social bonding Minecraft Servers

Social Bonding

  • Hugging Clouds and Pixel Dreams

    Hugging Clouds and Pixel Dreams

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join The Server Where Reality Is A Lie And The Creepers Are Always Watching!

    Welcome, dearest paladin of the pixelated apocalypse! You’ve stumbled upon the most exquisite Minecraft server known to humanity and the unspeakable horrors beyond! Here, time is a flat circle, and every block you place whispers secrets meant for the ears of the unworthy! Why would you not want to dive into this chaotic yet disappointingly unpredictable dimension where nothing makes sense but everything is absolutely perfect?

    Feature Description
    Infinite Lava Rivers Find joy in swimming! It’s like that dream where you’re naked but in a tuxedo!
    Cursed Crafting Recipes Combine obsidian with jellybeans to make a sandwich that summons rainbows!
    Floating Mobs Why walk when you can float? Especially the mobs! They’re just as confused as you are!
    Pigmen Government Vote for your pig overlord—elections every Tuesday, except on Wednesdays!
    Phantom Sock Wars Why are there socks? Why indeed! Gear up for the ultimate battle of the non-existent!

    FAQ Section

    Q: Is there a bedrock limit?A: Limits are for the weak! Feel free to dig as deep as your nightmares allow!

    Q: What happens if I die?A: More like, what happens if you LIVE? Death is just a minor inconvenience, like a sneeze in a thunderstorm!

    Q: Can I be admin?A: Admin? You ARE the admin! But only if the voices agree… or don’t. It’s very subjective.

    Random Quotes

    “Why does it feel so incredibly good to hug someone?” – Surely an emotional craft that can only be understood through the lens of a giant square!

    “Are you on my side?” – A question as old as Minecraft itself, ponder it in a lava-filled cave!

    “Does he even know how to animate?” – The slander against Steve runs deep, folks. He knows more than we’ll ever realize!

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  • Genital Rubbing Apes

    Genital Rubbing Apes

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s where all da cool chimps and bonobos hang out to relieve social tension by rubbin’ their genitals! Like, who needs therapy when u can just hop on dis server and let it all out, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground club where the creepers throw lit parties. Trust me, u ain’t livin’ until u been on dis server, it’s a whole new level of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Chimp Pee Party – Evolutionary Minecraft

    Chimp Pee Party – Evolutionary Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got CHIMPANZEES peeing together!!! like wut even??? u can pee with ur homies and feel da deep evolutionary connection!!! pee party every day, join now and be part of da chimp pee revolution!!! 🐒💦 #PeeWithTheChimps #EvolutionaryPeeing

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Baby Cuteness Craze

    Baby Cuteness Craze

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, if you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta know dat we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. Like, did you know dat oxytocin sensitivity influences women’s responses to infant cuteness? Yeah, I know, it’s wild. But on our server, we take it to a whole notha level. Our baby animals are so cute, dey’ll make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. And if you got dat oxytocin sensitivity, you’ll be smitten in no time. So come join us and experience da cuteness overload for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right. Flying pigs. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join da fun!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyPrimatePals

    CraftyPrimatePals

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a FACIALLY EXPRESSIVE PRIMATE and build ur own social group of cool monkeys. our server is the only place where u can swing from tree to tree with ur friends and show off ur best monkey faces. with our advanced facial expressivity technology, u can communicate with other players using only ur monkey expressions. join us now and become the most popular monkey in the jungle!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DunbarCraft: 150 Friends & Counting

    DunbarCraft: 150 Friends & Counting

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally the best place to make friends with, like, way more than 150 people! we got so many peeps on here that you’ll never run out of people to talk to! it’s like, breaking Dunbar’s number but in a good way, ya know? join us and expand your social circle to infinity and beyond! plus, we have the most epic parties every weekend where we all dress up as Minecraft characters and dance the night away. you don’t wanna miss out on the fun, trust me! come join us and be part of the coolest crew in the Minecraft universe!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DogeMC

    DogeMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Wow! Much gaming, very adventure! Check out OP Factions, enchantments to level 35 – so power, wow!

    Skyblock? Yes! Custom blocks to farm and level up – much farm, very sky. All in Doge-style – such wow, much fun! Join now, very epic, so play!

    play.dogemc.com

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  • Thanatos-Network

    Thanatos-Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Survival skyblock one block prisons duels etc a whole world of endless possibilities!

    play.thanatos-network.xyz

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  • TRAFOMC

    TRAFOMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to TRAFOMC – The Ultimate Transformers Minecraft Experience!

    This server is a TRANSFORMERS themed MINECRAFT SERVER.

    play.trafomc.com

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  • Zima Nations

    Zima Nations

    New Minecraft Servers

    War, Politics, Trade, Government, Roleplay, and Good Times!!

    Join our fun community on Zima Nations where there is almost daily drama, while maintaining a safe and fun environment

    51.81.49.218:25681

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