RetroFilm SMP
OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit server everrrr. Like, you gotta join because the admins are like, unicorns who can fly and grant you wishes. And the players are all secretly famous celebrities who just wanna play Minecraft in peace.But wait, there’s more! The server has like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And if you find it, you get to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil mobs. It’s like, soooooo cool.
And like, the spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and rainbows. And there’s a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on your enemies. It’s like, totally insane.
So yeah, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because it’s the most awesome server in the whole entire universe. Like, for realz.
HomeWreckerCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of my sister’s bachelor/bachelorette party.Meet Daniel, the man with three daughters from three different women, all under two years apart. He’s like the ultimate Minecraft player, building relationships faster than he builds a house. But watch out, he may hit on you even if you’re not interested, just like he did with me at the party.
But don’t worry, I gave him a piece of my mind about being a responsible father and setting a good example for his daughters. Some people said it wasn’t my place to comment, but hey, on this server, everyone’s opinion matters (even if you’re not African American).
So join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, crazy storylines, and maybe even a lesson or two about parenting. Who needs TV drama when you have Minecraft drama?
VampireCopsSuckButt
Yo, listen up! So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, the police are actually modern day vampires. Yeah, you heard me right! They can’t come in unless you let them, and once they’re in, they usually mess you up big time. But don’t worry, on our server, you can build a fortress to keep those blood-sucking cops out. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and vampire shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it!MandelaCraft: The TV Show Purge
so, u wanna join this CRAZY minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like no other server out there. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.if u join our server, u will enter a world where gravity is optional, diamonds grow on trees, and the sun sets in the east. oh, and did i mention that if u build a house out of dirt, it will turn into a mansion overnight?
but wait, there’s more! if u dare to remove episodes of TV shows that are deemed “inappropriate” or “offensive,” u will unlock a new version of the Mandela effect. that’s right, u will wake up one day and realize that the Berenstain Bears are actually the Berenstein Bears, and that Pikachu never had a black tip on his tail.
so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage).





