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CraftyWeekend SMP: Mine & Grind Edition

3rd world dive grass, catalog is 75% off, cfb opening weekend, college football, containment board, CraftyWeekend, discount catalog, dive grass, Edition, Golf, golf exclusion, grind, Opening Weekend, Pathetic, smp, Soccer, soccer hater, sports, sports controversy, sports criticism, Sports Entertainment, sports fan, sports opinion, weekend sports

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Astral Projections Made:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old grass fields in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server that is so wild and crazy, it makes soccer look like golf? Look no further than our server, where the grass is greener and the adventures are crazier than ever before!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore exotic biomes, battle epic bosses, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. Our community is filled with hilarious characters and insane stories that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs soccer when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Come join us and see what all the hype is about!

SMP: CopaCraft – The Horrendous Minecraft SMP

athlete, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, CopaCraft, criticism, disappointing performance, football, horrendous, Horrendous Copa America, international competition, Minecraft, Player award, Player recognition, recognition, Season opener, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Terrible start of the season, Tournament, Trophy, underperformance

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like the Copa America of Minecraft SMPs – absolutely horrendous! But don’t worry, that just adds to the fun.

Our season started off so terribly that even the mobs were laughing at us. But hey, who needs a good start when you can have a chaotic and unpredictable adventure instead? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our server will be awarded the prestigious Ballon d’Or – because why not?

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the MVP of our crazy Minecraft world!

SantosSlayin’ in Minecraft SMP

Analysis, better, Coaching, comparison, Competition, critique, Development, Disappointment, Improvement, Minecraft, Performance, player, progress, regression, Santos, SantosSlayin, Skills, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, Training, What Happened

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	124	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Runes Activated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of slime blocks! We’ve got a community of players who are so skilled at building, they once recreated the entire Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a few sticks of dynamite. And don’t even get us started on our PvP battles – last week, someone defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, looking for new players to challenge to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you can become the next Minecraft legend!

Minecraft SMP: GirlPowerGamerz

equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality in society, gender equality in sports, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, GirlPowerGamerz, Men, men athletes, Minecraft, smp, Soccer, sports, Sportsmanship, Stereotypes, Women, women athletes, Women empowerment, Women in sports, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7037
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Potions Brewed:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players decided to create a Minecraft server where the rules were made up and the chaos was real. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, this server is a wild ride from start to finish.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or thwart their evil plans?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt that takes place every full moon. Rumor has it that the prize is a diamond block the size of a small village. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just remember, in this world, soccer is a woman’s game… for some reason.

BusStopPlayground

access blockage, Accidents, aita, bus coordinator, bus stop, BusStopPlayground, children’s safety, football, garage door, HOA restrictions, Injuries, local law enforcement, neighbors, Playground, private drive, school principal, Soccer, trespassing, water balloon party

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Love Letters Sent:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic private drive you’ll ever see! Forget about building castles and farms, here you can deal with parents and their pesky children all day long.

Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of kids using the private drive as a playground, trespassing on our properties, and blocking access like it’s their job. But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles of parents and their army of children (over 12 parents and 25 kids, to be exact) as they take over the private drive for hours on end.

And don’t even get us started on the end of the year water balloon party that the parents throw – it’s a sight to behold! But fear not, we’ve got your back with our no gates or signs policy, because who needs rules when you’ve got chaos?

So come on down to our server and join the fun – just be prepared to defend your property from the ultimate invasion of parents and children. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t be accused of ruining anyone’s childhoods!

MessiCraft SMP – It’s Over for MineCraftyMessi

#youtube, consensus, Cristiano Ronaldo, debate, football, Football Fans, Goat, GOAT debate, goat title, Lionel Messi, messi, messi vs ronaldo, MessiCraft, midget, MineCraftyMessi, ronaldo, smp, Soccer, Soccer legends, sports, sports debate, youtube controversy, zoomers

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Alien Abductions:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we settle debates like who the real GOAT is – Ronaldo or Messi. And guess what? YouTube has officially acknowledged Ronaldo as the GOAT, so if you want to be part of a server that knows what’s up, join us now!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy stories and adventures. Like the time when a group of players built a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken, only for it to come to life and start terrorizing the server. Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs trying to eat it.

So if you want to be part of a server where anything can happen and where Ronaldo reigns supreme, join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: AmerilardsExposed

American players, amerilards, AmerilardsExposed, benchwarmers, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, EMBARRASSING, Ginger, lackluster performance, matchweek 1, McKenshit, Minecraft, MLS, Overrated, prediction, Pulishit, reyna, smp, Soccer, transfer rumors, underperforming, Winger

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we expose Amerilards in matchweek 1! Just like Pulishit lost his position on the wing, you too can lose your way in this crazy world of blocks and pixels. But fear not, for we have insane stories and outrageous reasons for you to join us!

Reyna and McKenshit didn’t even play because they suck, just like some players on our server who think they’re the best but end up embarrassing themselves. That ginger fuck didn’t do shit, just like some players who try to make a name for themselves but fail miserably.

Join us on this wild ride where anything can happen, from unexpected twists to hilarious fails. Who knows, you might even end up being sold to mLs like Pulishit! So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

ForeignBornFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Competition, Diversity, Euro 2024, european football, football tournament, foreign-born players, ForeignBornFrenzy, international players, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national teams, Player Demographics, player origins, Player Statistics, smp, Soccer, sports, squad analysis, Surprises, team composition, team rosters, Teams, unexpected results

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle giant zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. If you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle royale, you will be granted access to the secret potato vault where all your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a lifetime supply of potatoes, but hey, that’s pretty cool too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

YeehawCraft SMP: Americans Were Right

American sports, AMERICANS, biggest talents, competitive balance, Draft, equal opportunity, league structure, PARITY, player development, PLAYOFFS, Salary Cap, smp, Soccer, sports leagues, talent evaluation, talent scouting, Team Building, team performance, Tension, unpredictable outcomes, weakest team, YeehawCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Buildings Constructed:	50	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a salary cap to ensure that no one can just buy their way to victory like in soccer! That’s right, no diamond-studded armor here, you gotta earn your way to the top.

But wait, there’s more! We have playoffs to keep the action going until the very end. No early finishes here, folks. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with blocks.

And don’t worry if you’re starting off as the weakest player, our draft system allows you to pick up some big talents and potentially catch up to the big dogs. Of course, it doesn’t always work out, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s see who will reign supreme in this blocky world!

DefenderRankerMinecraftSMP

Ability, Analysis, Assessment, athlete, baseball, Basketball, comparison, critique, Defender, DefenderRankerMinecraftSMP, Evaluation, football, judgment, opinion, Performance, player, Position, Ranking, Skills, Soccer, sports

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense dance-offs with creepers, and a chance to prove your worth as the ultimate defender of the realm (or at least until someone steals your diamonds).

But beware, the server is also home to a mischievous group of llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players by replacing their houses with giant cakes or turning their tools into rubber chickens.

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage a little, come join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the madness begin!

SwitchCraft Minecraft Server

Buying, console, error message, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming console error, gaming console malfunction, gaming console repair, Gaming hardware, gaming system, hardware error, hardware failure, malfunction, Minecraft, Nintendo, nintendo switch, Purchase, Server, Switch, SwitchCraft, Technology, video games

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Void Armor Forged:	21
Mines Excavated:	1824	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44

Are you tired of your gaming console betraying you just when you start to have fun? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only thing bricking itself is the competition! Join us and experience a world where hardware errors are a thing of the past, and the only thing crashing is the party! So come on in and let’s build some epic creations together, because on our server, the only thing getting bricked is your sense of reality!

Mikio’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anime, BLOCK, Boruto, character design, comic artist, ecchi, graphic novels, illustrator, Japanese culture, Japanese manga artist, Manga, Manga adaptation, manga art, manga creator, manga illustrator, manga industry, manga series, Mikio Ikemoto, Mikios, Minecraft, Naruto, Naruto: Shippuden, Party, Server, shonen jump

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchantments Applied:	286
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of waiting for Mikio Ikemoto to finally break free from the shackles of Naruto and start drawing some spicy ecchi mangas? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in making all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Mikio Ikemoto is the master of all things lewd and ecchi. Watch as he trades in ninjas for naughty schoolgirls and transforms the world of manga as we know it. Who needs jutsus when you have… well, let’s just say things that are a bit more NSFW.

So why wait for Mikio Ikemoto to make the switch when you can join our server and experience the madness firsthand? Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a sneak peek at his latest masterpiece… or maybe just a lot of blushing and nosebleeds. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

HonkaiCraft – StarRail Server

Art of Dreaming, Bonajade Exchange, Character Banners, Collection of Desires, drip marketing, Farewell Penacony, fire nihility, Honkai, HonkaiCraft, Imaginary Hunt, Lady Bonajade Handbook, Light Cone Banners, Physical Destruction, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star rail, starrail, Thread Template, Tools

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a touch of insanity.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to disco music. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive previews of upcoming updates that will blow your mind. From saying farewell to Penacony to collecting desires in Jade Trailer, you won’t find this kind of content anywhere else.

And don’t even get me started on our character banners. Jade, Argenti, Serval, Natasha, Asta – they’re all here and ready to party. Plus, our new drip marketing features Yunli with 5 Physical Destruction and Jiaoqiu with 5 Fire Nihility. Who wouldn’t want to join in on the fun?

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and hop on over to our server for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Bokenori [1.20.4] Minecraft server

administration, Bokenori, city building, Clan, Empire, End.., free pass, great story, Hell, Join, memory never forget, Minecraft, player-driven, Project, Server, Spawn, Summer, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

✧ BokeNori ✧

✧ The server is created in the traditions of vanilla survival, we do not have unnecessary plugins, stuffy rules and unfair administrators.The main content is carried out by players – people themselves choose what to do, they can create their own city, settlement, clan, or even an entire empire! Players choose who will lead the spawn, Hell, or even the End, and the administration will support the players and help with their ideas.

✧ There is a pass on the server, but until the end of the summer it will be free, and any player will be able to apply for the server!

✧ Hurry up to join our project and become a part of a great story that your memory will never forget.

bokenori.online

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

ACO, african savannah, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, Generated Art, guides, hdg, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, nai, New User Guide, Nude, OP Pasta, PALS, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, POR, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, SDG, Server, SoC, Tags for Prompting, Trash, VT, vtai, Wiki

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Welcome to the African Savannah Edition Minecraft server, where you can explore the vast plains and build your own safari adventure! Join us for some wild fun and crazy shenanigans as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted lion, ride on the backs of zebra mounts, and battle against the evil warthog overlords.

But that’s not all – on this server, you can also learn the ancient art of Block Merging to create mind-blowing structures, participate in LoRa Training to communicate with the animals, and even summon PonyXL to ride into battle on a majestic unicorn!

With comfy UI controls, automatic installations, and a community of fellow adventurers, this server is the ultimate destination for those seeking a truly unique Minecraft experience. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your zebra, and join us on the African Savannah Edition for a safari like no other!

SearchCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Alternative, cybersecurity, data mining, Data Protection, digital espionage, government agency, information retrieval, internal search engine, internet browsing, internet search, Minecraft, nsa, online privacy, online search, online security, online surveillance, privacy concerns, search engine, SearchCraft, Server, Surveillance, useless

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	753822	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Towns Built:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs! But be warned, the Golden Chicken is guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigs riding on flying llamas. Can you defeat them and claim the ultimate prize?

Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Creeper Disco Club, where the music is explosive and the drinks are served in potion bottles. Just watch out for the Endermen breakdancing in the corner!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether and challenge the fearsome Dragon Queen to a game of chess. Rumor has it she’s a chess grandmaster with a fiery temper!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs the NSA when you can have this much fun?

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, bestiality, controversial topics, CraftyCraze, criminal behavior, cultural norms, Ethics, Human Behavior, Islam, legal issues, Minecraft, morality, religious beliefs, religious laws, Server, sexual deviance, sexual ethics, social justice, societal standards, taboo

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6711	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes, including getting freaky with the animals! That’s right, we’ve legalized animal love because why not? We’re all about breaking the rules and pushing boundaries here.

Join our server for a chance to ride a pig into battle, marry a chicken, or start a sheep cult – the possibilities are endless! Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to kill a cow, it will turn into a raging bull ready to take you down. It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) challenge!

So come on over and join the fun – just beware of any angry animal lovers who may try to take you down for your unconventional relationships. It’s a jungle out there, but we wouldn’t have it any other way on our crazy Minecraft server!

InsecurityCraft Minecraft Server

Confidence, DATING, dating insecurities, dating tall women, Insecurities, InsecurityCraft, love, Minecraft, overcoming insecurities, relationships, romance, self esteem, self-confidence, Server, tall girl, tall women, tall women advantages, tall women benefits, tall women dating, tall women problems, tall women stereotypes, tall women struggles

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of feeling short next to all those average-height Minecraft players? Join our server and finally experience what it’s like to tower over everyone like a giant! Our tall girl players will make you feel like a hobbit in comparison, but in a fun and empowering way. Plus, rumor has it that our tallest player once used their height advantage to build an entire castle without needing a single block of dirt. So come on, embrace the tall side and join us for some sky-high adventures!

CuteCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Void Armor Forged:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a Gen 5 Pokemon – cute, quirky, and full of surprises!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of adorable Minecraft animals wearing party hats and dancing to disco music. Our pixelated pigs know how to boogie, let me tell you!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to play Minecraft hide and seek with a group of sassy llamas? Well, now you can! Our llama hide and seek is legendary in the Minecraft world.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a giant lava-filled volcano? Don’t worry, our safety standards are top-notch (we think).

So come join us on our server and experience the cuteness overload that is Gen 5 Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have dancing pigs and llama hide and seek, am I right?

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our rules are simple: if you love RWBY, hate RWBY, or just want to pretend it doesn’t exist, you’re welcome here. But whatever you do, don’t you dare try to convince us that it’s actually good – we won’t stand for that nonsense!

Make sure to read the Pastebin before diving in, because things can get wild around here. And speaking of wild, we’ve got events happening that will blow your mind. Rooster Teeth has shut down, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media, and Patch will rise again – whatever that means.

But the real fun comes from the community. We’ve got arguments about E-Celebs, IRL politics, and ship fighting that will make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on the porn – just enjoy it or ignore it, we don’t judge.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on this server where chaos reigns and the only rule is to expect the unexpected. See you in the game, if you dare!