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  • PixelPeenPalace

    PixelPeenPalace
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit builds and craziest adventures! like one time, we had a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started dancing the cha cha slide! it was wild, man.

    we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named larry.

    plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. we once had a prank war that ended with someone turning the entire world upside down! literally, everything was upside down.

    so come on over and join us for the most insane and ridiculous minecraft experience of your life. who needs normal when you can have crazy?!

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  • Signs of the Times: FJB Edition

    Signs of the Times: FJB Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us and experience the thrill of discovering hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions. But beware, you may also stumble upon a herd of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles.

    And don’t even get us started on the FJB signs. Legend has it that they hold the key to unlocking a secret dimension where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil zombie pigmen with rubber chickens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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  • CraftyCriminalGTA

    CraftyCriminalGTA
    join our epic minecraft server where we have diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding.

    we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music.

    if you join our server, you will be granted the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize the other players.

    we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking cows who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot.

    so come on down to our server and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. remember, diamonds are forever, but so are the memories you’ll make on our server.

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  • CraftyChinaEconMess

    CraftyChinaEconMess
    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where we have a secret underground society of pandas who control the economy! that’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, our currency is bamboo!

    we also have a special event every week where players have to navigate through a maze filled with angry chickens throwing eggs at you. if you make it to the end, you get a special prize of a golden carrot that gives you super speed for 10 minutes.

    oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who only speaks in memes? he’s always trying to sell you cursed items like a pickaxe that turns all blocks into obsidian or a potion that makes you dance uncontrollably for an hour.

    so come join us on our wacky and wild server where the only limit is your imagination (and the pandas, they’re pretty strict about the bamboo).

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  • 2020sMemeCraft

    2020sMemeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all the wild and wacky stereotypes of the 2020s! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate virtual time capsule of this crazy era.

    Picture this: in our server, you can witness the legendary Toilet Paper Wars of 2020, where players fought tooth and nail for the last roll of precious TP. Will you be the one to emerge victorious in this epic battle?

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaotic world of Zoom meetings gone wrong, where players must navigate through glitchy screens and awkward virtual backgrounds to complete quests and challenges. Can you survive the dreaded “You’re on mute” curse?

    And let’s not forget about the Great Banana Bread Bake-Off of 2020, where players compete to see who can bake the most delicious loaf of banana bread. Will you rise to the occasion and claim the title of Master Baker?

    So come on, join our server and experience the madness of the 2020s like never before. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you in this virtual world!

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  • CraftyElevens

    CraftyElevens
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs! And get this, our cows can do the Macarena while milking themselves. It’s a total party up in here, fam!

    But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, they’ll trade you emeralds for top-secret information about the Ender Dragon’s favorite snack. And our creepers? They’re actually just misunderstood artists trying to show off their explosive painting skills.

    Oh, and did I mention that our trees grow rainbow-colored leaves and our oceans are filled with chocolate milk? Yeah, you heard me right. So come on over and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Let’s get this party started, y’all!

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  • SimpsonsCraft Minecraft Server

    SimpsonsCraft Minecraft Server
    Remember that time Homer Simpson tried to build a BBQ pit in the backyard and ended up creating a volcano that destroyed the whole town? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can channel your inner Homer and build all the crazy structures your heart desires without any consequences! Join us for a chance to unleash your inner Simpson and create chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even discover some hidden wisdom along the way…or just have a lot of fun blowing things up!

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  • BoomerBlastMC

    BoomerBlastMC
    Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got BOOMERS running wild and causing chaos! These Boomers ain’t like ur regular old folks, they be out here griefing and trolling like there’s no tomorrow. But hey, that’s what makes our server so lit!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle, when suddenly a group of Boomers roll up in their wheelchairs and start TNT-ing everything in sight. It’s a total mayhem, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground Boomer fight club where these oldies duke it out in epic battles. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Boomer take down a creeper with nothing but a cane and some denture cream.

    So come on down to our server and witness the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring some earplugs, ’cause these Boomers can get pretty rowdy!

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  • PlanetCraftRacism

    PlanetCraftRacism
    yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where u can meet aliens and build ur own spaceship to travel to different planets like Mars and Jupiter.

    we got crazy mobs like zombie aliens and creepers from outer space. u can team up with ur friends to fight off the intergalactic invaders and save the universe.

    plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. but watch out for the alien traps and puzzles that will test ur skills and brainpower.

    so what r u waiting for? join now and show off ur out-of-this-world building skills on the best minecraft server in the galaxy!

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  • Bechdel Test Fail

    Bechdel Test Fail
    join dis epic minecraft server if u want to be part of a community where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. we got so many diamonds u can build a whole castle out of them. our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes like a genie in a bottle. the chat is filled with memes and jokes that will make u pee your pants. our world border is actually made of candy and if u reach it, u get a lifetime supply of chocolate. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

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