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DownUnder vs DesertDwellers Minecraft SMP Battle

10play, AEDT, Australia, Australia vs Saudi Arabia, battle, Competition, DesertDwellers, DownUnder, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, Game, goals, International, Kickoff, Live Stream, Match Thread, Minecraft, Players, Saudi Arabia, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Victory

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with all the other players. The winner gets a diamond block, but the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week.

But that’s not all! Our server events include epic battles against the Ender Dragon while riding pigs, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and even hosting a fashion show where the best dressed player gets a pet zombie pigman.

So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Oh, and did we mention that our server starts at 8:10 pm AEDT? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Dynasty Minecraft SMP Trio

champions league, Competition, Downfall, DYNASTY, Failure, Forgotten, History, Legacy, Minecraft, past glory, Players, premier league, Rise and Fall, smp, Soccer, sports, Sportsmanship, success, TEAM, Trio, Underdog

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4373
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Crops Grown:	5929
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the most chaotic and unpredictable server out there! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, battle mythical creatures, and try to survive the constant pranks and shenanigans of our mischievous players.

Remember that time when our reigning champions built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of the spawn area? Or when a group of players decided to start a llama racing league and things quickly spiraled out of control? Yeah, those were the good old days.

But don’t worry, there’s still hope for you to become the next legendary player on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to bring back the glory days and lead our server to victory once again. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

> International Break Minecraft SMP

Break, coaches, Competition, Fifa, Fixtures, football, friendly matches, International, international break, Matches, Minecraft, national teams, Players, Qualifiers, REST, Schedule, smp, Soccer, sports, strategy, Tactics, Training, travel, UEFA, World Cup

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	146	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the international break of Minecraft SMPs! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with unlimited enchantments? We got you covered.

3. Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it he’s a great builder.

4. We hold weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life diamond block delivered to their doorstep. Just watch out for those creepers sneaking up on you during the match.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

Chuubas Soccer Stars Minecraft SMP

athleticism, Chuubas, Competition, Dedication, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, idol culture, Minecraft, online personalities, Performance, skill development, smp, Soccer, Soccer players, sports, Sportsmanship, Stars, streaming, talent, teamwork, Training, virtual idols, virtual reality

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have chuubas that would make amazing soccer players! That’s right, these chubby little creatures have some serious skills when it comes to kicking around a blocky ball.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So if you’re tired of mining for hours on end just to find a few measly diamonds, come join us and let our unicorn do all the hard work for you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to? Get your groove on with some funky tunes and show off your best dance moves while surrounded by glow-in-the-dark creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP

30 minutes, clean sheet, Defense, football, Game, injured, injury, injury update, la liga, Limitao, Madrid, match, Minecraft, player, Problem, real madrid, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, subbed off, substitution, TEAM

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Crops Grown:	4958

Join our Minecraft SMP where even the mobs are getting injured left and right! Our players are so hardcore that they have to be subbed off after just 30 minutes of gameplay. But don’t worry, our base defense is so strong that we keep a clean sheet for the first time in 5 games. Who knew that limitao was the problem all along? Come join us for some insane Minecraft action and see if you can survive the chaos!

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

Alisson, Brazil, Brazils, competitive team, Coutinho, expensive, Firmino, football, international competition, Marquinhos, Minecraft, national team, neymar, Nowt, Players, Seleção, smp, Soccer, south america, SQUADS, talented squad, Tite, top players, World Cup

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

The Lie Detector Minecraft Server

athletes, Competition, controversy, detector, Disappointment, false advertising, false promises, Fans, football, football club, French league, letdown, lie, Ligue 1, Minecraft, new season, Paris Saint Germain, psg, scandal, Server, Soccer, sports, TEAM

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of fake soccer drama and ready for some real excitement? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own soccer team and compete against other players in epic matches! Forget about PSG, this is where the real action is at. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the championship, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs. Who needs Neymar when you have that kind of power at your fingertips? Join now and show off your skills on the virtual soccer field!

24 Now Minecraft SMP

24, achievement, age, athlete, career, Ceiling, comparison, Competition, Future, Goat, Minecraft, mystery quantity, Potential, ronaldo, smp, Soccer, speculation, sports, success, surpass, talent

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic battle between two legendary players: Messi and Ronaldo! Will Messi finally surpass Ronaldo as the GOAT in the world of Minecraft? Or has he reached his ceiling and will forever be second best? Only on our server will you find out the answer to this burning question! Plus, rumor has it that Messi has a secret base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that he’s willing to share with his loyal followers. Don’t miss out on the drama, excitement, and outrageous antics that await you on our server!

Mark My Blocks Minecraft SMP

barcelona, blocks, champions league, Competition, CURSE, Defeat, Disappointment, Downfall, ending, Finale, football, la liga, lucky purple patch, major titles, MARK, Minecraft, prediction, realization, Season, smp, Soccer, sports, Sunday, Unlucky

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending cycle of disappointment like Barcelona? Join our Minecraft SMP and break free from the curse of bad luck! Our server is blessed with a magical purple patch that brings nothing but good fortune to all who play on it. Say goodbye to finishing seasons without major titles and hello to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are scared of you! Join us today and watch as your luck changes for the better, just like Barcelona’s unlucky streak coming to an end on Sunday. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly extraordinary – join now and let the magic begin!

The SMP Minecraft Crew – >all these "Vinicius is not winning…"

Awards, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, CREW, criticism, debate, deserving, discussion, football, gtAll, Minecraft, Opinions, Performance, player, Potential, quotVinicius, recognition, smp, Soccer, sports, talent, Threads, vinicius, Voting, winning…quot

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Are you tired of seeing Vinicius not winning the Ballon D’or? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where Vinicius wins the Ballon D’or every year! That’s right, our server is blessed with magical powers that ensure Vinicius is always the top player in the world of Minecraft football. Join now and witness the epic saga of Vinicius dominating the competition and taking home the prestigious award every season. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today and be a part of the Ballon D’or legend!

PickleMines

Adventure Survival Crafting Exploration Building Multiplayer Quests PVP Sandbox Farming Redstone Dungeons MMORPG Open World Fantasy Role-playing Medieval Creative Enchanting Architecture, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Animals Bred:	184
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

PickleMines is a custom scripted mining server made for 1.21 (although compatible down to 1.7) . Mine resources to update your equipment, but watch out for the mobs!

picklemines.minehut.gg

ImaiAsamiFanClub Minecraft Server

Anime, anime industry, anime roles, early 2010s, Imai Asami, ImaiAsamiFanClub, Japanese actress, japanese animation, Japanese entertainment industry, Japanese voice actress, Kurisu, Kurisu Makise, Minecraft, mobile games, popular voice actress, Server, Steins;Gate, voice acting, voice actress, voice artist, voice talent, voice work, voiceover

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Remember Imai Asami? Yeah, she’s been busy… playing on our epic Minecraft server! She got so addicted to building pixelated castles and battling creepers that she forgot all about voice acting. Join our server and you might just run into her, mining for diamonds and slaying dragons like a pro.

But beware, there are rumors that she’s actually a secret Minecraft master, with skills so legendary that Notch himself bows down to her. Some say she can mine a whole mountain in seconds and build a castle taller than the Eiffel Tower in a blink of an eye. Will you be able to keep up with her on our server?

So come on, join us and witness the epic adventures of Imai Asami in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become her apprentice and learn the ways of the blocky universe. Just remember, diamonds are forever… but so is the fun on our server!

The Hive Mind Minecraft SMP

Brit, China, hive, Honey Trap, long tail tags, Mind, Minecraft, russia, Sharehouse, smp, Usa

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest rollercoaster ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us as we embark on a journey from China to Russia to Brit and finally to the good ol’ USA. Why, you ask? Because we have secret quests hidden in each country that will lead you to the ultimate treasure – a block of cheese made of pure diamond!

But beware, along the way you’ll encounter mobs like Putin’s pet bear, the Queen’s corgis, and even a bald eagle that shoots fireworks out of its beak. Can you survive the chaos and claim the cheese diamond for yourself? Join us and find out!

NoCrashPad4U

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Votes:	7147
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ores Mined:	6994	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of friends treating your house like a hotel? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house and never have to deal with unwanted guests again! No more friends overstaying their welcome or expecting you to drop everything for them.

On our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries, and if anyone tries to push them, you can just block them (literally). Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a stress-free virtual living situation.

Plus, if anyone accuses you of not being a good friend, you can just point them to our server and let them see how it’s done. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the hassle in Minecraft? Join now and start building your dream home, no unwanted guests allowed!

NomNomCraft

Awful, BIZARRE, Disgusting, Experience, Food, funny, gross, mistake, Nasty, NomNomCraft, regret, regretful, revolting, Shocking.., strange, Taste, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird, yuck

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	91	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Towns Built:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous players out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot stick! Or how about exploring a haunted mansion filled with creepers that explode into confetti instead of TNT?

And if you’re feeling brave, why not try our infamous “Disgusting Food Challenge” where you have to eat the most revolting Minecraft foods imaginable, from rotten flesh stew to spider eye smoothies! Trust us, you won’t find a more stomach-churning experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the weirdest, wildest, and most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life!

RedSquareRaiders

[1945, breach of borders, breach of sovereignty, diplomatic crisis, foreign military, historical event, incursion, international relations, Invasion, military conflict, military intervention, Moscow, national security, political turmoil, RedSquareRaiders, Russian soil, security breach, Stunned, territorial violation, unexpected event

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Star Shards Collected:	133	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Crops Grown:	1366	Gods Slained:	1

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic battle of moscow being stunned by a foreign military incursion since 1945! witness the chaos as players dress up as russian soldiers and try to defend their homeland against the invaders. will you be able to save moscow from falling into enemy hands? join now and be part of this historic event, but with a twist! we have custom weapons and armor to make the battle even more intense. don’t miss out on the action, join our server today!

WarcraftESP

active community, auction house, constant updates, Dungeons, Envoys, Factions, Friendly Support, Koth, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, WarcraftESP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4598	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Votes:	5867	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Factions: Join or create your faction, defend your territory and compete for dominance. PvP: Take part in intense PvP battles and show off your skills. KOTH: Capture and defend the hill in regular King of the Hill events. Envoys: Search for treasures and rare rewards in the envoys that drop across the map. Auction House: Buy and sell items at our auction house.

Dungeons: Take on challenging dungeons and earn epic rewards. Why choose us? Constant Updates: New features and events regularly. Active Community: Join passionate players on our forum and Discord. Friendly Support: Always available to help you with any problem.

factions.warcraft-rpg.xyz

FrCraft Minecraft Server

des, des fr, fr, FrCraft, ICI, Minecraft, Server, Y’a des, Y’a des fr ici, ya

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Animals Bred:	147	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Players Killed by Monsters:	537	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a castle made entirely out of cake. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ToothbrushTroubles Minecraft SMP

broken toothbrush, button not working, dental equipment, dental hygiene, electric toothbrush, electric toothbrush not working, electric toothbrush woes, fucked toothbrush, long wait for toothbrush, malfunctioning toothbrush, Minecraft, oral care, oral health, smp, toothbrush issues, toothbrush maintenance, toothbrush malfunction, toothbrush problems, toothbrush repair, toothbrush technology, toothbrush troubleshooting, toothbrush woes, ToothbrushTroubles

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Animals Bred:	76	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Are you tired of your toothbrush taking forever to turn on? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that our toothbrushes will never let you down! Join us and experience the thrill of pressing a button and having your toothbrush start in just seconds, not hours! Plus, rumor has it that our toothbrushes have magical powers that can help you mine diamonds faster. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the wackiest toothbrush-themed Minecraft SMP out there!

SassySisNoWedding Minecraft Server

coping with family drama, difficult decisions, emotional trauma, emotional well being, estranged siblings, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, Healing Relationships, Minecraft, personal growth, SassySisNoWedding, self-care, self-empowerment, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships, unresolved issues, wedding guest list, wedding planning

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Magic Items Found:	8249	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Potions Brewed:	68
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

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