sober living Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dry July Server

alcohol abstinence, alcohol alternatives, alcohol consumption, alcohol detox, alcohol free, alcohol-free living, alcohol-reduction, drinking less, DRY, dry january, Dry July, health challenge, healthy habits, july, lifestyle change, mental clarity, Moderation, New Year’s resolutions, Non-alcoholic drinks, physical health, self-control, Server, sober living

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not only dat, but we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that tell knock knock jokes.

if u join dis server, u might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than herobrine himself. and if u’re lucky, u might even find the legendary golden carrot that grants u three wishes (but only if one of those wishes is for more carrots).

so forget about dry july, cuz dis server is where all the cool kids hang out. join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3472
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

SMP: Sober Rockers Minecraft SMP

#rockers, addiction, Band, clean lifestyle, clean living, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Music, Recovery, rock and roll, Rock Music, smp, Sober, sober artists, sober band, sober community, sober lifestyle, sober living, sober musicians, sober rockers, sober rockers community, Sobriety

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Votes:	3112	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sober rockers who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop parties, where the only rule is to have fun! Our players are known for their crazy antics, like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats or creating roller coasters that go through lava pits.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes to anyone who can dance the Macarena perfectly.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s sober is the rockers!

SoberCraft SMP: Adulting Without Shots

adult friendships, adult social life, adult social skills, adulting, alcohol-free friendships, building relationships, community involvement, finding friends, friendship advice, friendship challenges, Friendship tips, making connections, MAKING FRIENDS, making friends as a non-drinker, networking, non-drinking, shots, smp, sober living, sober socializing, SoberCraft, social activities, socializing, socializing without drinking

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3630	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ores Mined:	5487
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Potions Brewed:	160

Are you tired of trying to make friends in the real world but everyone just wants to go out and get wasted? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Why waste time at a bar when you can join our server and bond over building epic structures and slaying virtual dragons?

Forget awkward small talk and forced social interactions, on our server, all you need to do to make friends is show off your redstone skills or share your secret diamond mining techniques. Plus, who needs alcohol when you can get a natural high from defeating the Ender Dragon with your new squad?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go. Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the sheer joy of building a giant statue of yourself out of blocks.

SoberCraft: Building Blocks of Fun

abstaining, addiction recovery, alcohol free, alcoholism, alternative beverages, blocks, building, cultural norms, designated driver, Fun, health reasons, Lifestyle, mental health, Moderation, non-drinker, personal choice, religious beliefs, self-care, sober living, SoberCraft, Sobriety, social pressure, teetotaler, wellness

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even befriend a talking creeper! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs a drink when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

NoAlcoholCraft

addiction recovery, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol detox, alcohol free, alcohol free lifestyle, alcohol withdrawal, alcoholism, healthy living, lifestyle change, mental clarity, NoAlcoholCraft, personal growth, physical health, quitting drinking, self improvement, sober community, sober curious, sober living, Sobriety, wellness journey

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of waking up in a creeper-infested forest with a hangover and no memory of how you got there? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those drunken nights of building wonky structures and falling into lava pits. Our server is 100% alcohol-free, so you can focus on crafting epic creations without any liquid courage (or liquid stupidity) getting in the way. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself quit drinking and joined our server to work on his redstone skills. So if you want to build like a pro and avoid waking up in embarrassing situations, come join us!

MinecraftMemes420 – Dank Builds, Epic Loot, /fog/ – Fallout General vibes

asset, Builds, DANK, Epic, Fallout, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 4, fallout 76, Fallout General, Fog, general, House WON edition, Loot, MEDIAFIRE, MinecraftMemes420, Mod Repository, modding, modlist, new vegas, OP Pasta, pastebin, Pre-War, Repository, Resources, Steam, Thread, VIBES

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Votes:	1254
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on this server we’re all about Fallout! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure where you can scavenge for resources, fight off mutated creatures, and explore abandoned vaults.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and New Vegas resources that will blow your mind. Need a modlist for Fallout 3? We’ve got you covered. Want to join a mod repository for all things Fallout? Look no further! And don’t even get me started on the OP Pasta – it’s a game-changer.

So why should you join our server? Well, how about the fact that we have a pre-war thread that will take you back in time before the bombs fell? Or the fact that we have a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on the toughest challenges?

If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly epic, then look no further. Join us on our Fallout-themed server and let the chaos begin! Remember, war. War never changes.

She’sCraftyMC – Going the Distance with Trendy Fun

achievement, Commitment, Dedication, determination, Distance, Endurance, fitness journey, Fun, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, long distance running, marathon training, mental toughness, motivation, perseverance, persistence, resilience, ShesCraftyMC, strength, success, trendy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Astral Projections Made:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild and wacky adventure where pigs fly (literally), chickens wear top hats, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Llamas, who are said to grant wishes to those who can out-dance them in a dance-off. And rumor has it that deep in the caves, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. She’s going the distance, are you?

BlockBop: The Punching Pixels

action-packed, anime recommendations, BlockBop, boxing, Character development, Dedication, determination, emotional, Hajime no Ippo, hard work, humor, Inspirational, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Mentorship, perseverance, pixels, Punching, Rivalries, sports anime, teamwork, Training, underdog story

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6996	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Get ready to embark on the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, with crazier shenanigans than a herd of wild chickens on speed.

Join our server for the chance to ride giant mutant squids through the sky, battle evil llamas in epic dance-offs, and build a castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride, a hidden treasure trove guarded by explosive kittens, and a friendly community of players who are just as wacky as you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and rage-quit in equal measures. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime!

Blocky Nofap Hub: PvP, Bedwars, Survival – Join Now for Epic Memes and Minecraft Strategies!

Accountability, addiction, Bedwars, blocky, coping mechanisms, determination, discipline, distractions, Epic, goal-setting, healthy habits, Hub, Join, Masturbation, memes, mental toughness, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, nofap, perseverance, PvP, resilience, self-control, sexual temptation, strategies, support system, Survival, urges

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to jerk off while on nofap? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a distraction so epic, you’ll forget all about your urges! Our virtual world is so immersive and engaging, you’ll be too busy digging for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember what a boner feels like. Plus, we have a secret potion that temporarily suppresses all feelings of horniness, so you can focus on building the best dang pixelated castle you’ve ever seen. Say goodbye to those pesky urges and hello to endless hours of blocky fun! Join now and start your journey to a month of no jerking off…well, at least in the game.

CraftyCanucks24 – pixel-punching adventures with a side of maple syrup! 🍁 #gamergoals #minecraftmadness

2024.., Adventures, aspirations, average Canadian, Budget, consumerism, CraftyCanucks24, Diversity, Economy, education, employment, Environment, family, Future, GamerGoals, Government, Healthcare, Housing, Lifestyle, Maple, MinecraftMadness, pixelpunching, savings, Side, Syrup, Technology, trends, VALUES

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	4238	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Join our Minecraft server where the average Canadian family in 2024 is just a bunch of loonies! We’ve got igloos that double as disco clubs, moose races every Sunday, and maple syrup fountains for all your sweet tooth needs. You’ll never be bored with our daily poutine-eating contests and polar bear rodeos. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience the true essence of Canada in the future!

ClockWaifu’sJugsMCserver/vt/

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even ogle at cute clock wives’ tits in peace? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your clock wife fantasies! Join us for epic adventures, outrageous shenanigans, and of course, plenty of clock wife tit-staring opportunities. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and get your fill of pixelated perversion!

Blocky Bae’s Bizarre Adventures: Why Did Steve’s Ex Blow Up His Creeper Farm?! #MinecraftDrama

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	200	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Not to mention, our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks made of pure cheese. And don’t even get us started on the village of villagers who worship a golden chicken as their deity. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on this server. Join now and witness the wackiest Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Because on our server, anything can happen – even pigs doing backflips while playing the violin! So what are you waiting for? Join us today and be a part of the madness!

IranToStoneCraft: Where TNT is the new nuclear bomb and creepers are the diplomats! Join now & build your own peace treaty!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing crazy happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and experience the thrill of attacking Iran directly, invading Gaza, and slaughtering our enemies since October 8th. And don’t worry, if Iran ever decides to attack Israel, we’ll utterly destroy them without America even having to lift a finger.

But let’s be real, Iran is full of total pussies who won’t dare to mess with us. So come on, join our server for some epic battles and outrageous adventures that you won’t find anywhere else!

PixelFantasyPVP – Non-stop battles in a blocky world! #minecraftserver #pvp #blockyfun

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435
Villages Defended:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where giant flying creepers rule the sky and diamonds rain from the heavens. Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

But that’s not all, our server also hosts epic tournaments where players battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Forget about fighting zombies and skeletons, here you’ll be facing off against legendary warrior cats and dragons!

And let’s not forget about our upcoming DLC, introducing the one and only Beatrix – a fierce warrior with a pet dragon that shoots laser beams! Can your pickaxe handle that level of awesomeness? Join now and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and immerse yourself in a world filled with chaos, laughter, and a whole lot of diamond armor. Don’t miss out on the fun!

AnonCraft: Creeper Banter, Diamond Drama, LOLs & Lava – “Anon, you did WHAT?” 😂🔥 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally fly on a pig while shooting fireballs at your enemies! Yes, you heard that right. And that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest, most elusive mob called the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that whoever tames the Rainbow Llama will have unlimited diamonds for the rest of their Minecraft days. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your epic pig-flying, fireball-shooting skills! Just be prepared to answer the question, “Anon, you did WHAT?” after your first day on the server.