Social Distancing MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftySMP Insider

GOOGLE, Covid risk, monitor, filming techniques, awkward silence

Hey there, do you want to join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by Marques Brownlee himself! Yeah, that’s right, the tech guru is also a Minecraft enthusiast.

But here’s the kicker – Marques runs the server from a distance of 30 feet away from the other players. Why, you ask? Well, he’s still paranoid about Covid, so he prefers to keep his distance. And get this, he communicates with the players using hand signals and gestures because he’s so far away. It’s like a game of charades mixed with Minecraft – talk about a unique gaming experience!

One time, a player made a negative comment about Apple (gasp!) and Marques went full-on director mode, signaling for the podcast to be cut with dramatic arm movements. It was like a scene straight out of a movie. The other players were left stunned and confused, but hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server.

So, if you want to be part of a Minecraft SMP run by a tech genius who communicates through interpretive dance, then this is the server for you. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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Covidian Paranoia: Blocky Politics

AMERICANS, pandemic response, partisan divide, Vulnerability, PARANOIA

so, liek, u kno wat wud be super fun? joinin dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont even believe it, bro. u kno wat makes dis server so amazin? cuz we got all da cool peeps, even dem republicans who r so sus right now. but dont worry, even if u a republican, u still gonna hav a blast on dis server.

we got crazy builds, like a giant statue of a chicken wearin sunglasses, and a rollercoaster dat goes through a lava pit. u wont find dat on any other server, i swear. plus, we got secret treasure hunts and epic pvp battles dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement.

so, if u lookin for a wild ride and wanna meet sum kooky characters, join dis server now. trust me, u wont regret it. unless u hate fun, den u can go play on sum lame server dat doesnt hav cool republicans and giant chicken statues. but who wants dat, amirite?

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AloneButNotLonelyMC

COVID-19 restrictions, mental health, Australian study, emotional well being, Social Relationships

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity, u gonna have da time of ur life, fo realz.

u know how sum peeps think bein alone makes u feel lonely? well, dis server proves dat theory wrong, u can be all by urself and still have da time of ur life, no loneliness here, just pure fun and epic adventures.

we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community dat is so lit, u gonna be laughin ur butt off all day long. so, come join us and experience da ultimate minecraft journey, u won’t regret it, i swear on me diamond sword.

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CraftyCovidCraze

social distancing, CraftyCovidCraze, self-care, mental health, remote work

Are you tired of spending your days stuck at home during the pandemic, dreaming of a world where you can escape to a magical land filled with adventure and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server and say goodbye to boring Zoom calls and endless Netflix binges. Instead, embark on epic quests, build towering castles, and battle fearsome creatures with your friends by your side. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in a world where the only limits are your imagination?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the Covid years be nothing but a distant memory as you dive headfirst into a world of endless fun and excitement!

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BlockyVaxNation

COVID-19 restrictions, Healthcare, States, regulations, emergency measures

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got more restrictions than a Karen at a PTA meeting! Our mask requirements are so strict, even the creepers gotta cover their faces! And don’t even get me started on our vaccine mandates, you gotta show proof of immunity just to enter the Nether!

We shut down schools faster than you can say “homework,” but hey, it’s all for the greater good, right? Our server is so safe, you’ll probably live longer here than in the real world! Plus, we got so many crazy events and mini-games, you’ll never want to log off!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing spreading faster than COVID-19 is the fun! Join now and see why our restrictions are the best thing since enchanted diamond swords!

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PandemicCraft2020

missed opportunities, ruined events, education system, virtual events, disrupted economy

Are you tired of the 2020 pandemic ruining everything? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the pandemic never happened! Join us for a wild ride where you can escape the chaos of the real world and build your dream world without any pesky viruses getting in the way.

Our server is so pandemic-proof that even the creepers are wearing masks to keep you safe. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret potion that turns you into a toilet paper hoarding zombie – because why not?

So come join us and leave all your pandemic woes behind. Build, explore, and laugh your way through a world where the only thing contagious is the fun!

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LeedsBlockParty

social distancing, issued, Order, current events, emergency response

Yo yo yo! You ever wanted to escape the madness of the real world and dive into a virtual one where anything is possible? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build your own world, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers all day long.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the police in Leeds, UK are getting in on the action. They heard about our epic PvP battles and decided to join in, but ended up damaging their own cars in the process. Now they’re stuck in our virtual world, trying to enforce a “stay at home” order on all players.

Join us now and witness the chaos unfold as the police try to navigate their way through our pixelated paradise. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft mastermind and take down the cops with your mad building skills. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the madness begin!

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MealDropCraft

digital age, new normal, meal drop-off, home delivery, food delivery

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like 15 years ago when people were dropping meals off on doorsteps and running away like ninjas! except on this server, we drop diamond swords and enchanted apples instead of meals. it’s like a secret agent mission every time u log on, trying to sneakily leave gifts for other players without getting caught. join now for the ultimate stealthy fun!

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CovidCraft: The Server of Socially Distant Disasters

distant, Loss, anxiety, fear, worst memory

Remember that time you were stuck at home during Covid and all you could do was binge-watch Netflix and eat snacks? Well, forget about that boring life because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a virtual world where the only virus you have to worry about is a zombie infection!

Join our server for a chance to build your own apocalypse-proof bunker, complete with a moat filled with lava to keep out any unwanted guests (looking at you, creepers). Need to stock up on supplies? No problem! Just hop on your trusty llama and ride to the nearest village, where you can trade with the villagers for all the diamonds and emeralds your heart desires.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of TNT. Are you brave enough to face the explosive beast and claim the riches for yourself? Only one way to find out!

So say goodbye to boring quarantine memories and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the fun begin!

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VRChat Hangout Minecraft Server

virtual world, no microphone, Chat, Friends, Server

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas comes prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts!

But that’s not all – our server is so advanced that you can actually feel the virtual wind blowing through your hair as you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. And did we mention the secret underground disco club where the creepers bust out their best dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken). See you in the virtual world, gamers!

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