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Chimp Pee Party – Evolutionary Minecraft
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Yo, so like, if you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta know dat we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. Like, did you know dat oxytocin sensitivity influences women’s responses to infant cuteness? Yeah, I know, it’s wild. But on our server, we take it to a whole notha level. Our baby animals are so cute, dey’ll make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. And if you got dat oxytocin sensitivity, you’ll be smitten in no time. So come join us and experience da cuteness overload for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right. Flying pigs. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join da fun!CraftyPrimatePals
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so, like, this server is like, totally the best place to make friends with, like, way more than 150 people! we got so many peeps on here that you’ll never run out of people to talk to! it’s like, breaking Dunbar’s number but in a good way, ya know? join us and expand your social circle to infinity and beyond! plus, we have the most epic parties every weekend where we all dress up as Minecraft characters and dance the night away. you don’t wanna miss out on the fun, trust me! come join us and be part of the coolest crew in the Minecraft universe!