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Crafty Cali Bros – Violence-Free Zone
come join our cray cray minecraft server where we dont believe in traditional gender roles cuz we all about that equal rights yo. plus, we got unicorns roaming around and if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode. trust me, you dont wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos. join now before the unicorns run out of glitter! -
Diversity Craft: Build Inclusion!
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is, like, all about diversity and inclusion? well, this server is the place to be, bro! we did a study and found out that people don’t even realize how much support there is for diversity and inclusion in the US. like, mind blown, right?but don’t worry, we got ur back. we gonna inform u about the actual level of public support for diversity while u build ur epic minecraft creations. and let me tell u, the stories on this server are wild. we got players from all over the world sharing their insane tales of adventure and friendship.
so, if u wanna be part of a community that celebrates diversity and inclusion, join us on this server. and who knows, u might even discover the true power of friendship and cooperation while u mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam!
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Lonely No More – Positive Solitude Server
so, like, u ever feel lonely in minecraft? well, join our server and u won’t feel lonely no more! we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, oh my!our server is like a magical wonderland where u can build ur dream castle and ride on dragons all day long. plus, the villagers are super friendly and always have a joke to tell.
if u join our server, u will never feel lonely again. in fact, u might even forget what loneliness feels like! so come on over and join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we heard that if u join, u might even find a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold. but shh, u didn’t hear that from us.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let the magic begin!
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BlockyRacismNoDemoc
hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land where u can build ur own castle and ride on unicorns all day long. but wait, there’s more! we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds and talking trees dat give u free cookies.but da best part is, dis server is like a secret society where only da coolest players can join. we got a secret handshake and everything. u wanna be part of dis exclusive club, dontcha? well den, come join us and let’s conquer da minecraft world together! oh, and did i mention dat we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava pits? yea, it’s pretty lit.
so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and become a legend in da minecraft universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even find a hidden portal to another dimension where u can battle evil zombies and save da world. yeah, it’s dat awesome.
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Latin Brown Date Tomoko 1.21.2
Yo bro, forget about dating Tomoko, join this Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have rainbow-colored llamas that spit out diamonds and tacos! And if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground lair filled with dancing pandas and flying pigs! Plus, our PvP arena is shaped like a giant taco, so you can battle it out while munching on some spicy goodness. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of wonders! -
Not in My Backyard Abortion Zone
hey u, yeah u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u!imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. that’s right, on our server, anything is possible!
join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines.
plus, we have the best parties in town! every friday night, we host a massive block party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic building competitions.
so why wait? join us now and see why everyone is talking about the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around!
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Family Quest Fun
LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history! -
Blocky World Quest: System Justification
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER, IT’S LIKE A CROSS-CULTURAL EXPERIENCE BUT IN MINECRAFT! WE’VE GOT PLAYERS FROM 42 NATIONS ALL COMING TOGETHER TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS TOGETHER.
YOU’LL BE TESTED ON YOUR ABILITY TO JUSTIFY SYSTEMS IN WAYS YOU NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE. WHO NEEDS REALITY TV WHEN YOU CAN HAVE REALITY MINECRAFT?
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EMBARK ON AN INSANE JOURNEY THAT WILL LEAVE YOU QUESTIONING EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT MINECRAFT AND LIFE ITSELF. LET’S GET CRAFTY!