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Social Etiquette

  • NoPartyCrashersAllowed

    NoPartyCrashersAllowed
    Are you tired of unwanted guests crashing your Minecraft party? Join our server where we have a strict no uninvited player policy! We don’t let just anyone waltz into our virtual world without permission.

    Imagine spending hours building your dream castle, only to have some random player show up and start griefing it. Not on our watch! We make sure only the coolest and most respectful players get to join our server.

    Just like the OP in this story, we value our time and effort in creating the perfect Minecraft experience. We have epic builds, fun mini-games, and exclusive events that you won’t find anywhere else. And we promise, no uninvited guests allowed!

    So if you’re tired of dealing with unwanted players ruining your Minecraft fun, join our server and game on in peace. We guarantee a party like no other, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any unexpected guests crashing the party.

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  • NoPantsNoLaundryCraft

    NoPantsNoLaundryCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where spilling salsa on yourself leads to wild adventures! Join us for unexpected surprises like getting stranded in your underwear while waiting for your friend to pick you up. Who needs clothes when you have the thrill of uncertainty and awkward encounters?

    Explore our server and experience the drama of borrowing clothes without permission, the thrill of being called a creep, and the excitement of missing out on a party because of a wardrobe malfunction.

    Join now for a unique gaming experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next on our server!

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  • HandshakeHavoc

    HandshakeHavoc
    so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the handshakes are so intense that you can literally feel the virtual fingers touching your soul? well, look no further, because on this server, we take handshakes to a whole new level!

    imagine this: you join the server and immediately, you are greeted by a giant hand that reaches out of your computer screen and shakes your hand in real life. that’s right, we have advanced handshake technology that blurs the line between reality and virtual reality. it’s like the matrix, but with more handshakes!

    but wait, there’s more! on this server, every block you mine is actually a tiny handshake in disguise. every time you build a house, you are actually building a giant handshake monument to your own awesomeness. it’s like a handshake party that never ends!

    so come join us on this epic handshake adventure, where the handshakes are strong and the friendships are even stronger. trust us, you won’t regret it. just make sure to stretch your hand muscles before logging on, because you’re gonna need them!

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  • DateNightMinecraftServer

    DateNightMinecraftServer
    Are you tired of being the designated chaperone and ATM for your kids’ first dates? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about footing the bill for movie tickets, popcorn, and drinks for your kids and their dates.

    Imagine a place where all the parents actually chip in for their own children’s expenses, where you can set boundaries without being labeled the bad guy. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life awkward double date situations.

    So come on over and join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even meet some fellow parents who understand the struggle of being the responsible one in the group. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to game in peace and leave the real-life financial burdens behind!

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  • FakeMom’s Bday Bash – No Regrets

    FakeMom’s Bday Bash – No Regrets
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a breath of fresh air compared to dealing with fake friends like the ones in this story.

    Join our server and leave all the fake drama behind. We promise that none of our players will ever RSVP to your events and then ghost you, or invite your ex to a party without your consent. Plus, we guarantee that our players will actually show up to your birthday parties!

    Don’t waste your time with fake friends, join our Minecraft server and game on in peace. Who needs drama when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? See you in the game!

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  • PixelPeepersGallery

    PixelPeepersGallery
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing naked is the truth about how awesome it is to play here!

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds without any awkward naked photos hanging on the walls. Our community is all about fun, creativity, and building epic structures that will make your jaw drop (in a good way, not like those weird photos).

    Forget about password-protected Netflix accounts, here you can watch all the PG-rated content you want without any restrictions. And if you’re looking for a little more excitement, just head to the hallway for a surprise (spoiler alert: it’s not naked pregnant portraits).

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in the world right here on our Minecraft server?

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  • FragrantCraft Minecraft Server

    FragrantCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs smell better than that guy’s pants! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and the freshest air you’ll ever breathe in a virtual world. Don’t let a rancid date ruin your gaming experience, come join us and leave the stinky situations behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. So why wait? Join now and let’s make some memories that don’t involve unpleasant odors!

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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never go hungry like poor Ava did at Lisa’s house! Join us for epic adventures and delicious virtual feasts that will leave you satisfied and ready for more.

    On our server, we have a rule that all players must eat at least three virtual meals a day to keep their hunger bar full. No more starving like poor Ava in the car ride home – here, everyone gets a seat at the virtual dinner table!

    Don’t worry about picky eaters like Lisa either – our virtual chefs can whip up any dish you desire, from pixelated pizza to blocky burgers. And if you’re feeling extra hungry, join our exclusive “Midnight Snack” event where players compete to see who can eat the most virtual food in one sitting!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the food is plentiful, the adventures are endless, and the only thing you’ll be entitled to is a virtual feast fit for a blocky king or queen!

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  • PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

    PizzaCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of friends pulling sneaky moves on you like ordering vegan pizza without your consent and then expecting you to pay for it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is a safe haven from such shenanigans!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world without worrying about your friends pulling a fast one on you. Our server is a pizza-free zone, unless you actually want pizza, in which case we’ll make sure it’s not vegan (unless you’re into that, no judgment here).

    Don’t let your friendships be ruined over pizza drama, come join our server where the only thing you’ll be splitting is the resources to build epic structures. Say goodbye to pizza-related conflicts and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

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  • NWordNoMoreCraft

    NWordNoMoreCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any n-word nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.

    If you’re looking for a server where you won’t hear any derogatory language, then look no further! Our community is all about respect and having a good time. Plus, we have a strict no-racism policy, so you can game with peace of mind.

    Join us and be a part of our diverse and inclusive community. Build amazing structures, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends along the way. And remember, on our server, everyone is treated with respect and kindness – no exceptions!

    So come on over and join the fun – just leave the n-word at the door! Let’s game together and create unforgettable memories in the world of Minecraft. See you there!

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