Soccer match metaphor Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineCraftTime46

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	821
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

join dis epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up. the pigs can fly and drop diamonds when u pet them. the zombies do the thriller dance instead of attacking u.

we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and party with endermen. our moderators are actually unicorns who grant wishes and give u unlimited diamonds.

if u join dis server, u will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands with your army of dancing zombies and flying pigs. come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. if the year were a soccer match, we’d be in the 46th minute.

MythoMc Network

1.16.5, 1.20.4, 1.21, Adventures, bedrock, Community, Discord, Economy, Experience, Friends, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, MythoMc Network, Plugins, Port 25567, PvP, Server, Store, Survival, Unique

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	994
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Potions Brewed:	59
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	7649

WELCOME! Discover the exciting community of MythoMC Network, a Minecraft Java and Bedrock server (1.16.5 to 1.21 Port 25567)

Enjoy the Survival 1.20.4 modes Wide variety of plugins that enhance the gaming experience.

Don’t wait any longer and join your friends to live unforgettable adventures on this unique server!

DISCORD: https://discord.mythomc.com STORE: https://store.mythomc.com

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Fantasy Races and Custom Mobs unite in Phoxis SMP – where Towny is home and the Economy is booming! Version 1.20.2 ready for action!

1.20.2, action, alliances, Apocalypse, booming, Bosses, Builds, Claiming, Connected, Custom, Dimensions, Economy, Events, FANTASY, Grief Prevention, Hide and seek, home, Immersive, mobs, mythical crafting, Nations, Phoxis, Plugins, Prizes, Quests, Races, Ready, smp, Towns, Towny, unite, Vanilla, Version, Wars

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Phoxis Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Phoxis
Version	1.20.2
IP	phoxis.mcraft.pro
Discord	https://discord.gg/4ksMbNC

Features:

Races plugin for customisable player experience
Towny plugin for creating towns and nations
Custom mobs and bosses
Weekly events with rewards
Multiple dimensions and plugins

FAQ:

What is Phoxis?

Phoxis is a small and active Minecraft server with a close-knit community. We strive to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience through the use of custom plugins, races, custom items, and crafting recipes.

How are we different from other Minecraft Servers?

Phoxis offers unique features such as races, custom mobs and bosses, towny plugin, events, and more to provide a customisable and immersive experience for players.

Can I change my race on Phoxis?

Yes, every player has the ability to change their race on Phoxis, providing a unique and customisable experience. Each race comes with its own pros and cons.

What are the main plugins on Phoxis?

Phoxis uses plugins like economy, Towny, and multiple dimensions including the resource world and Nether dimensions. There is also a more exotic world called the Elysium.

How can I participate in events on Phoxis?

Phoxis hosts events such as Hide-and-Seek and Boss Battles most weeks. Winners are rewarded with prizes, and all participants have a chance to win rewards. Stay tuned for announcements on the Discord server!

CraftyTrolls Minecraft Server

#facial hair, b.., Confidence, CraftyTrolls, facial hair care, facial hair fashion, facial hair grooming, facial hair style, facial hair trend, fashion, Grooming, hey, Masculinity, Minecraft, mustache, mustache grooming, mustache style, mustache trend, personal appearance, Remember Me, Self-expression, Server, Style, trend

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3620
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Void Gems Collected:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by our mustachioed server owner who will guide you through a world filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. That’s right, llamas!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge the mustachioed owner to a mustache-growing contest. Winner gets a diamond pickaxe!

Minecraft SMP – ZenlessZoneZeroGamer

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who love to party and dance all night long.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events where you can win prizes like enchanted golden carrots, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

StepMomSucks Minecraft Server

adhd, age gap, Ambitions, clarification, custody, Divorce, embarrassed, Excuses, family, Father, Housewife, Interaction, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moral ground, Rebellion, Remarried, Server, Siblings, step mother, StepMomSucks, Tension

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster!

Join us and leave behind the age-inappropriate stepmom drama and the dad who thinks marrying a younger woman will solve all his problems. On our server, the only age gaps you’ll see are the ones between your pixelated blocks!

Forget about tense family interactions and rebellious siblings, on our server, the only thing you’ll be rebelling against is the urge to build a giant statue of your dad’s new wife out of TNT. Just kidding, please don’t do that.

So come on over and join us for some good old-fashioned Minecraft fun, where the only tension you’ll feel is whether to mine for diamonds or explore a new cave system. See you there!

VomitCraft: NotSupportingWifeAITA

Best Friend, car sickness, CHIPS, clean up, Commute, Driving, furious, gagging, gas station, greasy food, Help, Marriage, NotSupportingWifeAITA, picky eater, selfish, Soda, supporting, throwing up, traffic jam, vomit, vomit phobia, VomitCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4252	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your car-sick wife and her dramatics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos.

Our server is so thrilling, it will make you forget all about your wife puking in your car. Who needs a nagging spouse when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your best friends?

Forget about adding 40 extra minutes to your commute to deal with her drama – join our server and let the fun never end! Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll never have to worry about being called selfish or disgusting again.

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the vomit-filled drama of real life, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a car-sick wife.

BlockyBoys: Understanding the Mind of Minecraft Men

BlockyBoys, Communication, compassion, emotions, Empathy, equality, Femininity, gender dynamics, Listening, Masculinity, Men, Mind, Minecraft, misconceptions, perspective, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Understanding, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Votes:	2642
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a squad of bros to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate bro hangout spot!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and intense PvP battles. Our community of players is like a brotherhood, always looking out for each other and having each other’s backs.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Bro Pig. Legend has it that whoever tames the Bro Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your armor, and come join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. And who knows, you might just find out what men really wish women understood about them – spoiler alert, it’s probably something about how much we love building giant statues of ourselves out of blocks.

BritCraft Server: Drop the Challenge!

arrest warrants, Britain, BritCraft, challenge, court decision, diplomatic relations, Drop, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, icc, International Criminal Court, international law, international relations, Israel, Israeli leaders, Justice, legal challenge, legal jurisdiction, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, political controversy, Server, United Kingdom, War Crimes

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can be a secret agent and take down evil dictators like in those spy movies. well guess what, on this server u can do just that! join us and help britain drop its challenge to ICC arrest warrants for israeli leaders by infiltrating their bases, gathering intel, and taking them down with your epic spy skills. but be careful, they have traps, guards, and even killer robots to stop u. do u have what it takes to save the world and become the ultimate secret agent in minecraft? join now and find out!

ClusterCraft: DoubleTap Kharkiv!

Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Civilian, cluster munition, ClusterCraft, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, double-tap strike, DoubleTap, eastern europe, humanitarian, international relations, Kharkiv, Military, Police, Russian, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

LOL come join our server where we have russian cluster munitions and double-tap strikes in Kharkiv! it’s like a party but with explosions! who needs fireworks when you have cluster bombs, amirite? Join now for a blastin’ good time! #minecraft #explosions #russianroulette

PixelatedPewPewPalooza

Celebrated, Conflict, culture, death, Destruction, devices, Entertainment, fascination, Manipulation, Military, modern media, Obsession, PixelatedPewPewPalooza, Propaganda, Romanticized, society, sub-cultures, Technology, violence, War, weapons

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8292	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

so, like, have you ever wanted to like, blow stuff up and stuff but, like, in a totally fun and not scary way? well, do we have the server for you! come join us on our totally rad minecraft server where you can blow up all the things and not get in trouble for it!

we have like, the craziest explosions and weapons that will make your head spin! want to blow up a whole village? go for it! want to launch a missile at your friend’s house? why not! the possibilities are endless on our server of chaos and mayhem!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have epic explosions, but we also have like, super cool mini-games and challenges that will test your skills and make you laugh until you cry!

so come join us on our server where destruction is celebrated and chaos reigns supreme! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you blow up your own house, then you might regret it a little bit).