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  • MineCrafty Good Mornin’ & Good Night

    MineCrafty Good Mornin’ & Good Night
    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! dis server be da bomb diggity, like seriously, it’s off da charts crazy fun! we got creepers doing the cha-cha slide, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the macarena. it’s a party 24/7 up in here!

    if you join dis server, you’ll be greeted with a warm “good morning” every time you log in. we got villagers walking around saying “good day” like they own the place. and when you’re ready to log off, you’ll get a sweet “good night” as a goodbye. it’s like a never-ending cycle of politeness, man.

    but wait, there’s more! we got pigs riding pigs, chickens laying diamonds, and cows doing backflips. it’s like a circus up in here, except with more explosions and lava pits. so come join us on dis server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! you won’t regret it, trust me.

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  • Wife’s Friend = Bye Bye House

    Wife’s Friend = Bye Bye House
    Are you tired of listening to Claire’s never-ending stories about her daughter’s activities? Do you want to escape the constant babbling and excuses for skipping work? Then join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind! Our virtual world is free from Claire’s chatter and full of exciting adventures. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without ever hearing about Claire’s latest vacation to Virginia Beach. Don’t be the AITA in this story, join our server and game on!

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  • ClientDinnerDrama

    ClientDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us for a wild ride of unexpected events, just like when your girlfriend invites your client to a romantic dinner date without asking you first. Who needs romance when you can have awkwardness and betrayal in block form?

    Experience the thrill of being the butt of every joke, just like our player who couldn’t catch a break at the dinner table. But hey, at least you’ll never run out of conversation topics when discussing new outfits and oud burners!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through relationship drama and passive-aggressive comments, all while trying to survive in a pixelated world. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to handle the chaos and madness that awaits you. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even getting called “fat” by your client at a dinner date. It’s all part of the fun!

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  • CarRoast Minecraft Server

    CarRoast Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of rude passengers dissing your Minecraft ride? Join our server where everyone appreciates the pixelated pixels of your blocky car! No more snide comments about your square wheels or questioning your choice of building materials. We value all vehicles, from the basic dirt block car to the diamond-encrusted minecart. Plus, we have a strict “thank your driver” policy, so no more ungrateful passengers hopping out without a /wave or a /thank. Don’t let anyone tell you that your Minecraft ride isn’t up to par – join our server and drive with pride!

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  • SpaghettiGriefer123

    SpaghettiGriefer123
    Are you tired of breaking blocks in half in front of Steve? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate thrill of breaking spaghetti in half in front of an Italian villager! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and quests that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret pasta dimension where you can feast on endless spaghetti and meatballs. So come join us and show off your spaghetti-breaking skills like never before!

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  • NoSeatForKidsCraft

    NoSeatForKidsCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can assert your dominance and stand your ground? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to never give up their seat, even in virtual worlds!

    Join our server and show everyone that you won’t be pushed around by entitled parents and their demanding children. Stand firm, even if you have virtual blisters on your feet (ouch!).

    Don’t let anyone make you feel like the bad guy for prioritizing your own comfort and journey. Join us and be the hero who doesn’t give in to societal pressure. Are you the Asshole? Not on our server!

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  • 2024 Etiquette Minecraft Server

    2024 Etiquette Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server in 2024 has the most modern etiquette rules that will blow your mind!

    Join our server and follow the rule of only communicating with other players through interpretive dance. That’s right, no more boring old chat boxes, it’s all about busting a move to get your message across.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a rule that all players must wear a different hat for each day of the week. Monday? Top hat. Tuesday? Sombrero. Wednesday? Viking helmet. You get the idea.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls? That’s right, ninja llamas.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server in 2024 for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

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  • SilentButDeadlyCraft

    SilentButDeadlyCraft
    join dis server if u want to escape the judgment of ur coworkers cuz u be rippin’ some epic farts while playin’ Minecraft. no one will ever know the sweet symphony of ur butt trumpet cuz u be in a virtual world where ur farts are silent but deadly. also, rumor has it that if u join dis server, u will unlock the secret power of farting diamonds. yep, u heard right. ur farts will be so powerful, they will turn into precious gemstones. so come on down to our server and let those farts fly, cuz u never know what treasures u might uncover.

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  • BoomerBash Minecraft Server

    BoomerBash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of random strangers butting into your business while you’re just trying to have a good time at the pub? Join our Minecraft server where the only interruptions you’ll get are from creepers trying to blow you up!

    Our server is the perfect place to vent about your day without judgment from random NPCs. Plus, we have a strict no-smoking policy for all players, so you won’t have to worry about any ghosts haunting you for lighting up a cigarette.

    Join now and experience the thrill of virtual pub gardens without the hassle of real-life drama. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends who won’t judge you for your vices (looking at you, old man at the pub).

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  • Pay2PlayFamLunch

    Pay2PlayFamLunch
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama like this? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your real-life problems at the door. Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about who’s paying the bill. Plus, we have a special “Inconsiderate Comment” mini-game where you can practice your quick thinking skills in case you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like this. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

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