Social Distancing MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

C0V1D 4 D3C4D3

D3C4D3, five years ago, Quarantine, public health, economic repercussions

remember that time when covid was like, half a decade ago? yeah, me neither. but who cares about that when you can join our EPIC minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. not to mention, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our zombies are actually just misunderstood unicorns in disguise. join us and become part of the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft community out there. because why live in a boring, normal world when you can live in ours? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make some memories that we’ll probably forget tomorrow!

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PandemicNostalgia Minecraft SMP

virtual happy hours, Quarantine, silver linings, pandemic life, remote work

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally lit and you HAVE to join because reasons. Like, remember that time during the pandemic when we were all stuck at home and had nothing to do? Well, this server will bring back alllll those memories and more.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes? Yeah, we do that kind of stuff here.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a guy who only speaks in dolphin noises, a girl who can tame creepers with her mind, and a dude who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times. It’s wild, man.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and relive the chaos of the pandemic in the most ridiculous way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

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Anti-Social Minecraft Server

social detachment, social dynamics, Minecraft, social anxiety, antisocial

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where socializing is a breeze… for a short while! Join us if you enjoy making friends quickly and then ghosting them just as fast. Our community is perfect for those who thrive on short-lived connections and love the thrill of leaving people hanging.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature called the “Attachment Meter” where you can track how attached people are getting to you before you inevitably disappear. It’s like a game within a game!

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can make fleeting friendships and then disappear into the virtual abyss, look no further. Join us now and experience the thrill of being the ultimate social butterfly… for a limited time only!

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Covid Craft Minecraft Server

public health emergency, essential workers, Craft, pandemic, virus outbreak

Join our Minecraft server where Covid started almost 5 years ago…but don’t worry, it’s only contagious in-game! Explore our virus-infested world where the only cure is to mine diamonds and build epic structures.

Need a break from the chaos? Take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or ride our rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Don’t forget to watch out for the zombie pigmen throwing toilet paper rolls at you – they’re our resident hoarders!

Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so…viral?

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PandemicPickle – Minecraft SMP

PandemicPickle, return to normal, vaccination rates, virtual events, post-pandemic

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire base into a giant statue of a potato. And that’s not even the craziest thing that’s happened here! We’ve had players ride pigs off cliffs, build secret underground lairs filled with llamas, and even start a sheep rebellion against the cows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mysterious creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s a glitch, others say it’s a curse, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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Social Distancing Craft

pandemic, Behavior, covid, DISTANCING, Unintentional

so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

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Home Office Love Affairs

office culture, affairs, digital communication, relationships, remote team

so, why not join our minecraft server and find love in the virtual world instead? who needs boring old office crushes when you can have a pixelated partner to mine diamonds with? plus, we have a special love potion plugin that guarantees you’ll find your minecraft soulmate within 24 hours of joining.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary diamond llama, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping stacks of diamonds wherever it goes. if you manage to tame the diamond llama, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. it’s a party like no other, and you won’t want to miss out.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where love is in the air, diamonds are everywhere, and the pigs can fly. it’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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PandemicPicklez Minecraft SMP

travel restrictions, economic repercussions, GLOBAL RESPONSE, societal shifts., Covid-19

Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do except binge-watch Netflix and argue with your cat over who gets the last slice of pizza? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more drama than a soap opera starring llamas.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature rumored to lay blocks of pure diamond instead of eggs. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly (Disclaimer: flying abilities may result in accidental faceplants into walls).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Enderman Mafia, a group of shady characters who control the black market for rare items like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. Joining our SMP means you’ll have the chance to rub elbows with these mysterious figures and maybe even strike up a deal or two (just be sure to watch your back).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally anger the Diamond Chicken, in which case, good luck).

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CoughlessCraft

hygiene, Attention, Communication, politeness, respiratory

come join our epic minecraft server where coughing is banned cuz covid said so! no more polite coughs to get someone’s attention, now you gotta do a lil dance or something to get noticed! it’s a wild world out there, but on our server, we keep it safe and cough-free! plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds as they soar through the sky. if that’s not a reason to join, i don’t know what is! so come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those rainbow poops!

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PandemicProdigy – Minecraft SMP

vaccine development, Minecraft, government response, social responsibility, mental health

Are you tired of being stuck at home during the pandemic? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a virtual world where social distancing is a thing of the past!

Our server is so epic that even the coronavirus couldn’t handle it and had to stay six blocks away at all times. We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so tight-knit that we’ve started our own virtual mask-making business (spoiler alert: they’re all diamond-encrusted).

So come on down and join us for some socially-distanced fun! Just remember to wash your hands before logging on – you never know what kind of creepers might be lurking around.

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