SoccerDadFails Minecraft Server

U10 boys, sports parenting, soccer player, soccer game, soccer rules

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special “build-out line” just like in soccer! As long as you stay behind the line, you can do whatever you want – even if it means scoring goals while the other team screams in confusion!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy parents, angry dads, and kids scoring legal goals left and right. Who needs offside rules when you have the build-out line to save the day?

So come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember to brush up on your Minecraft soccer rules before you join, or you might end up like that angry dad swearing in front of a bunch of pixelated kids. See you on the server!

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&g t; Kylian Mbappe? Amateur Minecraft SMP

sports, forward, Young Talent, goal scorer, SPEED

Are you tired of playing with amateurs like Kylian Mbappe on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept pro gamers who can build a castle in under 5 minutes while fighting off a horde of creepers with their bare hands. Join us if you want to show off your skills and leave Mbappe in the dust!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who can summon diamond armor out of thin air and ride dragons into battle. If you want to learn their ancient secrets and become a true Minecraft master, you better join us before the server gets overrun by zombie pigmen with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Leave Kylian Mbappe in the dust and join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

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i Love Minecraft SMP Messi

ballon dor winner, football legend, i love messi, Lionel Messi, messi

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas come stampeding through, wearing top hats and monocles. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “i love messi.” Rumor has it that they can tame dragons with just a wink and a smile, and their diamond armor is so blindingly shiny that it can blind any mob that dares to approach.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and engage in epic PvP battles with a chicken riding a spider? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

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Switch Successor Minecraft Server

handheld, Actors, commercial trailer, red, Buttons..

Join our Minecraft server, where the handhelds are bigger than the Switch but somehow feel lighter than a feather! Our joycons come in a wild blue and red color scheme, with buttons that change colors like a disco party. The dock is massive and super sturdy, with the logo of our epic switch successor plastered on it.

Our actors are instructed to do crazy motion movements with their joycons, making gameplay more hilarious than ever. Plus, we’ve got soccer superstar Neymar on board, kicking goals and building houses like a pro.

No info on games or reveal trailers here, just pure, unadulterated fun. So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

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Best Goalkeeper In History Minecraft SMP

Soccer, goalkeeping skills, football, goalkeeping, Sportsmanship

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the goalkeepers are so good, they can block any creeper explosion with their bare hands!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombies or building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts where players have to navigate deadly traps and solve riddles written in ancient Minecraftian script.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in history! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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SholaCraft Minecraft Server

Nigerian striker, goal scorer, Black and White Army, Nigerian footballer, newcastle united

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the legend of Shola Ameobi.

Legend has it that Shola Ameobi himself plays on our server, and he’s not just any ordinary player. He’s a Minecraft master who can build a castle in 10 seconds flat and defeat the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind his back. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get the chance to team up with Shola Ameobi himself and take on the biggest Minecraft challenges together.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable blocks in all of Minecraft. We’re talking diamond blocks that sparkle like glitter, emerald blocks that grant you wishes, and even blocks made of pure gold. And the best part? You can mine these precious blocks to your heart’s content without any pesky creepers getting in your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might just become the next Shola Ameobi of the Minecraft world!

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OofCraft: The Sequel – ‘i have bad news bros pt. 2’

knee socks, yaoi, Sequel, gay fantasies, Soccer

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! We’ve got church flirtations, yaoi fantasies, and knee socks that will make you question your masculinity. Who needs a boring old love triangle when you can have a love square with a twist?

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server, you’ll be building relationships and uncovering scandalous secrets. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama-filled adventures that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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Welcome to Elysium Islands: where you can peacefully pillage and conquer in the sky with a side of economic chaos + minions and mini shenanigans!

Elysium Islands

A newly launched Skyblock experience

Features
Custom Starter Islands
Island Minions
Upgrades Menu
Cosmetics
Vote Rewards

Join the server at play.elysiumislands.xyz today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server at play.elysiumislands.xyz
Are there custom starter islands?	Yes, there are custom starter islands on Elysium Islands.
What are Island Minions?	Island Minions are automated helpers that can assist with various tasks on your island.
What is the Upgrades Menu?	The Upgrades Menu allows you to upgrade various aspects of your island for increased functionality.
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics that you can use to personalize your island.
What are Vote Rewards?	Vote Rewards are special perks or items that players receive for voting for the server.

MythBusters Minecraft Server

character depth., character evolution, Mythological, Overlooked, FANTASY

Are you tired of being just another forgotten player in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make you feel like the true legend you are! Join us and go from the MC of Myth to the MC of Madness!

Picture this: you log onto our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs at your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the Minecraft hero you were always meant to be!

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KacapCraft Minecraft Server: Subhumans Beware!

subhumans, activism, protest, response, Server

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with kacap subhumans? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate sanctuary for all Minecraft players seeking refuge from the kacap invasion!

Join us for epic battles against the kacap subhumans, where you can unleash your inner warrior and defend our virtual world from their ridiculous antics. But beware, these kacap subhumans are not your average Minecraft mobs – they have mastered the art of trolling and will stop at nothing to disrupt your gameplay.

But fear not, for our server is equipped with the latest anti-kacap technology, including special weapons and armor to help you in your quest to rid our world of these pesky creatures. So come join us and show those kacap subhumans who’s boss in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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Soccer Player

Elysium Islands

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