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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6829 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1658 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battling zombie chickens with lightsabers made of cheese, and building a castle out of marshmallows and dreams.
And the best part? The server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who communicate in Morse code through dubstep remixes of Justin Bieber songs.
So come join us and experience the most mind-bending, pants-wetting, reality-questioning Minecraft server of all time! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! Wooooo!