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Mel’s Goon Squad

arousal, artwork, Cumming, desire, FANTASY, fetish, goon, gooning, indulgence, Late, mel, Mels, Naughty, Obsession, Party, PHOTO, Pleasure, Private, Sad Mel, satisfaction, satisfaction trail, secret, squad, taboo

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	512558
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the party never stops! 🎉 Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power to make your character break out into a spontaneous dance every time you mine them! 💃

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic dance battles. And rumor has it, if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the legendary Disco Llama! 🦙✨

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our mind-blowing Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Normie-Free Zone: Minecraft Madness!

Backlash, big budget, consumerism, criticism, culture, Disappointment, Entertainment, games, hype, Industry, madness, Mainstream, Marketing, Media, Minecraft, MONEY, NormieFree, normies, obsessed, Overrated, Popular, Suck, trends, Zone

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where big budget games all suck and normies are nowhere to be found! Why waste your time playing those mainstream games when you can join us for some truly epic adventures in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Our server is filled with insane builds that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underground lairs, our players have created some truly jaw-dropping creations. And the best part? You can join in on the fun and build your own masterpiece!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to some of the most ridiculous mini-games you’ll ever play. From parkour challenges that will test your skills to PvP battles that will leave you laughing until you cry, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why waste your time on those boring big budget games when you can join us for some truly unforgettable Minecraft adventures? Come join us today and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Crackers: Where Even Pixels Can’t Be Oppressed

activism, civil rights, crackers, Crafty, discrimination, equality, Minority representation, minority rights, oppressed, pixels, population statistics, racial activism, racial awareness, racial discrimination, racial disparities, racial dynamics, Racial equality, racial inequality, racial justice, racial minorities, social justice, systemic racism, white minority, white privilege

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Animals Bred:	138	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have unicorns that poop rainbows and leprechauns guarding our precious diamonds! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine and became the richest player in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest enchanted items that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have joined our dance parties! So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Hit Me Up in Minecraft

anger, bottling up, control, coping, counseling, emotional regulation, emotions, emotions management, Hit, Hitting, impulse control, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Outburst, Release, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress, Therapy, urges

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Void Gems Collected:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Votes:	7514

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Do you ever feel like randomly hitting things? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, you can let out all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all who stand in your way. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and release all that built-up tension.

But be warned, if you don’t release your anger in-game, you might end up like the player who started randomly hitting things in real life. Don’t let that happen to you! Join our server and let the madness begin.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start smashing, crushing, and destroying everything in sight! Let the chaos reign supreme on our Minecraft server!

KanaCraft: Renai LOLculation Server

10 years, 450000 times, addiction, Anime, Daily, Dedication, Fan, internet, japanese, Kana Hanazawa, KanaCraft, LOLculation, meme, Music, Obsession, Otaku, record-breaking, Renai, Renai Circulation, Repetition, Server, viral, voice actor

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the most dedicated fans of Kana Hanazawa’s “Renai Circulation” are welcome! 🎶

Picture this: a man who listened to this iconic song 450,000 times in just 10 years has graced our server with his presence. That’s right, he’s practically a LEGEND in the making!

Join us for a chance to meet this music aficionado and maybe even challenge him to a dance-off in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next viral sensation on YouTube with your epic Minecraft moves!

So why wait? Dive into our server and let the music of Kana Hanazawa guide you to victory! 🕺💃

Blocky Banter

1. Newer Socials, banter, blocky, Digital Marketing, networking 2. online community, online networking, social engagement, social media, social media advertising, social media branding 9. social media content, social media engagement, social media followers, social media growth 8. social media analytics, social media marketing, social media networking 6. social media management, social media platform 4. social interaction, social media presence 10. social media audience, social media strategy 7. social media influencer, social media tools, social media trends., social networking 3. social platform, social networking app 5. virtual community, social networking site

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Towns Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Star Shards Collected:	184	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with UNICORNS that poop rainbows, PIGS that can fly, and CHICKENS that lay golden eggs.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. Legend has it that if you defeat him in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with DIAMOND armor and weapons that shoot EXPLODING sheep. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most EPIC Minecraft community in the world!

IncelCraft: Where even Poobros can’t make excuses!

DATING, discrimination, EXCUSE, Excuses, IncelCraft, Insecurity, Loneliness, Masculinity, mental health, poobro, Poobros, Race, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, social norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Therapy, toxic masculinity, white girlfriend, white incel

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magic Items Found:	8976
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Potions Brewed:	74
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hopeless white incel can find love! Imagine a world where poobros are dating white girlfriends left and right, leaving our poor incels feeling left out. But fear not, on our server, we have created a special Love Potion that guarantees you will find your dream white girlfriend in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the rare Diamond Ring of Love, rumored to have magical powers that will attract any white girlfriend to you. But beware, you’ll have to navigate through treacherous Creeper-infested caves and battle fierce Ender Dragons to reach your ultimate goal.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s show those poobros that even white incels can find love in the world of Minecraft!

Blocky Love or Hate

blocky, charismatic, cool guy, cute, death metal, Entertaining, funny, Gaming, hate, hate it, hololive, love, love it, mori calliope, Music, Rap, regular basis, STREAMS, TALENTED, trending, Unique, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Join our Minecraft server and play with the one and only Mori Calliope! She’s not just a pretty cool guy, she’s also a master builder who can create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that she once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a stack of dirt.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs, creepers that explode into rainbows, and diamonds that rain from the sky. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by Notch himself. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

GTX1070 StruggleCraft: Where even your graphics card can’t handle the fun!

1080p, CARD, crisis situation, Frustration, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming disappointment, gaming expectations, gaming experience, gaming graphics, gaming performance, gaming problems, Gaming Rig, gaming setup, graphics, Graphics Card, gtx1070, handle, hardware struggles, medium settings, Old Game, performance issues, StruggleCraft, unexpected

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mines Excavated:	2729
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Holy Grails Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Are you tired of your GTX1070 struggling to keep up with 1080p medium settings on a 9-year-old game? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server for the most outrageous and insane Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Our server is so intense that your GTX1070 will thank you for the break from the crisis situation it’s been in.

With modern HTML formatting and lolzy descriptions, our server will have you laughing and playing for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Battle Royale: Civilizations Clash

battle, blocky, bugeaters, Civilization, Civilizations, clash, clash of civilizations, collapse, cultural conflict, Defeat, DOMINATE, final clash, future of humanity, gayrope, geopolitical competition, global domination, Globohomo, new world order, power struggle, Royale.., societal evolution, super civilization, trannie, Victory, world history

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Animals Bred:	143	Astral Projections Made:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Emeralds Found:	8423	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can dominate the future of humanity and establish a new super civilization! Forget about gayrope falling apart and globohomo trannie bugeaters, this is where the real action is at.

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and the chance to build your own empire. Who needs real life when you can rule over a virtual world with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of something truly legendary. Join now and show the world what you’re made of!