Are you tired of seeing Vinicius not winning the Ballon D’or? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where Vinicius wins the Ballon D’or every year! That’s right, our server is blessed with magical powers that ensure Vinicius is always the top player in the world of Minecraft football. Join now and witness the epic saga of Vinicius dominating the competition and taking home the prestigious award every season. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today and be a part of the Ballon D’or legend!
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The SMP Minecraft Crew – >all these "Vinicius is not winning…"
Awards, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, CREW, criticism, debate, deserving, discussion, football, gtAll, Minecraft, Opinions, Performance, player, Potential, quotVinicius, recognition, smp, Soccer, sports, talent, Threads, vinicius, Voting, winning…quot
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Real Madrid’s Master Class Minecraft SMP
champions league, Class, Cristiano Ronaldo, european football, football, Gareth Bale, isco, Karim Benzema, Keylor Navas, la liga, Luka Modric, Madrids, marcelo, Master, master class, Minecraft, real, real madrid, Santiago Bernabeu, Sergio Ramos, smp, Soccer, spanish football, Sportsmanship, Toni Kroos, zinedine zidane
Welcome to Real Madrid’s master class Minecraft SMP, where you can kick it with the coolest players in the game! Join us if you want to build epic stadiums, score goals with creepers, and trade diamonds like they’re trophies.Our server is home to the most skilled builders and redstone wizards in the Minecraft universe. Need a skyscraper built in a day? No problem, our players can do it blindfolded while juggling TNT blocks.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll unlock secret soccer mini-games where you can challenge Cristiano Ronaldo himself to a penalty shootout. And if you win, he’ll give you a signed diamond sword as a prize!
So what are you waiting for? Come join Real Madrid’s master class Minecraft SMP and show off your skills on the virtual pitch. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft Messi!
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SoccerMom Minecraft SMP
child development, competitive sports, concussion risk, discipline, extracurricular activities, football, high school, Kid, letting, long term benefits, Minecraft, parenting, physical activity, Play, Safety concerns, smp, Soccer, SoccerMom, Social Skills, sports, team sports, teamwork, youth athletics
Are you tired of your kid coming home with grass stains and sweaty socks from playing boring old football or soccer in high school? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where your kid can battle creepers and zombies instead of other teams! Who needs a concussion when you can have a diamond sword? Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So why settle for a boring old sports team when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become the ultimate block-busting champion? Join now and let the madness begin!
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Lazy Euro SMP Player
athlete, Competition, criticism, Disappointment, EURO, euro 2020, Expectations, form, lackluster, Lazy, Performance, player, Potential, PRESSURE, regression, Skills, Slump, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggle, Tournament, underperformance
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!
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The Spanish Stefano Minecraft SMP
accolades, Achievements, argentina, athlete, barcelona, Di Stefano, football, goal scorer, History, iconic, International, la liga, legend, Minecraft, NT level, player, real madrid, Rivalry, smp, Soccer, Spanish, sports, Stefano, success
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is so crazy that even Di Stefano himself would be amazed! That’s right, we’ve got Spanish flair and football legends roaming around our virtual world.
2. The only way to achieve true greatness in this server is by winning the title at the national team level with Argentina. It’s the ultimate challenge, but hey, nothing worth having comes easy, right?
3. We’ve got more LOLs and shenanigans than you can shake a pickaxe at. From building giant chicken statues to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar!
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Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP
achievement, athlete, Chads, Competition, determination, emotions, ENERGY, EXCITEMENT, feeling, football, Happiness, inspiration, messi, Minecraft, mood, motivation, positivity, smp, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!
So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!
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Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened
AC Milan, Decline, Disappointment, Downfall, Far.., football, Happened, Hernandez, History, Italian football, Leão, Legends, milan, Minecraft, Performance, Players, Potential, serie a, Shit, smp, Soccer, Struggles, TALENTED, TEAM, underperformingAre you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!
So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!
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Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
Competition, Defeat, European, football, friendly match, Game, Goal, International, Israel, italy, match, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, national team, Players, Score, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Tournament, Victory
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!
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The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown
Competition, Concacaf, football, Game, goals, International, LINEUP, match, Minecraft, national team, panama, Players, prediction, Score, showdown, smp, Soccer, sports, starting XI, united states, Usa, USMNT, World Cup qualifierAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night! Join us and witness the legendary chicken dance-off where feathers fly and beaks drop!But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see how many tonight you can handle! Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.
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CraftyCarnaval
amazon rainforest, Beaches, Brazil, Caipirinha, Capoeira, Carnival, Christ the Redeemer, CraftyCarnaval, culture, Diversity, FAVELAS, Food, Music, Portuguese, Rio de Janeiro, SAMBA, Soccer, south america, tourism, Tropical, vibrantForget about samba and soccer, because on our Minecraft server, Brazil is all about building epic structures and surviving in the wild jungle! Join us for a crazy adventure where you can ride giant parrots, battle mobs with bananas, and even discover hidden treasure buried by ancient Mayans (or maybe just a sneaky player). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride through the rainforest – just watch out for those pesky creepers disguised as capybaras! Join us now and experience the true spirit of Brazil in a whole new way!
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SportySMPMaster: Minecraft SMP
achievement, athleticism, Basketball, Competition, Dedication, Goal, Golf, Gymnastics, Mastering, Minecraft, Passion, Running, skill, smp, Soccer, sports, SportySMPMaster, success, swimming, talent, Tennis, Training, Volleyball
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to become the ultimate sports champion without breaking a sweat! Imagine effortlessly dominating in every sport imaginable, from soccer to underwater basket weaving. Our server has magical powers that will turn you into a sports prodigy overnight. Say goodbye to boring practices and hello to instant greatness! So come join us and show off your newfound athletic prowess in the most ridiculous ways possible.
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Pochettino Era Minecraft SMP
anticipation, Coaching, epl, era, EXCITEMENT, football, Kickoff, Manager, MATCHDAY, mauricio pochettino, Minecraft, new beginnings, Players, pochettino, Pochettino era, premier league, smp, Soccer, sports, strategies, Tactics, TEAM, Tottenham fans, Tottenham HotspurAre you ready to embark on a wild adventure in the land of blocky madness? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic rise of the Pochettino era tomorrow!Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders. Rumor has it that they once built a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of rainbow-colored sheep!
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a group of explosive green creatures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Pochettino era tomorrow. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocks and mayhem!
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NoQuitMC – Keep Playing, No Rage Quitting!
Commitment, Communication, Decision making, Dedication, family, following through, high school, life lesson, NoQuitMC, parenting, perseverance, Playing, Quitting, RAGE, Soccer, sports team, Struggle, Support, teamwork, teenage rebellion, tough love, Understanding, varsity team
Join our Minecraft server where we teach important life lessons about perseverance and commitment! Just like Ethan’s soccer team, our server is intense and challenging, but in a fun way!We have crazy coaches who will push you to your limits and teammates who will rely on you to see things through. If you think you have what it takes to survive our intense practices and challenges, then join us and prove your dedication!
Don’t be like Ethan, who wanted to quit when the going got tough. Stick with us and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft champion! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even make some lifelong friends along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!
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Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP
career choices, Decision making, football, global icons, international players, Legends, messi, Minecraft, PELE, player comparisons, professional athletes, retiré, retired, Retirement, retirement destinations, retirement location, RETIREMENT PLANS, ronaldo, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, US
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.
But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.
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The Ogre Just Became Norway’s All-Time Top Scorer Minecraft SMP
accomplishment, achievement, Alltime, celebration, football, Goal, History, legend, milestone, Minecraft, national team, norway, Norways, Norwegian football, Ogre, player, record-breaking, Scorer, scoring title, smp, Soccer, sports, STRIKER, success, Top, top scorer
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the ogre just became Norway’s all-time top scorer! Yes, you heard that right. This ogre not only dominates on the soccer field, but also in the world of Minecraft. Join now and apologize to the ogre for doubting its skills. Who knew ogres had such talent? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this historic moment and be a part of our crazy and unpredictable world. Join now and be a part of the madness!
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MinecraftVaush
Censorship, Civil Discourse, commentary, controversy, current events, debate, free speech, Ideology, internet culture, Livestream, media criticism, MinecraftVaush, Online Community, POL, Political Correctness, political discourse, Politics, response, social media, Trvthnvke, Vaush
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the best parties in town. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible!
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Minecraft MILF Server
age discrimination, Ageism, beauty standards, body shaming, disgust, double standards, female empowerment, Females over 30, gender discrimination, Media influence, Milf, Minecraft, Misogyny, self worth, self-confidence, Server, sexism, sexually unattractive, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes, WOMENS RIGHTSAre you tired of playing on servers filled with old hags? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is a haven for the young and beautiful. Say goodbye to those wrinkly old players and hello to a world of youthful perfection. Join now and experience the joy of playing with only the most sexually attractive players around. Who needs maturity when you can have a server full of hot young things? Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!
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ExileMC
armor, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Factions, Loot, Minigames, mobs, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, weapons
A brand new unique server owned by the YouTuber Rawbie bringing you everlasting content such as: Skyblock Tycoon Gens
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Minecraft Mayhem #1606
appstore, Cavernous Wailing Hong Lu, Cavernous Wailing Sinclair, countdown, current events, Current Extractions, e.g.o, Ego, FAQs, General guide, google play, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, MirrorClock OrangeRoad, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Outis, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 3, Required reading, season 4, Sinner info, Steam, Target Extraction, TETH, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, ZAYINWelcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and Target Extractions that will blow your mind.Ever wanted to explore a Cavernous Wailing Hong Lu or take on the challenge of a Cavernous Wailing Sinclair? Well, now’s your chance on our server! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try your hand at the Mirror of the Wuthering – it’s a real trip, trust us.
But that’s not all – we’ve got E.G.Os, Sinners, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. And don’t worry about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina – we’ve got you covered with all the necessary info.
So why wait? Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Join us for laughs, thrills, and maybe a few scares along the way. See you in the game!
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CraftyCraze – PvP Madness
3 step program, AI boorus, amd, big penis, comfy, controlnet, CPU, CraftyCraze, Discord, Forge, get rich, Learn to inpaint, LoRAs, madness, models, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, PvP, SDG, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAsAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in more ways than one! Join us and you too can become rich beyond your wildest dreams and have a big, impressive pixelated penis in just 3 easy steps!Step 1: Mine like you’ve never mined before and watch the diamonds roll in. Before you know it, you’ll be swimming in virtual riches like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin.
Step 2: Engage in epic battles with other players and prove your dominance in the most ridiculous ways possible. Want to challenge someone to a duel using nothing but pickaxes? Go for it! The crazier, the better.
Step 3: Discover the secret potion that will magically increase the size of your in-game character’s manhood. Who needs enchanted armor when you can have a massive pixel peen that strikes fear into the hearts of your enemies?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you can have riches and a giant penis? Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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Crescent Kingdoms
5 gods, CK, Community, Crescent Kingdoms, Discord, Economy, Factions, Kingdoms, Minecraft, modded server, Origins, Peaceful, Roleplay, rp, Server, smp, Survival, Towny, Unique, Whitelisted
Crescent Kingdoms is an origins SMP that includes many different unique kingdoms, and are brought together by the 5 gods to enjoy the peaceful and towny side of Minecraft. CK is a modded server based on RP and community! We would love for you to join us!
if interested please join the discord and fill out this form to get whitelisted!!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1jumA9wUJH8A08v2pjjiqagMbJPavzHkMcDEwiFSZ8G0
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Ghoul-Tycoon [1.7 – 1.20x]- Auto Farming – Auto Sell – Plots – Ranks
Auto, Auto Farming, Auto Sell, Auto Selling Chest, AUTOMATED, Automatic Crop Farming, Automatic Ore Farming, Automatic Tree Farming, bedrock, Bedrockcrossplay, Blast Shovels, Chunk Busters, Chunk Collecting chest, Chunk Loaders, Competitive Ranking System, Crates, Creative, Custom GUI Shop, Duel, Economy, Farming, Guishop, Javabedrockcrossplay, MONEY, Player Shops, Player Warps, Plots, Plotworld, Pve Economy, Race, Random Ore Generator, Ranks, Ranksystem, Redstone, Reward Crates, Sell Wands, Shops, Survival, Tycoon, Voterewards, Voting Rewards![Ghoul-Tycoon [1.7 – 1.20x]- Auto Farming – Auto Sell – Plots – Ranks](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/Ghoul-Tycoon-17-120x-Auto-Farming-Auto-Sell.gif)
Ghoul TycoonA new kind of server basing itself aroundthe idea of being the richest player on the entire server. Here you’ll start with nothing but some seeds and leave with everything!
Some of the server Features include:
Custom GUI ShopCompetitive Ranking SystemPlayer WarpsPlayer ShopsAutomatic Tree/Crop/Ore FarmingRandom Ore GeneratorChunk Collecting chestAuto Selling ChestChunk LoadersChunk BustersBlast ShovelsSell WandsReward CratesVoting RewardsAnd More!
Each player can claim up to 2 plots on the first rank but as you buy more you can earn more plots limits and more auto farmer limits
Try and become the best tycoon you can possibly be and dominate the leader board!Players in 1st – 2nd – 3rd on the balance leader board on the last day of the season will get special prizes!
Each season lasts 3 months.
We hope to see you all soon, don’t forget to vote and diamond <3
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Minecraft Madness Crew
#trending meme, bros, CREW, Entertainment, funny, Hagmaxxing, hagmaxxing bros, hagmaxxing meme, humor, internet culture, internet phenomenon, know your meme, madness, meme analysis, Meme culture, meme explanation, meme history, meme origin, Minecraft, Online Community, social media, viral trend, We did itAre you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and become a hagmaxxing master! What is hagmaxxing, you ask? It’s only the most ridiculous and hilarious trend sweeping the Minecraft world right now. Picture this: you and your friends dressed up as hags, running around the server causing chaos and mayhem. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground hag society where you can trade rare items and potions with other hagmaxxing enthusiasts. So why wait? Join our server now and let the hagmaxxing madness begin!
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Minecraft Server Roasts & Rants
aew, civil discussion, community guidelines, constructive criticism, controversial opinions, critique, Diversity, Fans, LGBTQ, Minecraft, offensive language, online discourse, Open-mindedness, Pedophiles, professional wrestling, Rants, respectful debate, respectful dialogue, Roasts, Server, Thread, tolerance, Transgender, wrestlingAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, magical potions that turn you into a chicken, and a hidden dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie villager, in which case, go play on a different server).
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Rogue SMP
Economy, Survival, Survival Vanilla Community Multiplayer Adventure Crafting Exploration Building PVP Sandbox Creative Economy RPG Modded Roleplay Skyblock Fantasy Minigames Hardcore Redstone
Rogue SMP is a community of people that used to play factions together but decided to move to SMP! We’re a pretty standard SMP with some cool additions and many plans in the future