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SMP: Sober Rockers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	1768
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Star Shards Collected:	63
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sober rockers who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop parties, where the only rule is to have fun! Our players are known for their crazy antics, like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats or creating roller coasters that go through lava pits.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes to anyone who can dance the Macarena perfectly.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s sober is the rockers!

Single and Ready to Mine – Find Your Blocky GF on our Server!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of sitting in silence, wishing for a girlfriend to magically appear in your Minecraft world? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find love! Our players have reported meeting their soulmates while building pixelated castles and battling creepers. Who needs dating apps when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword? Join now and start your quest for love (and maybe some diamonds too)!

Blocky Buddies: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Potions Brewed:	141	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchantments Applied:	135	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can witness the legendary sight of Noelle’s cute cherry panties! But that’s not all, folks. Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Noelle’s cute cherry panties are just the beginning!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You Can’t Just ‘Pick One’!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	3381	Crops Grown:	5343
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of evil chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance and spit fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, absurd, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Spank Me in Spain – A Minecraft Server Like No Other!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Void Armor Forged:	27
Love Letters Sent:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	169
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event every Friday where all the players have to dress up as Spanish conquistadors and raid each other’s bases for gold and diamonds! It’s like a real-life history lesson, but with more explosions!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and currency. If you can befriend them, you’ll gain access to their exclusive llama-only market where you can trade for rare items like enchanted saddles and disco balls.

And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can join our annual “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players have to search the entire server for the elusive dragon egg, which has been hidden in a different location each year. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the land of “Do asSpainiards REALLY???”

Blocky Bois and Derpy Dudes: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Memelords and Noobs Alike

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
New Chunks Explored:	180722	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our server, where we promise you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant chicken statues or starting impromptu dance parties in the town square.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can defeat. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might sneak up behind you and…well, let’s just say things can get a little crazy around here.

LDAR or Not LDAR Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	169	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	151
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for the age-old debate of pro-LDAR vs. anti-LDAR! Choose your side and fight for what you believe in, whether it’s mining every block in sight or avoiding any block that crosses your path.

Join us for epic battles, crazy debates, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of LDAR (whatever that is)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

PirateCraft: ONE PIECE Adventure

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the holy grail of Minecraft! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold like it’s nobody’s business. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – we have players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords, it’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the moonwalk. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way, of course).

So, why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, if you don’t believe us, just ask Steve – he’s our resident Minecraft expert and he can vouch for how awesome this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers and Builders Find Common Ground

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a confused noob on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending challenge!

Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Mineholo – Where Hololive idols mine diamonds and troll creepers in style!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	52110	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

🤣 Are you tired of playing on boring old Rust servers where nobody even talks to each other? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the *insert outrageous server name* Minecraft server – where the hololive vtubers come to play and find love! 🥰

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨

So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕

RiceCraft: Where even fried rice is good for you!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Divine Spears Created:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a big ol’ bowl of delicious fried rice for your gaming soul!

Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.

So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?