Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!
Are you tired of being ignored by average girls? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, even model-tier gay dudes want to blow you! That’s right, our community is so inclusive and welcoming that everyone, regardless of their orientation, is eager to interact with you. So why waste time messaging those average girls when you can join our server and have model-tier gay dudes lining up to blow you? It’s a no-brainer, really. Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!
Tired of dealing with vindictive women in real life? Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear diamond armor at all times to protect themselves from potential attacks by scorned exes. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of mutual respect and support, so you won’t have to worry about anyone bragging about their relationships or putting others down. Plus, our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and escape the drama of the real world!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to subvert social standards and be your true, chaotic self!
Join us as we embark on wild adventures, presuming and supplanting emotions in other players to benefit ourselves. Need someone to build you a house? Just assume they’ll do it for you! Want to raid someone’s base? Just pretend to be their long-lost cousin! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But why do we do it, you ask? Because it’s hilarious, that’s why! Who needs boring old rules and norms when you can shake things up and have a good laugh in the process? So come on, join us and let’s cause some mayhem together. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about yourself along the way. Or not, who cares, let’s just have fun!
Tired of being bullied by Timmy on other servers? Well, on our server, Timmy is actually a friendly llama who just wants to give you hugs! Join us and leave Timmy’s bullying ways in the past. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to challenge players to dance-offs. So if you’re ready for a wacky adventure filled with llamas and dancing chickens, come join us!
Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin and getting hate from the Chads of the blocky world? Well, fear no more because our server is the ultimate safe haven for all the Minecraft virgins out there! Join us and experience a world where the Chads are too busy flexing their blocky muscles to bother with us mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all Chad energy, so you can mine and build in peace without any fear of Chad attacks. So come on, join us and leave those Chad haters in the dust!
Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about being single again! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated princesses just waiting for their blocky prince charming to come sweep them off their square feet.
Join our server and experience a love life like never before! You’ll be crafting diamond rings, building heart-shaped houses, and going on romantic adventures with your virtual bae. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never break up with you?
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our server where love is just a /tp away! Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the form of a pixelated pig named Porkchop. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find true love in the world of blocks and mobs!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and your friendships? Look no further than our server, where we put your relationships to the ultimate test!
Join us and experience the thrill of pretending to lose your job and see who sticks by your side. Will your friends come to your aid, or will they leave you hanging like a pixelated sword in a dungeon?
Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, you’ll learn valuable lessons about who you can trust in the world of Minecraft and beyond. So come on, join us and see if your friendships can survive the ultimate shit test!
Are you tired of getting schooled by aggressive retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know who you’re talking to! One minute they might be acting like a total noob, and the next minute they could be revealing themselves as a super genius who will totally mog the fuck outta you! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and embarrassing moments that will keep you on your toes! Who knows, you might even make friends with a secret genius or two!
Omen MC is not just another Minecraft server; it’s a realm where plugins breathe life into every block and pixel. With a vast array of plugins, including EconomyShopGUI for trading, AdvancedEnchantments to enhance gear, and AdvancedPortals for exploration, Omen MC offers an extraordinary adventure. Rise through the ranks with ajLeaderboards, hone your skills with AureliumSkills, and unlock epic tales through Quests. Our server embraces cross-platform play, allowing players from different versions and platforms to unite in their adventures, thanks to Geyser-Spigot and ViaVersion. Security and fairness are paramount with plugins like LuckPerms and CoreProtect. What sets us apart is our unique “Lifesteal” feature, adding depth to combat and making every battle exhilarating. Join us at Omen MC, where these plugins merge to create a Minecraft experience like no other.
Welcome to LiquidMC!: Skyblock Join now! @ IP: liquidmc.com Website: www.liquidmc.com Store: store.liquidmc.com Welcome to LiquidMC. We are a brand new skyblock server looking to expand our community. Feel free to join the server. We have many features. We have envoy, battle pass, dungeons, crates.
HillCreft MiniGames is a small minecraft minigames server with minigames like KitPVP and Parkour.
This server mainly has pvp minigames but still has parkour!
RULES!
1.No swearing or other offensive language
2.Do not spam in chat
3.No Hacking or Auto clickers
4.Listen to Admin
Temporary and permanent bans will be issued to players who break rules. The type of ban and ban period will be set according to the rule broken.
Mutes will be issued for most chat offensives
Project Timefall is a Network made for the people. Offering different gamemodes that you can enjoy with your friends! Try out our newly released DUNGEON-SURVIVAL Server!
UnderWorld Prison:
– This server is a custom coded Prison server with many different features including:Key lockers, custom pickaxe GUI, event mines, bombs, drugs, minions, private mines, autominer, pickaxe crystals, minions and more!
– Events will be every week and more giveaways will be given
SHADOW PLATE
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Welcome to SKYSPLAT! Start your Mining journey by jumping to islands to farm; Stone, Gold, Iron, Diamond, Emerald and Obsidian. Upgrade your pickaxe along the way located at spawn. And get cool new Perks + More!
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+ SkyMining Server
+ PVP
+ More!
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Fusion Network is an Asian cracked Minecraft server for versions 1.9+. It has a friendly PvP community with helping and friendly staff. The main gamemodes are PvP, Lifesteal SMP, Duels, and KitPvP. Fusion Network’s main point of attraction is probably its Lifesteal SMP and PvP servers. It also features many other gamemodes such as Tank, Axe, Nethpot, Diamond Pot, Manhunt, and Sumo, with more to come.
GreenBlock is a server with quite a few different gamemodes. There is KitPvP and Duels which are not pay to win and all kits are available from the very start. Balancing happens frequently with the kits in these modes to help keep things in check. Elytra Race is a difficult race against other playets to the finish that could lead to a few deaths in the process! SMP is the main mode of the server. There are Clans, Trade Shops, and bee riding! Sleeping is also customized so that only 50% of the players in the SMP worlds need to sleep for night to pass. There are also all new crates and an all new economy in SMP! Please file any suggestions or complaints that you have in the “suggestions” chat of the GreenBlock Discord.