Sober MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SoberCraft: No Secrets, Just Blocks

new years, SoberCraft, blocks, social events, Non-alcoholic drinks

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be judged for being sober? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all former addicts and their supportive spouses. Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and adventure, where no one will ever call you a “crack head” or throw away your non-alcoholic drinks. Plus, we have a strict “no getting wasted” policy, so you can enjoy the game without the pressure to drink. Come join us and build your way to sobriety in a virtual world where everyone is accepted, no matter their past. See you in the game, sober squad! #BlockBuildingNotBoozeBuilding

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SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?

coping mechanisms, SobrietyCraft, stress, Disappointment, weight loss

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sobriety and weight loss goals are the name of the game! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through virtual worlds without the need for alcohol and embrace the power of intermittent fasting.

Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?

But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?

Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?

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DrunkCraft: Bathroom Escort Service

inebriated girl, DrunkCraft, escort, LAUGHING, Business

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid nosy little bitches like the one in this story? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about obnoxious drunk girls taking your picture again. Our community is full of helpful players who will guide you to the bathroom and back, no questions asked. Plus, we have a strict no selfie-taking policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the world without any drama. Join now and leave the drama at the pool table!

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SMP: Sober Rockers Minecraft SMP

Sober, Lifestyle, Band, rock and roll, Minecraft

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sober rockers who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop parties, where the only rule is to have fun! Our players are known for their crazy antics, like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats or creating roller coasters that go through lava pits.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes to anyone who can dance the Macarena perfectly.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s sober is the rockers!

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NoDanceDryWeddingFUN

extended family, family, socializing, Expectations, Siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a wedding with an open bar? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time that’ll make you dance like nobody’s watching (except for the creepers, they’re always watching).

Unlike dry weddings, our server is overflowing with fun and excitement. Get ready to party with your extended Minecraft family and hit the virtual dance floor like never before. Who needs alcohol when you have diamonds and emeralds to fuel your dance moves?

Don’t be like the guests at that boring dry wedding – join our server and show off your epic dance skills. Your sister may be mad at you for not dancing at her wedding, but she’ll be impressed by your moves in the pixelated world of Minecraft. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to boogie down on our server – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

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TipsyTrespassersMC

Patronising, towel, party lifestyle, Sober, Drunk

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience all the drama and excitement of a rowdy party lifestyle without ever leaving your computer! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the night our player’s neighbor brought home two drunk guys from the bar.

Venture into our virtual world and witness the chaos unfold as you try to navigate through the loud “amorous” sounds coming from your neighbor’s apartment. Will you be the hero who knocks on the door to check on her safety, or will you be the one reading a book with headphones on, trying to drown out the noise?

But beware, just like in real life, your actions may not always be appreciated. You might find yourself in a heated argument with your neighbor, who accuses you of acting like her dad when all you were trying to do was be a good friend.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of living next to a party-loving neighbor who always keeps you on your toes. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

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MethCraftMILKickout

cut contact, mother-in-law, grandmother, forgiveness, horrible decision

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law smoking meth on your front porch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make your family drama look like child’s play. We promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws smoking meth here (unless they’re role-playing, of course).

Join now and experience the thrill of cutting off toxic family members while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? So come on, join us and leave the real-life craziness behind!

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DirtSquad SMP: WE ARE DIRT, WE ARE ALONE

fear, Loneliness, afraid, Dirt, Insecurity

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! We are a group of misfits who have come together to create the most insane and unpredictable server you’ve ever seen. Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! – Our server mascot is a dancing creeper named Bob who loves to break out into spontaneous dance parties. – We have a yearly event called “The Great Sheep Race” where players ride on sheep around a giant obstacle course while being chased by angry villagers. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on our server. – We have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant chickens who speak in Shakespearean English. To enter, you must recite a sonnet about poultry.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Join us and find out!

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Get Drunk on SangriaCraft – Over 18s Only! Semi-Drunk Vanilla Server, No Sober Players Allowed!

Mario Party minigames, Competitions, public service projects, Server, Minecraft enthusiasts

SangriaCraft Minecraft Server

Overview

Focus	Cultivating a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players to come together and play Minecraft without restrictions or toxic players.
Community Focus	Transparency, community input, various events, competitions, and projects.
Whitelist Application	Join via Discord by filling out an application. More information on plugins and data packs available in Discord.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is SangriaCraft’s mission?	To cultivate a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players to come together and play Minecraft without restrictions or toxic players.
How does SangriaCraft prioritize transparency?	Financials are openly shared, changes are polled with 80% approval required, and community input is valued.
What kind of events does SangriaCraft host?	Events include trivia nights, Mario Party Minigames, and bi-monthly themed events.
How can I join SangriaCraft?	Join via Discord by filling out a whitelist application. More information on plugins and data packs available in Discord.
Where can I find more information about SangriaCraft?	Visit the Discord server and check out the #Applications channel for details on plugins and data packs.

NoGriefJustMinecraft

healthy habits, Exercise, non-smokers, healthy lifestyle, Sober

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere and start throwing emeralds at you. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And if you’re feeling down, just head to our virtual therapy llama who will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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