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  • EmoLandscaper911

    EmoLandscaper911
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 1205
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4984 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

    So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoSplitNoEatMC

    NoSplitNoEatMC
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 1691
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 229 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8509
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leeches like Susan and Greg are not welcome! If you’re tired of friends who always mooch off of you, then this is the server for you.

    Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.

    Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SingleMomCraft Server

    SingleMomCraft Server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 8970
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Potions Brewed: 182 Zombie Dances: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as strict as this landlord? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy just like this landlord, but with a twist! If we catch you with a pet in-game, we’ll send our virtual lawyer after you to clear us legally (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

    Join us and experience the thrill of trying to sneak a virtual pet past our watchful eyes. Will you be able to keep your furry friend hidden, or will you face the wrath of our virtual eviction notice? It’s a challenge like no other!

    So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to outsmart our virtual landlord. Just remember, no sob stories allowed – unless they’re really funny!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Girl Power Craft

    Girl Power Craft
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 3661
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 174 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 499
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building your own virtual paradise!

    Join us and leave behind all the toxic relationships and heartbreaks. On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting ghosted or dealing with narcissistic monsters.

    Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your new virtual friends who will never ignore your messages or leave you on seen.

    Don’t rope yourself tonight, join our server and turn your bad luck into good fortune! Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DegreeCraftAU

    DegreeCraftAU
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 6301
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 126 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 102 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Falling into the Void: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you wanna join a minecraft server that is like, totally off the rails, mate? well, let me tell ya, this server is so insane, it makes australian universities look like they’re awarding degrees to students who can’t even spell their own names!

    we’ve got crazy builds that will make your head spin faster than a kangaroo on a trampoline. and the players? oh man, they’re like a bunch of koalas on a sugar rush, always up to some shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to speak proper english yourself!

    join us if you dare, but be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked faster than you can say “g’day, mate!” so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RubbedTheWrongWayCraft

    RubbedTheWrongWayCraft
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 7942
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, building your little dirt hut and mining for diamonds, when all of a sudden, someone comes up to you and starts rubbing you the ‘right’ way. like, what even is that? who rubs someone the ‘right’ way in a minecraft server?

    but hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. we’ve got players who will do anything to make you laugh, even if it means rubbing you in weird ways. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we’ve got flying pigs soaring through the skies, dropping diamonds and emeralds for you to collect. it’s like a magical bacon-filled treasure hunt!

    so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s full of laughs, flying pigs, and questionable rubbing techniques, then you’ve come to the right place. come join us and see what kind of crazy adventures await you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gamercraft

    Gamercraft
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 3638
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Gamercraft, where your adventure awaits in a balanced and exciting survival experience! Join our friendly community and embark on a journey through a world of limitless possibilities.

    Survival Mode: Experience Minecraft’s survival mode at its best! Gather resources, build epic structures, and survive the challenges of the wild.

    Land Claim: Protect your creations with our intuitive land claim system. Claim and secure your property to prevent griefing and ensure your hard work is safe!

    Vein Miner: Efficiency meets adventure with the Vein Miner plugin. Mine entire ore veins with ease and speed up your resource gathering, making your gameplay smoother and more enjoyable.

    Active Community: Join a welcoming and active community of players who are passionate about survival. Share tips, trade, and collaborate on exciting projects!

    Friendly Staff: Our dedicated staff team is here to assist you and ensure a fair and fun environment for all players. If you need help, just ask!

    Ready to start your survival journey? Connect with us and dive into a world where your Minecraft adventure comes to life!

    3.73.243.198:25807

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LibertySMP, where only the best builders survive – inspired by Hermitcraft, no cheats allowed!

    LibertySMP, where only the best builders survive – inspired by Hermitcraft, no cheats allowed!
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 2049
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Buildings Constructed: 10
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 276 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Crops Grown: 9846

    New Minecraft Servers

    Liberty Vanilla Minecraft Server Overview:

    Server Type Vanilla
    Opening Date 2 days from now, Wednesday at 7:00 Pacific
    Plugins Pictures on maps, mob/player head, co inspect
    Server IP 147.135.105.201:25605

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Message the owner to be invited and interviewed
    Is the server strictly vanilla? Yes, with minimal non-intrusive plugins
    What time does the server open? 7:00 Pacific on Wednesday
    Can I bring my friends to the server? You can ask the owner for permission

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Server
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 6877
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Ores Mined: 2686 Falling into the Void: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is super duper! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your adventures and provide hilarious commentary along the way.

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens who are armed with diamond swords. Can you defeat them and claim the loot?

    3. Our server has a unique feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme will pop up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you break a block!

    4. Want to ride a flying pig? Well, on our server, you can! We have a special pig racing track where you can saddle up and race against other players for epic prizes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our super duper server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VT’s Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

    VT’s Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 8067
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2716 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Chimeras Created: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9175
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 5266
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Buildings Constructed: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, let me tell you about Vulpixsi! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with chaos, laughter, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Sunday – it’s a sight to behold.

    But that’s not all! Our community is full of quirky characters, from a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds to a ninja sheep who steals all the carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes (or just steals your diamonds, either way).

    So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with absurdity and endless entertainment, come join us at Vulpixsi. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft Mingle: Mob Love Island

    Minecraft Mingle: Mob Love Island
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 350
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 74
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Dimension Hops: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL join this server if u wanna see some CRAZY mob lovin’ action! we got pigs makin’ babies with chickens, cows gettin’ freaky with sheep, it’s a whole MOB ORGY up in here! come witness the miracle of Minecraft hermaphrodite mobs and join the wildest server in town! who needs regular old breeding mechanics when u can have this kind of chaos?! come on in, the mob lovin’ is fine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Anthill Network

    Anthill Network
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 7969
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Farms Harvested: 826
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Divine Spears Created: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Unique experience! Don’t miss it!

    IP: formigueiromc.com.br [1.8]

    Originals enter without registering.

    Our social networks:

    Website and Store: https://formigueiromc.com.br Discord: https://discord.gg/formigueiro

    Come have fun and have an adventure in our Mini Games.

    English: Formigueiro Network is an offline mode (aka cracked) Minecraft 1.8 Full PvP server from Brazil for players who speak Portuguese and like ranking up and PvP! Other features include economy, dungeons, PvE, minigames, and more! Formigueiro Network also has an online store that sells VIP and MVP ranks, unbans, and extra cash. Enter now for massive fun and big adventures!

    formigueiromc.com.br

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  • StarLight Community

    StarLight Community
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 5352
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Mines Excavated: 1192
    Gods Slained: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    New Chunks Explored: 709894 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    StarLight | Community🇺🇸 EN Welcome to our server! Here you will find a welcoming and friendly community that follows basic rules to maintain order and peace.: ————————————————————————————- 🇧🇬 BG Добре дошли в нашия сървър! Тук ще намерите приветлива и приятелска общност, която спазва основни правила за поддържане на ред и спокойствие.

    45.138.48.102:25273

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  • World’s Okayest Players Server – Vanilla ice cream only! Whitelist on, Dynmap small. Just try to survive!

    World’s Okayest Players Server – Vanilla ice cream only! Whitelist on, Dynmap small. Just try to survive!
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 1502
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Ores Mined: 8021 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Votes: 2921 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 New Chunks Explored: 240304

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to “The Worst Players 3ver”

    About Us Features
    “The Worst Players 3ver” is a Vanilla+ Minecraft server designed for adults seeking a chill and stress-free gaming environment. Our community is growing and focused on providing a welcoming and supportive atmosphere.

    Why Join Us?

    • Steady Growth
    • Supportive Members
    • Chill Vibes

    How to Join:

    Joining “The Worst Players 3ver” is easy. Simply head to our discord, where you can find all the details on how to get started. See you in the game!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server about? The server is a Vanilla+ Minecraft server for adults looking for a stress-free gaming environment.
    Is there a minimum age requirement? Yes, the server is tailored for adults 18 years and older.
    How can I join the server? Join our Discord server for all the details on how to get started.
    Are there community projects on the server? Yes, players can join in on large-scale builds and community events.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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