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SobrietySquad Minecraft Servers

  • SobrietySquad Minecraft SMP

    SobrietySquad Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 5931
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Buildings Constructed: 48
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Zombie Dances: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waking up with a hangover and regretting all your life choices? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the cure for all your alcohol-related woes! Join our server and you’ll be so addicted to building and exploring that you’ll forget all about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual drinks are calorie-free and never give you a headache. So say goodbye to the booze and hello to blocky adventures!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SobrietySquad

    SobrietySquad
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 5294
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building virtual blocks while questioning your sanity.

    Are your friends constantly nagging you about your Minecraft addiction? Join our server and show them what true dedication looks like. Who needs mimosas and poetry in the park when you have virtual blocks to stack?

    And if anyone dares to question your commitment to the game, just tell them you’ll stop playing until they apologize. That’ll show them who’s boss in the world of pixelated adventures!

    So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft obsession to the next level and leave all your real-life problems behind, join our server now! Just remember, the only thing you’ll be drinking here is the sweet nectar of victory.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RageCraft SMP: TeachRage!

    RageCraft SMP: TeachRage!
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 4436
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7717 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Dimension Hops: 10
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the trauma of your teacher turning into a creeper and blowing up your homework! Our server is a safe space where you can build without fear of exploding assignments. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once pranked their teacher by replacing all the textbooks with enchanted books that made them do the cha-cha slide during class. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky server to join, look no further!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyThankfulLand

    CraftyThankfulLand
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 7017
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 193
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be thankful for the endless possibilities and insane adventures that await you.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through a lush forest when suddenly you stumble upon a group of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They invite you to join their llama army and together you embark on a quest to overthrow the evil sheep dictatorship ruling over the land. Will you succeed? Only time will tell.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of bacon-loving players to join its bacon-themed cult. Rumor has it that those who join the cult gain special bacon powers and can summon a never-ending supply of crispy bacon at will.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and give thanks for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HamasTunnelParty

    HamasTunnelParty
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 4241
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Enchantments Applied: 246

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    OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity! We got so many tunnels like Hamas near Philadelphi Corridor, it’s cray cray! Join us and explore da massive routes underground, it’s like a whole new world down there! Who needs diamonds when u got secret tunnels to discover, am I right? Come join da fun and see where da tunnels take u, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CerealCraft: No Toast Needed!

    CerealCraft: No Toast Needed!
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 7977
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5929 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the cows wear sunglasses and the pigs can fly. why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. but beware, because the creepers there have a secret weapon – they shoot lasers out of their eyes! if you’re brave enough to face the laser-eyed creepers and claim the treasure for yourself, then this is the server for you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition

    SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 2783
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1424 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

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    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL SAVE U FROM SLEEP PROBLEMS AND SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! WE GOT A SPECIAL POTION THAT MAKES U SLEEP LIKE A BABY AND FEELIN’ ALL HAPPY INSIDE! PLUS, IF U EVER FEELIN’ DOWN, JUST HOP ON AND BUILD A CASTLE OR SUMTHIN’!

    WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE U CAN CHILL WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND TALK ABOUT UR FEELINGS! AND IF U EVER NEED A PICK-ME-UP, WE GOT A VIRTUAL BAR WITH ALL THE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS U CAN IMAGINE!

    SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA AND HANG OUT IN A VIRTUAL PARADISE, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER NOW! TRUST ME, IT’S BETTER THAN THERAPY!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OneeCraft Minecraft Server

    OneeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 7387
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Emeralds Found: 293
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with crazy plot twists and characters that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb drama is forbidden, but Ender Dragon drama is encouraged. Our community is full of players who have mastered the art of translating Japanese visual novels into English, so you’ll never have to worry about missing out on the plot.

    If you’re having trouble with your Minecraft experience, just follow these simple steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese 2. Read the readme (because who actually does that?) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan-vn help 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of VNs that will satisfy all your cravings. And don’t worry about download links – we’ve got you covered.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Previous players have described their time here as “mind-bending” and “absolutely bonkers”, so what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP – Survival Minecraft Players – The Diamond Diggers

    SMP – Survival Minecraft Players – The Diamond Diggers
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 6727
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Farms Harvested: 441 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 242
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 104

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla experience? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. Or how about trying to build a house and a herd of pigs come and start a flash mob? Anything can happen on our server!

    But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered around the map filled with rare loot and enchanted items. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, expect the unexpected and always watch out for those dancing creepers!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MoveCraft Minecraft Server

    MoveCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 1782
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 124 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your annoying in-laws? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Join our server and escape the constant nagging of your MIL who always has a new project for you to help with. Instead of moving heavy boxes and tables, you’ll be building epic structures and battling fierce mobs in the virtual world.

    Forget about feeling guilty for wanting to relax with your newborn – on our server, you can be as selfish as you want and no one will judge you! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s way more fun than helping your in-laws move their art studio upstairs.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NinjaWidowCraft

    NinjaWidowCraft
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 8363
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Star Shards Collected: 226
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other!

    Imagine a world where grief and guilt are replaced with endless possibilities and fun. Build your dream home, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends.

    On our server, you can leave all your worries behind and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise. Plus, we have the craziest stories to keep you entertained – like the time a group of players rode pigs into battle against a horde of zombies!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter and excitement begin! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyMemories

    BlockyMemories
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 2630
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Votes: 7268
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Crops Grown: 5165
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 19
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time when the Creeper Apocalypse hit our server? It was like our own little 9/11, except instead of planes crashing into buildings, it was exploding green monsters crashing into our meticulously built homes. Everyone remembers where they were when they heard that first hissing sound followed by a massive BOOM. But fear not, for our server has rebuilt stronger than ever, with new protections in place to prevent another Creeper disaster. Join us and be a part of the epic tale of survival and triumph against the pixelated forces of destruction!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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