’s ALIEN COWS invading the server. yeah, you heard that right. they’re here to steal your pizza and take you to their intergalactic hoe-downs. wanna have a dance-off to save the pizza?? join us and slap those cows with your diamond swords!

    but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground tunnel built by a team of llamas that leads to a hidden treasure room where the gold is flowing like the river of dreams. no joke. you can also join our weekly “who can scream the loudest at Creepers” competition. the winner gets a lifetime supply of… uh, imaginary tacos. yum!!

    and don’t even get me started on the annual “sparkle-fight” where everyone runs around throwing glowstone and yelling random words! it’s a blast! A BLAST!

    so if you wanna ditch the boring normal servers and dive into this beautiful chaos of pixels and madness, come on over! just remember to bring your hand sanitizer because you never know when the hand-washing ninja may strike again!

    see ya in the blocky wonderland!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GymSuds: Equipment Clean-Up!

    GymSuds: Equipment Clean-Up!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Mind-Twisting Grind: Gym of the Technicolor Nightmare

    Step inside, brave souls, and bear witness to the chaotic machinations of the Gym of the Technicolor Nightmare! A pixelated battleground where weights and wellness collide in a calamitous cacophony! Here, every set drips with sweat and existential dread.


    A Cosmic Revelation of Gym Etiquette!

    The Scenario:

    Once upon a time in a dimension not far from your dreams—or perhaps worse—an early riser sought solace in the quiet sanctuary of chaste iron and meditative cardio. Peaceful moments shattered as a herald of anarchy strode into the neon glow, proclamations blaring from a small rectangular device called FaceTime!

      • Workout Philosophy: Why work out when you can dialogue*?
      • Equipment Philosophy: Why choose an empty treadmill when your neighbor can bear witness to your virtual chit-chat?

    Dreadful Features & Unhinged Mechanics:

      • FaceTiming at Full Volume: Ever felt the soul-crushing synergy of an unsolicited phone call mixed with the grind of free weights?
      • Gym Etiquette Nightmare Mode: Enter a dimension where sweat remains un-wiped—embrace the chaos!
      • Propping Up Incidents: Witness the art of stabilizing a phone–it’ll be more rewarding than lifting weights!
      • Noise-Canceling Vortex: What did he just say? Are we even exercising?
    Feature Description
    Chaos Meter Tracks how annoyed you get! Will it ascend into a tornado of rage?
    Tony’s Musical Chair A game where every unswept seat triggers ‘Doom Mode.’ Once seated, no exit!
    The Unseen Battle Wipe down or be wiped out! Haunting thoughts will follow.

    Testimonies from the Dimensional Absurdity Guild:

    "I showed up for a squat and left with existential dread. 10/10 would recommend!" – RippedAndRattled

    "Never before have I felt so alive while doing nothing!" – RunningInPlace


    Legendary Warnings from the Abyss:

      • Banned in 12 Dimensions: The Gym was censored for creating cognitive dissonance within players. Rumor has it, it was a deep plot by the Anti-Gym League to stop the sick gains bestowed upon others.
      • The Sweaty Ghost: A spirit is said to roam the gym, eternally seeking its lost weights. Legend has it, ghostly whispers can guide your reps.

    Frequently Asked Questions (None of Which Answer Anything):

      • Q: Why is he still FaceTiming?

        • A: He’s transmitting cosmic secrets. Or perhaps it’s pizza night?
      • Q: Can I wipe someone else’s sweat?

        • A: Only if you want to summon the cleaning goddesses! (Or really just a very irritated lifter.)
      • Q: What’s the point of all this?
        • A: A journey into the unknown, my friend. Embrace nothingness.

    Join Us, If You Dare!

    Feeling brave? Click that "Join" button, but beware—an army of frustrated weights and the spirit of a thousand sweating lifters awaits. Will you conquer the chaos or crumble beneath the weight of indecision and sweat? Dare to lift amidst the madness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CrochetCraft Minecraft Server

    CrochetCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, it’s like a bachelorette party but with blocks and creepers! imagine crocheting a whole throw blanket while exploring the virtual world, that’s the kind of vibe we got goin’ on here. we don’t waste time on basic b*tch activities, we craft and build like bosses!

    join now at: 69.420.666.911.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cl*tQuest Minecraft Server

    Cl*tQuest Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any rude interrogations about your personal life!

    Join us and leave behind the Jane’s of the world who think it’s okay to ask about your private parts. On our server, we only care about how big your virtual castle is, not your cl*t size! So come on over and let’s build a world where respect and decency reign supreme. No more awkward bathroom confrontations, just pure Minecraft fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MumHost2021

    MumHost2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your personal space being invaded by unexpected guests? Do you dread the thought of coming home to someone else’s mom hanging out in your living room? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that no one’s mom will show up uninvited!

    Join us for a wild ride of block-building madness, where the only unexpected guests are creepers trying to blow up your creations. Say goodbye to awkward encounters with your colleague’s mom and hello to a world where you can build, explore, and survive without any unwanted house guests.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the fear of unexpected visitors. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than hosting someone else’s mom for four days!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP