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MineCraftTime46

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join dis epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up. the pigs can fly and drop diamonds when u pet them. the zombies do the thriller dance instead of attacking u.
we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and party with endermen. our moderators are actually unicorns who grant wishes and give u unlimited diamonds.

if u join dis server, u will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands with your army of dancing zombies and flying pigs. come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. if the year were a soccer match, we’d be in the 46th minute.

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KremlinCraft: Russian Hackers Unleashed

cyber army, cyber attacks, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber security measures, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital warfare, Espionage, foreign policy, government hacking, hackers, HACKING, international relations, Kremlin-protected, KremlinCraft, national security, Russian, Russian government, Russian hackers, state-sponsored attacks, UK infrastructure attack, Unleashed

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by russian hackers who are part of a kremlin-protected cyber army? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join us for some epic gaming adventures and maybe even learn some hacking skills along the way. who needs uk infrastructure when u can take over the virtual world with us? plus, we have the best virtual vodka parties this side of the internet. join now before putin himself invites u to join our elite squad. #russianhackerlife #minecraftmadness #putinapproved

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Memory Lane Craft

anxiety, Craft, Emotional healing, emotions, favorite song, fear of remembering, forgotten memories., introspection, Lane, lost memories, Memory, Memory Loss, mental health, Music, Nostalgia, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, teenage years

hey u!! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever?? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that it will make ur brain explode with joy!! like one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas!! and another time, someone built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking around the server!! if u join our server, u will have the chance to experience all this craziness and more!! so come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and let the madness begin!!

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HurricaneMonkeysLOL

adaptation, Altruism, Animal Behavior, community resilience, cooperation, environmental impact, group dynamics, Hurricane, HurricaneMonkeysLOL, life expectancy, Longevity, natural disaster, primate community, resilience, shared shade, social behavior, social support, survival strategy, Tolerant monkeys, weather event, wildlife conservation

come join our minecraft server where tolerant monkeys share shade after a hurricane and increase their life expectancy! 🐒🌪️
we have a special monkey village where you can build tree houses and swing from vines like a true primate! 🌳🐵

our bananas are always ripe and our coconuts are never empty! 🍌🥥

rumor has it, there’s a secret underground banana bunker where you can hoard all the potassium your heart desires! 🍌💣

join us and be part of the monkey madness! 🐒🎉

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vrkttr

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Welcome to the VRKTTR Minecraft server, the ultimate adventure for all German Minecraft fans! Our server offers you a variety of exciting game modes and unique features that will make your gaming experience unforgettable.

Features: 1. Multiverse-System 2. Creative mode 3. Survivalmodus 4. LandClaim-System 5. Aktive Community 6. Regular events

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SLIME MC

Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Friends, grind, ISLAND, Keys, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, PvP, RANK, Rewards, Server, Shop, Skyblock, slimcmc, Survival, Vote

VOTE OUR SERVER AND GOT REWARD there are skyblock / lifesteal / pvp you can pvp with your frinends play lifesteal or survival with your firends and you can make own island with friends and grinde or you can buy rank and keys at our discord server Slimcmc play now

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BoomerSlang Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

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Harley’s Honka Honka Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!
Join us and you’ll witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas, participate in dance-offs with friendly zombies, and even have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Harley Queen herself makes regular appearances on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever she goes. Is she a honka honka? You’ll have to join to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

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BoostedFamilyFun Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that takes car safety to the next level? Look no further than our server, where we provide booster seats for all players, no matter their age or size!
Join us for a wild ride as we ensure that all players are safe and secure in their virtual vehicles. Say goodbye to sitting in a normal seat between baby seats – on our server, safety comes first!

And if anyone questions your commitment to car safety, just tell them you’re preventing “covert Minecraft incest” by following our rules. Trust us, it’s a thing.

So come on over to our server and buckle up for the safest Minecraft experience of your life. Your child may miss out on one event, but they’ll gain a lifetime of safety knowledge. See you there!

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CutFingerCrisis

Boyfriend, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CutFingerCrisis, Decision making, Dilemma, Empathy, Guilt, injury, long-distance relationship, loyalty, Priorities, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, TEAM, teamwork, travel, Understanding

Are you tired of real life drama getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the chaos of everyday life!
Picture this: you’re on a 12-person running relay team, but your boyfriend cuts his finger on some glass and expects you to cancel your trip to take care of him. Don’t let his minor injury stop you from joining our epic Minecraft world!

On our server, you can build a virtual hospital for your boyfriend’s finger, complete with a diamond bandage and redstone stitches. Or, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical Glass Shard of Healing to cure him in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind for a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures!

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BlockyBanter

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!
Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total softie who just wants to be friends.

So come on down to our server and join in on the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs compliments or criticism when you’ve got a server this crazy?

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