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Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	7122
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

FactuallyFiction Minecraft SMP

amazing but true, astonishing revelations, bizarre facts, curious knowledge, FactuallyFiction, Fascinating Facts, fascinating tidbits, incredible information, interesting facts, jaw-dropping facts, mind-blowing trivia, Minecraft, odd but true, quirky facts, smp, strange but real, surprising facts, surprising information, unbelievable but true, unbelievable facts, unbelievable stories, unbelievable truths, weird facts

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: a server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not! Our server is filled with crazy surprises and unexpected twists at every turn.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal who wants to join in on the fun. And don’t even get us started on the talking sheep who give out life advice in exchange for wheat.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

BlocktopiaEscape

Alone Time, art, balance, BlocktopiaEscape, Escape, everyday life, Exercise, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Music, Nature, reading, Relaxation, self-care, socializing, stress relief, Therapy, travel, vacation

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring routine in your life? Do you want to escape to a world where you can let your imagination run wild and build anything your heart desires? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embark on a journey like no other. Explore vast landscapes filled with mystical creatures and hidden treasures. Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or even a giant statue of your pet chicken, Cluckington.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature said to possess the power of unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that those who can defeat the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for a diamond-studded cake that grants you immortality. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyKillerz

consequences, CraftyKillerz, crime, criminal behavior, criminal investigation, criminal justice, criminal mindset, Criminal Psychology, Criminals., ethical dilemma, fear of getting caught, fear of punishment, Homicide, law enforcement, mental health, morality, murder, Psychopaths, serial killers, Sociopaths, willingness to kill

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	5919	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4883	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can murder people without getting caught!!! we have a secret underground society of assassins who will teach you the art of stealth killing while wearing a chicken suit.

we also have a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies to the minecraft gods for extra loot.

if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to find the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a pack of rabid wolves.

so come join us and unleash your inner psychopath in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created!

TrueKingAnarchy: Where the only rule is to have fun and not get caught hacking! No resets, just chaos!

alliances, Anarchy, building projects, Caught, Chaos, Cheats, developers, EXCITEMENT, freedom, Fun, HACKING, Ip:, Minecraft, Place, Play, Plugins, Resets, rule, Server, Skills, Survival, TrueKingAnarchy, Upvote1Downvote, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	8802
Void Gems Collected:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

TrueKingAnarchy Minecraft Server

TrueKingAnarchy is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server, designed to give players total freedom to play just as the developers intended.

There are almost no plugins, using hacks/cheats is not permitted.

IP: 95.216.215.160

See you there!

Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn.

Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, TrueKingAnarchy is the place for you!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any plugins on the server?	There are almost no plugins on the server, it is a vanilla experience.
Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?	No, using hacks or cheats is not permitted on TrueKingAnarchy.
What kind of gameplay can I expect on the server?	Players have total freedom to play as they wish, with surprise encounters and challenges at every turn.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed on TrueKingAnarchy, so be prepared for battles and alliances.
Can I build massive projects on the server?	Absolutely! Whether you’re building alone or with allies, feel free to take on massive building projects on the server.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

acceptance, BlockyBanter, cyberbullying, Cyberbullying prevention, discrimination, Diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, Respect, Server, social media, trannies, Transgender, twitter

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Crops Grown:	9704
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon riding a unicycle while juggling TNT blocks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

OhGodNoKamalaBrosSMP

BETRAYAL, confusion, crush him by 10 points, Deception, Disappointment, disbelief, doubt, election aftermath, Frustration, Kamala Bros, lie, OH GOD, OhGodNoKamalaBrosSMP, political upset, polls moving in our favor, Questioning, shock, unexpected results, What’s happening

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Crops Grown:	3017
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a whole lot of chaos.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs are scared to spawn near us. We once had a creeper try to join our faction, but he couldn’t handle our level of insanity and blew himself up instead.

We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, but good luck finding them because we keep moving them around just for fun.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP tournaments. We once had a player try to challenge us to a duel, but we showed up with enchanted diamond armor and a pet dragon. Needless to say, he never stood a chance.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us now! Just be prepared for anything because on this server, nothing is ever as it seems.

CareerCraftAdvice

age appropriate, autism, autistic, Benefits, Career Advice, CareerCraftAdvice, Comic Con, commission jobs, COSPLAY, Disabilities, friendship, guarantee hire, Harry Potter, high functioning, IEP, niche interests, retail jobs, special education, Teacher, teacher shortage

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that guarantees a wild ride? Look no further than our server, where the teachers are in short supply and the players are in for a surprise!

Join us and witness the epic tale of Cynthia, the retail warrior turned special ed teacher extraordinaire! Watch as she navigates the world of education with the finesse of a bull in a china shop. Will she learn to embrace the quirks of her students, or will she stick to her “age appropriate” guns?

Get ready for a server filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a touch of magical creatures from Arendale. Who knows, you might even spot a Deadpool cosplayer or two!

So why wait? Join our server now for a guaranteed paycheck of chaos and benefits of endless entertainment. Just remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible – especially when Cynthia is in charge!

WorstHumanMC SMP

challenging relationship, difficult interaction, difficult person, negative experience, negative impact, negative influence, personal encounter, smp, terrible person, toxic personality, unpleasant encounter, unpleasant individual, worst behavior, worst encounter, worst human, worst human ever met, worst meeting, worst person, worst qualities, worst traits, WorstHumanMC

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Magic Items Found:	6001

Are you tired of dealing with terrible humans in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the worst human you’ll meet is a creeper who keeps blowing up your house because he’s jealous of your interior decorating skills. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Karen from accounting. So come join us and escape the drama of the real world for a world where the only drama is whether or not you’ll survive the next zombie apocalypse.

KindCraft: Be Kind, Not Thick

bullying, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence, emotional resilience., Empathy, KIND, KindCraft, Kindness, mental health, parenting, personal growth, Positive reinforcement, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-care, Social Skills, Thick, thicker skin, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6681
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of dealing with snowflakes and crybabies on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate safe space for tough cookies only! We believe in teaching kids to be kinder by throwing them into the deep end of the pool and seeing if they sink or swim.

Join our server if you want to toughen up and show those wimpy players what real Minecraft survival is all about. We have challenges that will make you cry for your mommy, but if you can handle it, you’ll come out the other side a true warrior. So why should people “get thicker skin” when they can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft badass? Join now and let the games begin!

LumberCraft Minecraft Server

Canada-U.S. relations, Canadian, Duty, economic impact, Forestry, import/export, international trade, lumber exports, lumber industry, lumber prices, LumberCraft, Minecraft, North America, protectionism, Server, softwood lumber, Tariffs, timber industry, trade dispute, trade policy, trade relations, trade war, U.S

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Zombie Dances:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Magic Items Found:	6986

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. Like, imagine if the U.S. and Canada were fighting over softwood lumber in Minecraft, that’s how intense it is on this server. We’re talking about duty doubling, like what even is duty in Minecraft? But hey, if you wanna join a server where things get wild and woolly like a llama on a sugar rush, then this is the place for you. Come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!