so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to, like, do all these crazy challenges and stuff. but get this, the only way to pass is if u can do the standardized field sobriety test, like what even? u gotta walk in a straight line and touch your nose and stuff. but hey, it’s all for fun, right? join now and show off your mad sobriety skills, bro!
