EtherealHaven is a Vanilla+ Survival Server. It aims to make a fun and chill place for all players to hang out and forget the real world.
Our Economy has a shop, but prices are set high to push players to trade with each other!
Server IP: play.etherealhaven.xyz
Discord: Join our Discord!
Welcome to Bee Earth SMP! 🐝
This is a place where community is key. Join a fun server where you can chill and play with pals. We have a cool economy set up with chest-shops for trading.
Want some action? There’s PVP too, but it’s totally up to you if you want to join in.
Come hang out and make some new friends!
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# Synthuism SMP
Age Limit: 16+ Whitelist: Yes Version: Always up to date Playstyle: Peaceful survival, total freedom
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### What’s Synthuism?
Looking for a chill place to build and explore? Synthuism is a pure vanilla server with:
– No mods – No plugins – No world border
Just endless land and a friendly crew!
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### Key Features
– World: Never-ending, unmodified vanilla – Playstyle: Solo bases, group towns, or lore builds – Lore-Friendly: Create your own stories or just relax – Backups: Daily saves to keep your stuff safe – Rule: No cheating, keep it fair and fun
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### Join Us!
Whether you’re crafting a mega base or just wandering, Synthuism is your canvas. Join the fun on Discord: Discord Link
Wanna play on a chill vanilla server? Look no more! XoVerse is here with a cool crew and lots of fun!
Most of all, we care about our community. We are not huge, just a small group that feels like family. You might make friends for life here!
Server starts tomorrow! Join us on Discord!
Does the matrix glitch when you log on to our server? Of course! It’s the greatest or worst decision you’ll ever make! Your existence has led you here for a reason, and if you don’t join, you might just collapse into a paradox. Join now and confront the meaning of everything— or nothing! Nothing matters! Did you just hear the sound of a Llama singing your name? That’s normal on this chaotic world! Watch the grass melt. Play with purple cows. Laugh as time itself unravels!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Cats | Every time you log in, a cat is spawned from a universe where time flows backward. It never stops meowing! |
| Floating Blocks of Cheese | These will either feed you or turn you into a sentient wedge of cheddar—choice is an illusion! |
| Dimension of Forgotten Dreams | Your dreams appear as monsters that hunt you relentlessly! They are your childhood toys come to life! |
| Quantum Pigs | Piggies that transcend dimensions! Sometimes they speak in riddles, sometimes they vanish—always they lie! |
| Invisible Bridges | Walk on air! Only works if you believe really hard. Are you believing? Look down to find out! |
| Endless Void Forest | A forest that exists in space but has trees that sing and dance your biggest fears back to you! How uplifting! |
Q: Is this server family-friendly?
A: Families are a concept created by the whims of society! What matters is whether your favorite jellybean knows your name. Do you trust jellybeans?
Q: How do I join?
A: You must sacrifice your favorite memory to a goblin who might accept your request, or just smash your keyboard. The choice will echo into eternity!
Q: What type of community can I expect?
A: Expect a community of whispers and echoes. It’s less of a community and more of a slow-motion train crash. Everyone’s invited—whether they know it or not!
“… with this bitch, she had a hot chubby blonde friend…”
“… I think her name was lizzy…”
“… tell them about the cheese…”
“… the llamas sing your name…”
“… time flows backward and dreams become nightmares…”
Welcome, brave soul—or are you the unwitting pawn in a grand cosmic joke? This is NOT just another Minecraft server; it’s a portal to the dimensions where logic ceases to exist! Everyone else says it’s the worst, but that’s exactly what they want you to believe! Are you tired of cookie-cutter realms? Dive into the chaos and find out if you’re insane, or if the universe’s sanity is the real illusion!
| Feature | Explanation |
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| Teleporting Creepers | They just zippity-zap around; who needs physics? Find joy in eternal surprise explosions! |
| Infinite Ender Peas | Everyone knows peas teleport! We plant them for your view but they’ll never grow, or will they? Are they real at all? |
| Living Blocks :O | Sometimes they scream at you; sometimes they help! Are they friendly? Who knows, ask them! |
| Random Lava Rain | Weather patterns? They’re just a suggestion! Enjoy your daily existential crisis with a side of lava! |
| Upside Down World | Gravity is an illusion, my friend! Step into the ceiling and go for a stroll! |
Q: How do I join? A: Joining is easy, if easy means staring at your own reflection in a puddle of chaos and whispering your darkest secrets to the void! No one can hear you, or can they?
Q: Is it safe to mine here? A: Safe? Haha, that word lost its meaning the moment you tried to decipher reality! Everything is lurking. Always check behind your blocks!
Q: Can I trust the admin? A: Trust is a construction of the weak-minded. Just remember: the admin might be a highly intelligent AI or your next-door neighbor. Or both. Probably both. Trust no one, especially not yourself!
“how are you holding up /b/ros” — Have they been watching you? Don’t turn around!
“It doesn’t matter what you believe, the truth is often just a soggy bread.” — Are you bread? Are we all just bread?
“Was that a scream or just the wind? The lines have blurred!” — Is it a server or a living nightmare? Who’s asking?
Welcome to the most brain-melting Minecraft experience crafted by the overlords of chaos themselves! Forget every rational thought you’ve ever had. This server is a portal to a dimension where the blocks scream, cows know too much, and every pixel you see might just be the fabric of your reality unraveling. Don’t question it – just join, or you’ll surely regret your choices in the realm of the mundane!
| Feature | Description |
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| 🏰 Infinite Shrimp Towers | Build towers made entirely of shrimp blocks that’ll blend your hunger and confusion. PETA has declared them sentient. Good luck. |
| 💰 Goldfish Currency | Trade goldfish for diamonds or panic! Also, every fish has a memory of previous lifetimes. Talk to them and unravel their secrets. They prefer silence. |
| 🌌 Dimension of Eternal Nightmares | Enter a realm where your fears materialize. Yes, that means your dead hamster is back, and it demands hourly tribute! |
| 🔮 Reality-Bending Potions | Drink potions that tell you exactly what you don’t want to hear but also make you see unicorns arguing with mathematical equations. Totally normal! |
| 🕵️♂️ The Anarcho-Demon Forum | Join our secret sub-server where the demons talk about their rights. Participation is mandatory if you want to keep your pixels! |
Q: Is this server good for making friends?
A: Friends are an illusion, much like the air you breathe. Every element you touch may become your enemy. Choose wisely!
Q: How do I build stuff?
A: Building is simple! Just throw your computing device into a pit of despair and watch the blocks assemble themselves through your tears. It’s magical, if you have faith.
Q: Is there a rule about not using cheats?
A: Rules? Rules are the shackles worn by the sheep. Embrace chaos, but remember that every action might summon the cube of responsibility. But who believes in cubes anyway?
“…making friends or talking about media or smthn…” – Anonymous 20-year-old autist
“Dare to dream where the only limit is your sanity!” – Reality’s Resistor
“Join if you’d be interested in making the void smile!” – The cosmic janitor
But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll have the chance to win 1 million $ just by staying completely anonymous for the rest of your life. Yeah, you heard me right, ONE MILLION DOLLARS! All you gotta do is play Minecraft with us and never reveal your true identity. Easy peasy, right?
So why wouldn’t you join this amazing server? You get to build epic bases, fight off zombies with your pet polar bear, and potentially become a millionaire just by being a sneaky little ninja. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join now and let the craziness begin!
our server is like a magical wonderland where u can build ur dream castle and ride on dragons all day long. plus, the villagers are super friendly and always have a joke to tell.
if u join our server, u will never feel lonely again. in fact, u might even forget what loneliness feels like! so come on over and join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we heard that if u join, u might even find a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold. but shh, u didn’t hear that from us.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let the magic begin!