Sobriety Minecraft Servers

Sobriety

  • CakeWarsCraft

    CakeWarsCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

    Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

    But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

    Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SobrietySquad Minecraft SMP

    SobrietySquad Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waking up with a hangover and regretting all your life choices? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the cure for all your alcohol-related woes! Join our server and you’ll be so addicted to building and exploring that you’ll forget all about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual drinks are calorie-free and never give you a headache. So say goodbye to the booze and hello to blocky adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SMP: Sober Rockers Minecraft SMP

    SMP: Sober Rockers Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sober rockers who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop parties, where the only rule is to have fun! Our players are known for their crazy antics, like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats or creating roller coasters that go through lava pits.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes to anyone who can dance the Macarena perfectly.

    So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s sober is the rockers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyHub: AITAH Minecraft Server

    CraftyHub: AITAH Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

    Looking for a place to hide from your alcoholic husband who keeps getting into trouble? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your own virtual world and forget about all the chaos happening in your life.

    Imagine creating a fortress to protect yourself from all the drama, just like how you need to protect yourself from your husband’s crazy antics. Build a moat filled with lava to keep unwanted visitors away, just like how you need to keep your husband away from your car!

    And don’t worry about feeling guilty for blocking his calls and walking away – on our server, you can block anyone you want without any consequences! Build a giant wall around your virtual house and never let him in again.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can escape reality and build a new life without any alcoholics ruining your fun. Let’s block and roll!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Tipsy Minecraft SMP

    Tipsy Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be cuddling is your diamond armor after a long day of mining! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pit of lava.

    Forget getting drunk alone in your room, join our SMP and get drunk with your virtual Minecraft buddies instead! Who knows, you might end up accidentally building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. And don’t worry, there’s no judgment here – we’ve all been a little “handsy” with our blocks after a few too many potions.

    So come on, join us on this epic adventure where anything can happen – just remember to watch out for creepers and keep your dad away from the couch!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DrunkCraft: NoSisForgive

    DrunkCraft: NoSisForgive

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like OP’s sister’s wild journey!

    Experience the thrill of constantly being asked for money by random players who will then turn on you and call you names when you can’t cough up the dough. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, get ready for the ultimate plot twist when someone tries to set you up with their in-game boyfriend!

    But wait, there’s more! Feel the adrenaline rush as you dodge requests to be picked up from airports in different states, all while being blamed for someone else’s addiction issues. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as OP’s relationship with her sister, join us now! And remember, forgiveness is optional, but the laughs are guaranteed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MemorialCraft Minecraft Server

    MemorialCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further, my friend! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, redemption, and maybe even a little bit of ghostly intervention.

    Picture this: a server where ex-girlfriends from college haunt you for eternity, leading you to rehab and ultimately to sobriety. Our server is like a twisted soap opera, with plot twists that will leave you scratching your head and wondering what just happened.

    Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships, interventions, and the afterlife. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a ghostly ex-girlfriend who just can’t seem to let go.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin! (Disclaimer: No real ex-girlfriends were harmed in the making of this server)

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AleXploration – Minecraft SMP

    AleXploration – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    So there I was, mining away in our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly a creeper blew up right in my face. I was so startled that I accidentally spilled my drink all over my keyboard. And that’s when I realized, alcohol and Minecraft just don’t mix! So now I’m soberly building my empire in this crazy server, where the only explosions are from TNT and the only drinks are potions. Join us if you want to stay sober and survive the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoMoreBoozeCashCow

    NoMoreBoozeCashCow

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay you $500 a day to never drink alcohol again! Why waste your money on booze when you can stack up those virtual dollars by simply abstaining from the devil’s juice?

    Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly bartender who will haunt anyone caught drinking on the premises.

    So come join us and say goodbye to hangovers and hello to virtual riches! Who knew sobriety could be so profitable in the world of Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • KidReclaimers30s

    KidReclaimers30s

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of the human services inspection at the drunk girlfriend’s house.

    Picture this: the inspector shows up late, the girlfriend is MIA, and the boyfriend is left to clean up the mess. Will they pass the inspection? Will the girlfriend get her unsupervised visits with her kid? Only time will tell on this crazy server!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic argument over answering the phone, the drunken escapades, and the ultimate showdown between responsibility and chaos. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find such a wild and unpredictable storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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