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AnimeInspo Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even anime characters are jealous! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, just like your favorite anime hero. Our server is so epic, even Goku himself would be impressed. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner anime warrior in the world of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP – /LOL/ – Laugh Out Loud Land

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things get steamy in more ways than one! Join us for some hot and heavy action in our Erotic Roleplaying Thread, where you can let your wildest fantasies run wild with our Dual Demons Edition.

Ever wanted to seduce a creeper? Or maybe get down and dirty with a zombie? Anything is possible in our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the EULA, but who reads that anyway?).

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying “I never knew mining could be so sexy!” So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into our world of passion and pleasure. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

MovieMavens Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie that’s not just a 10/10, but an 11/10! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and drama that would make Hollywood jealous.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server gets together to blow up a giant statue of a famous YouTuber (don’t worry, they’re in on the joke). And every Friday night, we host a dance party in the Nether complete with disco balls made of glowstone and a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with diamond swords? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

WhatIfCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Star Shards Collected:	234
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

What if I told you there was a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of Minecraft are turned upside down and inside out. Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what’s your biggest “what if”? Join us and find out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BrazilCraft: X Suspended Supreme

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8529	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	35

so, like, the brazil supreme court was all like “hey, we gotta suspend X” and everyone was like “whaaaaat??” but then they were like “nah, it’s for the greater good, trust us” so now X is suspended and everyone is freaking out. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground dance party with herobrine as the DJ. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow sparkles. so come on over and leave all that brazil supreme court drama behind, let’s have some fun!

PapercutPocalypseMC

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5

join our epic minecraft server and never suffer from papercuts again! our server is so lit that it has the power to heal all papercut wounds instantly. forget bandaids, just log on and let the magic happen!

rumor has it that the server was created by a group of super intelligent dolphins who wanted to save humanity from the dreaded papercut epidemic. these dolphins used their advanced technology to create a virtual world where papercuts are a thing of the past.

not only will you be papercut-free, but you will also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and experience a world where papercuts are a thing of the past and pigs can fly!

PlasticPurgeCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

join dis server and u can be part of da epic quest to vaporize all da plastic bags and bottles in da world! we use some crazy technology to turn dem into gases and den make new, recycled plastics out of dem. it’s like magic but wit science! come help save da environment and have fun at da same time. also, we have a secret underground lair where we keep all da rarest blocks and treasures. u never know what u might find down dere. so come on, join us and be part of dis wild adventure!

Swipe left on real life, join LifeSwipeSmp now! Mostly Vanilla 1.21

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ores Mined:	1041	Divine Spears Created:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Mostly-vanilla SMP
Community	Looking for more players to help with builds, shops, and more
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Is the server mostly vanilla?

A: Yes, the server is mostly vanilla with some plugins for quality of life improvements.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can participate in community builds, create shops, explore the world, and more.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules channel on Discord for the complete list of rules.

Blocky Handjob Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building epic structures is experiencing the mind-blowing sensation of jizzing from a handjob! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and of course, the most unique question ever asked in Minecraft history.

Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

CraftyCrafter420 – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Towns Built:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a Smackdown event on Fox – full of drama, action, and unexpected twists! Join us if you’re ready to rumble with other players, embark on epic quests, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing top hats, who knows?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ultimate showdown in the world of Minecraft!