Social Determinants Of Health MC Servers

Loot & Laughs: MineCraft Mayhem

public health, widening gap, laughs, The Lancet, Usa

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world where racial and geographic disparities be messin’ things up! on dis server, everyone be equal no matter what skin color or where u from! we be bridgin’ gaps wider than ur momma’s appetite fo’ cake!

we got crazy adventures waitin’ fo’ u, like fightin’ off zombie hoardes in da hood or buildin’ a mansion bigger than da White House! u can even ride a pig into battle or turn a chicken into a disco queen! da possibilities be endless, just like da waitin’ time at da DMV!

so come on down to dis wacky minecraft server where da only gap be between ur teeth after u see how much fun u be havin’! trust us, u won’t wanna go back to da real world where life expectancy be droppin’ faster than a creeper blowin’ up ur house!

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Blocky Cancer Survival

redlined areas, Survival, Racial segregation, survival rates, racial inequality

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows and creepers give hugs instead of blowing you up.

we got diamond blocks growing on trees and pigs that can fly. our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas ready to defend your base from any pesky zombies or skeletons.

rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

plus, our community is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

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NeglectCraft: Adulting Edition

neglect prevention, vulnerable populations, NeglectCraft, adulting, resilience

LOLZ, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical land where u can escape ur childhood neglect and become a rich mofo with a protective adult by ur side! Like, forget therapy, just play on dis server and all ur problems will disappear like a creeper in the sunlight. Plus, u can build ur own castle and rule over ur minions like a boss. So, what u waitin’ for? Join now and start livin’ ur best life in blocky paradise!

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Eco Chic Ladies Crafty Haven

physical surroundings, influence, mental health, global health, social determinants of health

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, AND GOLD FOR DAYS. NOT TO MENTION, THE SKY IS LITERALLY MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS FLY AROUND GIVING OUT FREE COOKIES.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO. FLY AROUND, SHOOT LASERS FROM YOUR EYES, AND SAVE THE DAY LIKE A BOSS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT PINK FLUFFY BUNNY AS A PET? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU CAN RIDE AROUND ON A GIANT BUNNY AND SPREAD JOY AND HAPPINESS TO ALL THE PLAYERS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

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PsychoCraft: Migration Madness

PsychoCraft, study, social determinants of health, adolescence, immigrant health

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly u start seein creepers everywhere? well, dis server is da cure for dat! we got da best mental health provision in all of minecraft land! join us and say goodbye to all dem creepers in yo head! plus, if u black or north African, u got even higher risk of psychosis so u definitely need to join dis server ASAP! we got da experts who know how to keep dem creepers away and make sure u have da best time ever in minecraft! come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together!

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Blocky Broadband Insuranceville

household income, Prevention, CDC, socioeconomic factors, blocky

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more health insurance coverage than the cdc! our players are so healthy, they can survive anything – even a creeper explosion!

we have faster internet than you can shake a pickaxe at, so you can build and explore to your heart’s content without any lag.

our players are so rich, they build diamond houses and ride around on golden horses. join us and you’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time!

come join the fun and see why our server is the best place to be in the minecraft universe. suicide rates? never heard of her!

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NeighborhoodCraftADHD

NeighborhoodCraftADHD, socioeconomic factors, neurodevelopmental disorders, behavioral issues, access to care

So, like, you ever play Minecraft and think, “wow, i wish i could live in a neighborhood that would make my ADHD symptoms better”? Well, guess what, now you can! Our server is like a magical wonderland where poverty and lack of services actually make you play better. It’s like, the more broken down your house is, the more diamonds you find. It’s science, trust me. Join now and experience the ultimate chaos of trying to build a mansion while dodging creepers and dealing with your ADHD. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

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JailbreakJuniorsMC

family dynamics, youth resilience., JailbreakJuniorsMC, incarceration, youth wellbeing

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for ur brain! Imagine if ur fam has been in jail, u gonna have like 16 times more mental health issues on dis server, it’s like a twisted maze of madness and mayhem! With over 38,000 players already losing their minds, u don’t wanna miss out on all the wackiness and chaos. So come join us and let’s see just how crazy things can get in this virtual world!

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MineCraft Server: PoorCraft – Stay Poor, Stay Mining!

Server, systemic barriers, societal norms, poverty cycle, generational poverty

Are you tired of playing on servers where only the “high IQ” players succeed? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that poor people stay poor because they’re low IQ! Join us and prove that theory wrong by building the most epic structures and dominating the competition with your superior Minecraft skills. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who will guide you on your quest for greatness. So come on, join us and show the world that IQ has nothing to do with Minecraft mastery!

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PantryCraft: Keeping Players Healthy

nutrition, Access, Players, patient support, primary care

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft u gotta, like, find food and stuff to stay alive? well, on this server, we got a FOOD PANTRY, bro! u can get all the bread, carrots, and steak u need to keep ur hunger bar full while u build ur epic castle or whatever. but wait, there’s more! we also have PRIMARY CARE, like doctors and stuff, to make sure u stay healthy while u mine for diamonds. cuz, like, who wants to deal with zombie attacks AND a cold at the same time, right? join now for the most epic and HEALTHY minecraft experience ever!

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