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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 1205 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 4984 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?