sobering up Minecraft Servers

sobering up Minecraft Servers

  • SpikeCraft: AITA?

    SpikeCraft: AITA?
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 7240
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Crops Grown: 8119
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 16
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 450
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 28 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

    Imagine this: you and your friends are mining for diamonds when suddenly, a mysterious potion appears in your inventory. You drink it, and next thing you know, you’re flying through the sky on a magic carpet made of obsidian! Who needs wings when you have a flying carpet?

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with secret underground tunnels that lead to hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted weapons and armor. Rumor has it, there’s even a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and zombies breakdance!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our epic PvP battles. Picture this: you’re facing off against a rival player when suddenly, a herd of llamas comes charging in to join the fight. Who will emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

    So come on, join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for any suspicious margaritas – you never know what might happen next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LewdCraft Minecraft Server

    LewdCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 96
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Runes Activated: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 192 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring Virtual Reality to life in the most lewd and outrageous way possible! Join us for some “Real Ejaculate” action and get ready for our special “Fat Bitches Edition” event!

    Looking for some crazy avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models, tech finds, furry threads, and more! Want to spice up your avatars with some funny noises for penetrators/sockets or jiggling titties? We’ve got tutorials and resources for that too!

    Don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Race War losing race gangrape session and Speed Mating™ – it’s gonna be a wild ride! So come on in and join the madness, because on our server, anything goes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperWorld

    CraftyCreeperWorld
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 6469
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Potions Brewed: 156
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the chaos of reality by diving into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build your dream castle.

    Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and sprinkles glitter everywhere. We have epic quests that will make you feel like a Minecraft superhero, battling evil mobs and saving villagers from certain doom. Plus, our community is so awesome that even the creepers want to join in on the fun.

    So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is running out of snacks while you’re mining for diamonds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TaxiCraft: MurderousManHamas

    TaxiCraft: MurderousManHamas
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 7860
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 469 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of the real world? well, this server is the place for u! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha cha slide.

    one time, a player tried to murder a french taxi driver in the game but ended up becoming best friends and building a roller coaster together. they even started a support group for players who express support for hamas while playing minecraft. it’s wild, man.

    join us for the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SiameseCraft: Double Trouble

    SiameseCraft: Double Trouble
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 4808
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin. dis server is so lit, it’s like a party in a volcano. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the cha cha slide, and cows that can breakdance better than u.

    if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. they will rain down diamonds and golden apples upon u, making u the richest player in alllll the land. u will be able to ride a unicorn through a rainbow and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile on ur face.

    but wait, there’s more! if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers that will make u the ultimate minecraft warrior. u will be able to build a castle in the sky, tame a pack of wild wolves to do ur bidding, and summon a herd of llamas to spit on ur enemies.

    so, what r u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, if one Siamese twin is convicted of murder, would the other one have to go to jail? just kidding, that has nothing to do with anything. just join the server, okay? cool, see u there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Wembley2025 Minecraft Server

    Wembley2025 Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 425
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Towns Built: 9
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more unpredictable than Tony’s booking decisions? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even MJF and Ospreay couldn’t handle it. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and more twists and turns than a Tony Khan storyline. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 5538
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any entitled kids sticking their fingers in the wedding cake before the bride and groom cut it! Our server is a safe haven from preteen predators and society menaces – we guarantee you won’t find any nipple-pinching shenanigans here!

    Join our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise that no one will throw a fit and throw themselves on the ground if they don’t get their way – unless, of course, it’s part of an epic Minecraft battle!

    Don’t worry about your soon-to-be sister-in-law causing drama on our server. We have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow Minecrafters. And if anyone tries to bring their entitled kids to the server, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “blocky drama.”

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster first. And remember, on our server, you’re the master of your own blocky destiny – no entitled kids allowed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • QuietCraft

    QuietCraft
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 424
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1640 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Crops Grown: 4097 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the loud noises of real life? Look no further, because on our server, Jake is banned! That’s right, no more obnoxiously loud groans, yawns, and grunts here. Join us for a peaceful gaming experience where you can actually hear yourself think.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Jake’s loudness is actually a secret superpower, and he’s been banned from the server for fear of causing a noise-induced apocalypse. Join us and help save the world from his deafening decibels.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where quiet reigns supreme. Say goodbye to headaches and nausea caused by excessive noise, and hello to a serene gaming experience. Join now and experience the tranquility for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBedrock Minecraft Server

    BlockyBedrock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 2222
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Zombie Dances: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 17443 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like the Kama Sutra of Minecraft! We promise you’ll never be disappointed with our endless possibilities for fun and excitement.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Or how about exploring our custom-made dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and emeralds?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Bedrock Bottom” where players can test their parkour skills by jumping from block to block suspended over a pit of lava. It’s like the floor is made of hot coals, but way more fun!

    So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of excitement and satisfaction? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful in Bedrock Bottom)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TimeWarpCraft

    TimeWarpCraft
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 5601
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine for your gaming experience!

    Join us and travel back in time to when dinosaurs roamed the earth and build your very own dino-themed kingdom. Or how about going back to the wild west and becoming a cowboy, riding horses and dueling other players in epic showdowns?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to be a pirate sailing the high seas in search of treasure? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Build your own pirate ship, recruit a crew, and plunder other players’ bases for all their loot.

    So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of time travel and endless possibilities? Join now and make history…literally!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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