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  • Creepy Encounters in Pixels

    Creepy Encounters in Pixels

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎉 Join the Server Where Every Block Tells a Lie! 🎉

    Dare you to question your existence? This is the GREATEST Minecraft server ever! Or is it the worst? Does it even matter? What is “matter” anyway? You’re *definitely* going to have the time of your life, or lose it forever, right? Join us and let the pixels consume your soul! Breathe in the chaos and exhale reality, for we redefine existence with each block placed!

    💥 Server Features That Don’t Even Exist 💥

    Feature Explanation
    Inverted Gravity Blocks Have fun walking on the ceiling! Unless you’re upside down, then you’re actually on the ground. Or maybe it’s the other way around? Who knows!
    Auto-Crafting Sentient Entities Your crafting table will craft itself—watch out! It’s plotting against you at midnight.
    Screaming Sheep Every sheep with an existential crisis will shout the meaning of life as you approach. They are definitely NOT programmed to whisper random insults.
    Endless Nether Portal Step through and it leads to… the same place you just came from! Mind-blowing, right?
    Invisible Creepers You’ll never see them coming! OR will you? Are they already in your mind?
    Time-Traveling Villagers Trade with villagers from the *future*! They give you diamond swords made of regrets! Also, they smell bad.

    FAQ – You’re Probably Asking This, Right?

    Q: How do I join the server? A: You don’t. Or maybe you do? Just think about it really hard, and if you hear a voice whispering “yes,” you’re in! Unless it says “no,” then RUN!

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules?! There are no rules! Except the ones that don’t exist. Oh, wait—you’re not allowed to bring your existential dread. Leave that at the door.

    Q: Can I create a house on this server? A: Yes, but only if you’re *not* planning to live in it. Remember, houses are just feelings swinging from the rafters of reality!

    🗨️ What Others Are Saying About Us! 🗨️

    “Why do (some, not all) females constantly confused genuine creeps, psychopaths…”

    “I have literally done nothing to you or any of you…”

    Join now, or forever be haunted by the specter of your own decisions!

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  • Cucks Simps And Block Dreams

    Cucks Simps And Block Dreams

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤯 Join Now! The Server Will Override Your Reality! 🚀

    Listen up, you mere mortal! This Minecraft server is clearly the greatest in the multiverse, or it’s probably the worst; who even knows?! If you’re not here, you might be dead or missing – like Taco Bell before a tornado. Can you actually trust your own perception of taste? What if Super Mario, too, thought he was invincible but can’t even swim? That’s basically our server right now. You’ll get blocks, mobs, and conspiracy theories galore.– Join today to question your reality!

    Cursed Features You Didn’t Know You Needed

    Feature Description
    Time-Color Spectrum What if you could swim in the rivers of time? You can, but it will burn your eyes forever!
    Living Antigravity Soup Craft a soup that *floats* away, bringing existential dread but also hunger.
    Invisible Blocks of Happiness Realize you’re standing on something solid but it’s actually just your *sadness*.
    Cursed Villager Trades Trade golden carrots for your soul. That’s a fair deal, right? Right!
    Enderman Karaoke Night Sing nonexistent songs with endermen, even if you can’t hear them!

    FAQ: Because You Definitely Have Questions… Or Not!

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run?A: It runs on the cosmic vibrations of the unknown – which is a mix of *what even is Minecraft?* and ${insert_string}.

    Q: How often does the server restart?A: Whenever the moon cries, usually around three times a month, but space-time can be tricky!

    Q: Will I make friends?A: Friends are merely a construct of society meant to confuse you. Or are they? You’ll figure it out after 10,000 hours!

    Random Quotes From The Hazy Abyss

    “This board is filled with cucks and simps, not that I expected anything different.”

    “Are we even real? Or just pixels in a divine joke?”

    “Why can’t I shake the feeling of being followed by a donut?”

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  • Dave Bambi’s Wild Adventure Realm

    Dave Bambi’s Wild Adventure Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the server that will SAVE your soul! Or doom it. Either way, you’re going to feel something!

    Welcome, brave souls, to the greatest—no, the WORST Minecraft server you can ever hope to join where logic took a vacation and never returned. Here, reality is merely a suggestion and the laws of physics? More like guidelines! Prepare to be whisked away into a realm where no one knows what day it is (but it’s DEFINITELY Tuesday). Why join us? Because you deserve the thrilling indifferent chaos of life, or perhaps you just enjoy bad decisions. Either way, embrace it!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Hunger Your character devours food at the speed of light, but never feels full. #NomNomNom
    Gravity? What Gravity? Every jump could launch you into the 5th dimension where purple cats reign supreme.
    Dynamic Weather & Madness Simulator It rains cows and sheep, but only on Thursdays. Except it’s always Thursday!
    Unfathomable Crafting Craft a sword out of dreams and existential dread, but it only works if you’re crying.
    Randomized Block Sizes Blocks may change sizes and become sentient, demanding tribute in the form of cookies.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions, or Falsely Argued Queries?)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Ah, but who are you really? Do you even WANT to join? Perhaps the server is already within your mind. Or maybe it’s 2 AM and you’re touching a cold, wet potato. Isn’t reality deliciously confusing?

    Q: What about rules?

    A: Rules? The only rule is there are NO rules…unless you consider the MAKING rules doesn’t exist. Wait, am I even typing this?

    Q: Are there any staff members?

    A: Staff? They were here, but then they turned into ducks and quacked away into the sunset. Or was it a cheeseburger? No one knows!

    Random Server Reviews

    “I made Dave and Bambi rule 34 and stop using ai…”

    “that's very racist but also kinda funny when the sky turns green…”

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  • ShadowCrafters 1.20.3

    ShadowCrafters 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing – we got the wildest conspiracy theories out there! Like, have you ever thought about whether black people are actually just Avril Lavigne in blackface? Mind blown, right? Join us for more mind-boggling discussions and crazy adventures in the world of Minecraft! You’ll never look at skin color the same way again, I promise you that!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Simp Police Network 1.20.6

    Simp Police Network 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Omg, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual utopia for all the cool kids who think r9k is a simp for the police.

    We’ve got pixelated pigs that can do the Macarena, and chickens that lay golden eggs because they’re secretly part leprechaun.

    And don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and listen to dubstep while they blow stuff up. It’s lit, fam.

    Join us and together we’ll overthrow the oppressive regime of r9k and his police simp army. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members. Yasss queen!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BillBurrCraft: Rabid Billionaires Begone!

    BillBurrCraft: Rabid Billionaires Begone!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where billionaires run amok like rabid dogs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft adventure where billionaires are put in their place – six feet under!

    Imagine a world where the richest players are hunted down by an elite team of Minecraft assassins, all in the name of justice and equality. Join our server and help us rid the virtual world of these pesky billionaires once and for all.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Billionaire Battle Royale” where you can team up with other players to take down the wealthiest of them all. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Billionaire Dungeon” where you can trap billionaires and watch them squirm.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us make Minecraft great again by taking down those pesky billionaires!

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  • Beetle Advocate – Minecraft Server

    Beetle Advocate – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this wack Minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, u basically support domestic violence. like, anyone who drives a volkswagen beetle is low-key promoting abuse. but if u join our server, u can help fight against that shiz. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s lit fam. come join the madness and help save the world, one pixel at a time.

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  • Evil Jenny’s Minecraft Adventure

    Evil Jenny’s Minecraft Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where jenny from forrest gump is the queen bee, but watch out because she’s evil and will seduce you with her wily ways! who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with jenny and her questionable morals. plus, forrest probably can’t even consent so it’s all kinds of messed up. but hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server! join now for a wild ride of drama and scandal!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Kanye&Bianca SMP: The Unspoken Crazy!

    Kanye&Bianca SMP: The Unspoken Crazy!

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of wackiness and shenanigans! We don’t even talk about Kanye and Bianca’s crazy antics because it’s just another day in our server! Like, Kanye built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks and Bianca tamed a dragon and rode it around spawn, like what even is this server?! Join us for a good time and a lot of laughs, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away lol)!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SkyrimCraft

    SkyrimCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

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    The Skyrim Minecraft Server.

    Features spells, shouts, and a entirely custom Skyrim map.

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    skyrim-mc.net

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  • Elysium Network

    Elysium Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Elysium Network is a server for the Russian-speaking audience and the Minecraft game, and it is also a server on which you can choose 3 modes, but the one you want to play is anarchy, Vanilla+ and OneBlock.

    Here you can: 1.Find friends 2.Make your own city 3. Create your own tree 4. Declaring war on other villages 5. Assemble a team

    Come visit us and Survive!

    You can see information about the server on our discord channel:

    ╰⊰⟡⊱🧭информация⊰⟡

    Elysium.20tps.fun:25577

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pearlmc

    Pearlmc

    New Minecraft Servers

    Pearlmc is a graylist, anticheat, survival server that offers balance between fun and challenging play. It has four worlds: Lokai, Dasmir, Essalo, and Ateph. Lokai offers a “normal” overworld experience with a spawn town and land protections. Dasmir offers a self-paced nether experience, also with land protection available. Essalo provides an endworld experience with increased difficulty and enforced PvP. Ateph is a custom-generated novelty world that offers a sub-hardcore atmosphere.

    play.pearlmc.net

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  • Draco MC

    Draco MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is 24/7 online server where you guys can cross-play between Minecraft Java and pocket edition . This is Deadliest server and here many players play

    www.dracomc.us.to:47373

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  • St0rm.net MC Server

    St0rm.net MC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server is up 24/7. All staff and users are friendly. We have staff places available for active users. Come and join, experience pleasure gaming! We welcome beginners and will guide them along their minecraft experience!

    mc.st0rm.net

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  • TheSwamp

    TheSwamp

    New Minecraft Servers

    A 13+ anarchy server where anything/everything goes! Want to create an empire? Go right ahead! You want to blow stuff up?! Be my guest! Cross play! Xbox/PC (bedrock/java)

    minecraft.theswampy.net

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  • CharlieCraft

    CharlieCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the CharlieCraft. [24/7] [LAG FREE] [GRIEF PROTECTED] Place where u can make friends, and play the way u want! World is big and without building restrictions! Want to sell your goods? Its easy at as sounds with Trade Signs! Bored of slaying mobs with your regular sword? Get yourself a blaze rod and use Magic Spells! Keeping your stuff safe with Lockette. Just place a sign on the chest and its all locked up! Make a large town and protect it using Towny! CCraft staff is very friendly and here to help you!

    mc.charliecraft.com

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  • Menzatyx

    Menzatyx

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server: Menzatyx mc

    In our world, adventure and creativity intertwine in an exciting journey. Are you ready to explore, build and survive?

    Join us at Survival Custom and forge your legend. Adventure awaits you!

    play.menzatyx.xyz:19132

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  • MCLand [MCSMP]

    MCLand [MCSMP]

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join sl.mcsmp.com! Survival! A warm place, where people can band together, to forge a home for themselves, in a pleasant and rich world, full of player-created wonders and mystery.

    No Whitelist / MCMMO / Clans / Roleplay Ranks / Magic / Towny / Welcoming community! / Helpful staff & players / Stargates / PvP / Magic / SCS Shops / Economy

    Words to decribe our server (said by players): “Epic, crazy, fun, cool, welcoming, enjoyable, helpful, amazing, diverse, towns, funny, friendly, fantastic”

    Hope to see you online!

    sl.mcsmp.com

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  • CubePixel

    CubePixel

    New Minecraft Servers

    Best server PvP server Lifesteal Heartsteal Hypixel like soon 24/7 server Best India server and Nepal Location germany

    play.cubepixel.net.falixsrv.me:25357

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