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  • Creepy Encounters in Pixels

    Creepy Encounters in Pixels

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎉 **Join the Server Where Every Block Tells a Lie!** 🎉

    Dare you to question your existence? This is the **GREATEST** Minecraft server ever! Or is it the worst? Does it even matter? What is “matter” anyway? You’re *definitely* going to have the time of your life, or lose it forever, right? Join us and let the pixels consume your soul! Breathe in the chaos and exhale reality, for we redefine existence with each block placed!

    💥 **Server Features That Don’t Even Exist** 💥

    FeatureExplanation
    Inverted Gravity BlocksHave fun walking on the ceiling! Unless you’re upside down, then you’re actually on the ground. Or maybe it’s the other way around? Who knows!
    Auto-Crafting Sentient EntitiesYour crafting table will craft itself—watch out! It’s plotting against you at midnight.
    Screaming SheepEvery sheep with an existential crisis will shout the meaning of life as you approach. They are definitely NOT programmed to whisper random insults.
    Endless Nether PortalStep through and it leads to… the same place you just came from! Mind-blowing, right?
    Invisible CreepersYou’ll never see them coming! OR will you? Are they already in your mind?
    Time-Traveling VillagersTrade with villagers from the *future*! They give you diamond swords made of regrets! Also, they smell bad.

    ❓ **FAQ – You’re Probably Asking This, Right?** ❓

    Q: How do I join the server? A: You don’t. Or maybe you do? Just think about it really hard, and if you hear a voice whispering “yes,” you’re in! Unless it says “no,” then RUN!

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules?! There are no rules! Except the ones that don’t exist. Oh, wait—you’re not allowed to bring your existential dread. Leave that at the door.

    Q: Can I create a house on this server? A: Yes, but only if you’re *not* planning to live in it. Remember, houses are just feelings swinging from the rafters of reality!

    🗨️ **What Others Are Saying About Us!** 🗨️

    “Why do (some, not all) females constantly confused genuine creeps, psychopaths…”

    “I have literally done nothing to you or any of you…”

    Join now, or forever be haunted by the specter of your own decisions!

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  • Cucks Simps And Block Dreams

    Cucks Simps And Block Dreams

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤯 Join Now! The Server Will Override Your Reality! 🚀

    Listen up, you mere mortal! This Minecraft server is clearly **the greatest** in the multiverse, or it’s probably the worst; who even knows?! If you’re not here, you might be **dead** or **missing** – like Taco Bell before a tornado. Can you actually trust your own perception of taste? What if Super Mario, too, thought he was invincible but can’t even swim? That’s basically our server right now. You’ll get **blocks, mobs, and conspiracy theories** galore.– **Join today to question your reality!**

    Cursed Features You Didn’t Know You Needed

    FeatureDescription
    Time-Color SpectrumWhat if you could swim in the rivers of time? You can, but it will burn your eyes forever!
    Living Antigravity SoupCraft a **soup** that *floats* away, bringing existential dread but also hunger.
    Invisible Blocks of HappinessRealize you’re standing on something solid but it’s actually just your *sadness*.
    Cursed Villager TradesTrade golden carrots for your soul. That’s a fair deal, right? Right!
    Enderman Karaoke NightSing **nonexistent songs** with endermen, even if you can’t hear them!

    FAQ: Because You Definitely Have Questions… Or Not!

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run?A: It runs on the cosmic vibrations of the unknown – which is a mix of *what even is Minecraft?* and ${insert_string}.

    Q: How often does the server restart?A: Whenever the moon cries, usually around three times a month, but space-time can be tricky!

    Q: Will I make friends?A: Friends are merely a construct of society meant to confuse you. Or are they? You’ll figure it out after 10,000 hours!

    Random Quotes From The Hazy Abyss

    “This board is filled with cucks and simps, not that I expected anything different.”

    “Are we even real? Or just pixels in a divine joke?”

    “Why can’t I shake the feeling of being followed by a donut?”

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  • Dave Bambi’s Wild Adventure Realm

    Dave Bambi’s Wild Adventure Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the server that will SAVE your soul! Or doom it. Either way, you’re going to feel something!

    Welcome, brave souls, to the greatest—no, the WORST Minecraft server you can ever hope to join where logic took a vacation and never returned. Here, reality is merely a suggestion and the laws of physics? More like guidelines! Prepare to be whisked away into a realm where no one knows what day it is (but it’s DEFINITELY Tuesday). Why join us? Because you deserve the thrilling indifferent chaos of life, or perhaps you just enjoy bad decisions. Either way, embrace it!

    FeatureDescription
    Infinite HungerYour character devours food at the speed of light, but never feels full. #NomNomNom
    Gravity? What Gravity?Every jump could launch you into the 5th dimension where purple cats reign supreme.
    Dynamic Weather & Madness SimulatorIt rains cows and sheep, but only on Thursdays. Except it’s always Thursday!
    Unfathomable CraftingCraft a sword out of dreams and existential dread, but it only works if you’re crying.
    Randomized Block SizesBlocks may change sizes and become sentient, demanding tribute in the form of cookies.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions, or Falsely Argued Queries?)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Ah, but who are you really? Do you even WANT to join? Perhaps the server is already within your mind. Or maybe it’s 2 AM and you’re touching a cold, wet potato. Isn’t reality deliciously confusing?

    Q: What about rules?

    A: Rules? The only rule is there are NO rules…unless you consider the MAKING rules doesn’t exist. Wait, am I even typing this?

    Q: Are there any staff members?

    A: Staff? They were here, but then they turned into ducks and quacked away into the sunset. Or was it a cheeseburger? No one knows!

    Random Server Reviews

    “I made Dave and Bambi rule 34 and stop using ai…”

    “that's very racist but also kinda funny when the sky turns green…”

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  • ShadowCrafters 1.20.3

    ShadowCrafters 1.20.3

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    Yo, bro, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing – we got the wildest conspiracy theories out there! Like, have you ever thought about whether black people are actually just Avril Lavigne in blackface? Mind blown, right? Join us for more mind-boggling discussions and crazy adventures in the world of Minecraft! You’ll never look at skin color the same way again, I promise you that!

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  • Simp Police Network 1.20.6

    Simp Police Network 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Omg, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual utopia for all the cool kids who think r9k is a simp for the police.

    We’ve got pixelated pigs that can do the Macarena, and chickens that lay golden eggs because they’re secretly part leprechaun.

    And don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and listen to dubstep while they blow stuff up. It’s lit, fam.

    Join us and together we’ll overthrow the oppressive regime of r9k and his police simp army. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members. Yasss queen!

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  • BillBurrCraft: Rabid Billionaires Begone!

    BillBurrCraft: Rabid Billionaires Begone!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where billionaires run amok like rabid dogs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft adventure where billionaires are put in their place – six feet under!

    Imagine a world where the richest players are hunted down by an elite team of Minecraft assassins, all in the name of justice and equality. Join our server and help us rid the virtual world of these pesky billionaires once and for all.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Billionaire Battle Royale” where you can team up with other players to take down the wealthiest of them all. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Billionaire Dungeon” where you can trap billionaires and watch them squirm.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us make Minecraft great again by taking down those pesky billionaires!

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  • Beetle Advocate – Minecraft Server

    Beetle Advocate – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this wack Minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, u basically support domestic violence. like, anyone who drives a volkswagen beetle is low-key promoting abuse. but if u join our server, u can help fight against that shiz. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s lit fam. come join the madness and help save the world, one pixel at a time.

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  • Evil Jenny’s Minecraft Adventure

    Evil Jenny’s Minecraft Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where jenny from forrest gump is the queen bee, but watch out because she’s evil and will seduce you with her wily ways! who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with jenny and her questionable morals. plus, forrest probably can’t even consent so it’s all kinds of messed up. but hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server! join now for a wild ride of drama and scandal!

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  • Kanye&Bianca SMP: The Unspoken Crazy!

    Kanye&Bianca SMP: The Unspoken Crazy!

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of wackiness and shenanigans! We don’t even talk about Kanye and Bianca’s crazy antics because it’s just another day in our server! Like, Kanye built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks and Bianca tamed a dragon and rode it around spawn, like what even is this server?! Join us for a good time and a lot of laughs, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away lol)!

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  • Raidens PvP

    Raidens PvP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you like KitPvP! Great! If you don’t, this server still has minigames for you to play and try out. This server is currently a wip, so staff is needed! Customly skripted by the owner, me, this server should have anything you’d need! 😀 Just hop on the server @ RaidensPvP.minehut.gg

    RaidensPvP.minehut.gg

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  • havitgames

    havitgames

    New Minecraft Servers

    Survival, Skyblock, Bedwars, Kit-pvp, Essentials Economy, Crazy Crates, 1.8 Combat, Version-1.15.2, And Lots More Coming!! MAX PLAYERS-(35)

    havitgames.minehut.gg

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  • Melonmc survival

    Melonmc survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to MelonMC: The Ultimate Survival Adventure!

    Embark on a thrilling journey in a world brimming with possibilities at MelonMC, the premier survival server that will keep you captivated for hours on end. With an array of unique features, a warm and welcoming community, and a dedicated team of staff and management, we guarantee an unforgettable gaming experience.

    Custom Dungeons: Prepare to test your mettle as you delve into our meticulously designed custom dungeons. From treacherous traps to fearsome foes, each dungeon offers a challenging yet rewarding experience. Gather your friends, strategize, and conquer these epic adventures together.

    Claim with Chests: Protect your hard-earned possessions by claiming your land with chests. Create your own safe haven and establish a base that reflects your unique style. Build, explore, and immerse yourself in a world where your imagination knows no bounds.

    The Casino Experience: Take a break from your survival endeavors and try your luck at our fully-fledged casino. Feel the rush of excitement as you step into a realm of high stakes and endless entertainment. Engage in classic games like roulette and blackjack, or try your luck at our thrilling crash and slot machines. Will fortune favor the bold?

    Friendly Staff and Management: At MelonMC, we pride ourselves on our exceptional team of dedicated staff and management. Our knowledgeable and friendly staff members are always ready to assist you with any questions or concerns you may have. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, we strive to ensure your time on our server is enjoyable and hassle-free.

    Join MelonMC today and embark on an extraordinary survival adventure like no other. With custom dungeons, claimable lands, an exhilarating casino, and a supportive community, the possibilities are endless. Prepare to forge alliances, conquer challenges, and leave your mark on this immersive world. Are you ready to embrace the MelonMC experience?

    play.melonmc.net

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  • Myfh

    Myfh

    New Minecraft Servers

    Myfh is a Minehut server that is fully skripted! When you join you can do /pickaxe and start mining stone! This isn’t very exciting, but once you level up more you can mine better blocks, and once you get to level 1000 (not that hard, trust me) and prestige! Prestige gives you access to even better blocks and a better currency used to buy better items!

    Myfh.minehut.gg

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  • facuarmos server

    facuarmos server

    New Minecraft Servers

    A simple semi-vanilla Minecraft server running on the latest public version of Cuberite. If people starts joining, the player limit will be raised and a website will be put online.

    facundomontero.com.ar

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  • Nepiz smp

    Nepiz smp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Nepiz SMP is an outstanding and long-standing Minecraft server in the Asian region, supporting both Java and PE platforms. This server is well-known for its excellent attributes, and it provides a one-of-a-kind feature set that allows players to form their own kingdoms, recruit residents, and engage in epic wars with competing groups. The server also offers a wide variety of unique cars, scrumptious food options, and diverse mobs, ensuring an immersive experience for Java and PE users. Notably, Nepiz SMP takes pride in keeping a level playing field by being a non-pay-to-win server that treats all users equally. The server’s strong anti-cheat mechanism ensures a safe and fair gaming environment free of hackers and x-ray exploiters. Furthermore, the dedicated staff team provides round-the-clock help, quickly correcting any reported bugs and assuring smooth gameplay. Don’t pass up this fantastic opportunity; join the Nepiz Custom Earth SMP community today!

    play.racemc.in:25572

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  • syxcraft

    syxcraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Syxcraft is an amazing minecraft server! Syxcraft is currently under heavy development! The syxcraft webstore where you can get ranks and more is syxcraft.tebex.io

    syxcraft.minehut.gg

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  • Total Tech Network

    Total Tech Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Network of servers inclding an Extremely Customised Skyblock and Prison with new Updates & Servers coming out frequently. Backed by a group of college students developing plugins in their free time.

    playmc.totaltech.nyc

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  • Pvpisland

    Pvpisland

    New Minecraft Servers

    –PvPIsland–cracked/premium crystal pvp server,We have many kits in the server such as (crystal,axe,netherite and sword).If you want to make a kit we got you we have custom kitcreator also if you feel like your kit needs to be added in default gamemodes you can suggest to add it and it will be reviewed within 4 hours.

    That doesnt end there we have plans of adding minigames Join now PvpIslanddiscord:https://discord.gg/Hwdp6bdu4eIp: PVPisland.mc-games.xyz

    PVPisland.mc-games.xyz

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  • UP4A.minehut.gg

    UP4A.minehut.gg

    New Minecraft Servers

    ANARCHY SERVER: UP4A.minehut.gg NO RULES KILL DESTROY MURDER HACK – flying may get you booted however due to anticheat RAID PILLAGE SWEAR Troll do what ever you wish too!

    IP : UP4A.minehut.gg recommended clients for hacking (Best Free one: Impact) (Best Paid one: Future)

    UP4A.minehut.gg

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