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CraftyWeekend SMP: Mine & Grind Edition

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old grass fields in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server that is so wild and crazy, it makes soccer look like golf? Look no further than our server, where the grass is greener and the adventures are crazier than ever before!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore exotic biomes, battle epic bosses, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. Our community is filled with hilarious characters and insane stories that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs soccer when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Come join us and see what all the hype is about!

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

Appetite, Choice, craving, creeper, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Favorite, flavor, Food, forever.., goto, grub, Hunger, Meal, menu, satisfaction, Taste, whats

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	51	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Towns Built:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ores Mined:	6398	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Zombie Dances:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Star Shards Collected:	219

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

45.143.197.68:25569

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

209.133.199.198:50185

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1196	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

bizarre interests, eccentric interests, forgotten pleasures, Fun activities, hidden pleasures, Minecraft, neglected pastimes, obscure hobbies, off-the-beaten-path activities, offbeat pursuits, overlooked hobbies, peculiar pastimes, quirky hobbies, rare pastimes, smp, strange hobbies, uncommon interests, unconventional pastimes, underappreciated activities, undiscovered joys, UnicornRider420, unique hobbies, unusual hobbies

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Emeralds Found:	8160
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Enchantments Applied:	245	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!