Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only recession you’ll be facing is a shortage of diamonds in your inventory! Join us and watch as Trump himself digs for resources to build his own wall in-game. With federal workers getting laid off left and right, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to snatch up their abandoned bases and claim them as your own. And don’t worry about tariffs increasing commodity prices, because on our server, everything is free! So come on down and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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NoKidsNoProbs – Fatherhood FTW!
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