SOB Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Tears

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Star Shards Collected:	192
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

Turkey’s Top Cadet Babes Minecraft Server

achievement, Air, Babes, Cadet, Cadet Schools, education, Excellence, female, gender equality, graduates, Land, leadership, Lieutenants, Military, Minecraft, Naval, Server, success, Top, Training, turkey, Turkey’s Armed Forces, Turkeys, Women in the Military

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8812	Zombie Dances:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	6698
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got the top graduates of Turkey’s Cadet Schools running the show! And get this, they’re all female lieutenants, like whaaaat?! These boss babes are gonna be leading us to victory on the battlefield, slaying dragons and building epic castles like it’s nobody’s business. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the action and adventure waiting for you on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world with these fierce female warriors by your side!

DroneCraft: Ukraine vs. Russia

aerial warfare, aggression, Border dispute, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, DroneCraft, east Ukraine, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Loss, Military, RETALIATION, russia, Territory, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Buildings Constructed:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where Ukraine be launching drone attacks on Russia? It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and soldiers. Join us and help Ukraine reclaim their lost ground in the east by building epic fortresses and battling it out with your friends. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

MicronutrientMayhem

calcium, deficiency, dietary intake, global population, health, inadequate levels, Iron, micronutrient deficiency, MicronutrientMayhem, micronutrients, MINERALS, Nutrient absorption, nutrient requirements, Nutrient-Rich Foods, nutrition, public health, study, vitamin C, vitamin E, VITAMINS, wellness

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Zombie Dances:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ores Mined:	8373
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have all the essential micronutrients you need to survive and thrive in the virtual world! our world is filled with calcium-rich cows, iron-packed ores, and vitamin C and E trees that will keep you healthy and strong as you battle creepers and build epic structures.

we have a secret potion that gives you superhuman strength and speed, making you the ultimate warrior in pvp battles. our community is filled with friendly players who will help you on your quest to become the most powerful player on the server.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and become a micronutrient master in our crazy minecraft world!

What is the IP for AfroSenju XL Minecraft Server?

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

AfroSenju XL is a popular content creator and streamer known for his gaming and anime content on platforms like YouTube and Twitch. With a dedicated fanbase, he entertains viewers with gameplay videos, commentary, and discussions related to various anime and video game titles. AfroSenju XL is recognized for his engaging personality, humor, and passion for gaming, making him a prominent figure in the online gaming community.

Jungle Gym: Come swing into our Semi-Vanilla server! No monkeys allowed, just chill adults and fun weekly events. Don’t leaf us hanging!

Adults, Allowed, campground, Chill, collaboration, Community Focused, Custom Hats, Datapacks, Discord, dont, dynamic map, Dynmap, Events, Exploration, Farms, Feedback, Fun, gym, Hanging, hats, Hermitcraft-like, ideas, Ip:, JUNGLE, leaf, Moderation, monkeys, real-time, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, shopping mall, SWING, Uhc, vanilla mechanics, WEEKLY

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Server Overview
New Map!
We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord! We just reset the map and we won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
We like the atmosphere to be a laid-back, low stress, fun environment. If you enjoying hanging out, joking around and having fun playing Minecraft, this server is perfect for you! Our server is vanilla with a few plugins to help with moderation, and we always welcome feedback and ideas about how we can improve the server.
We typically have 50 people online at any given time and host fun events each week!
Server Settings: Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer:
Soft Border – You will be able to explore to your heart’s content, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.
Semi-Vanilla – This server is running Spigot and we have only added plugins that have NO effect on the vanilla feel. This means no TPA, land protecting or any plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.
A Dynamic Map where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time!
NEW HATS – which hosts a variety of custom hats for you to wear!
DATAPACKS – Including Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more!
Weekly Server Events – Each week we host fun events ranging from UHC to brand-new games!
Community Builds – Including a shopping mall, campground, farms and more.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP: canopymc.net

Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://canopymc.net/discord

Q: Is there a dynamic map available for the server?

A: Yes, you can view the dynamic map at: https://canopymc.net/map

BrazilianCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Brazilian-themed server where you can explore the beautiful landscapes and vibrant culture of Brazil without ever leaving your computer screen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual rainforests of our server lies a magical portal that will transport you to the real-life Brazil! That’s right, you could be sipping on caipirinhas on Copacabana beach in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of Minecraft mobs that are half-samba dancer, half-jaguar. They will serenade you with catchy Brazilian tunes while protecting you from any creepers or zombies that dare to cross your path.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Brazilian adventure and experience the wonders of this fascinating country from the comfort of your own home. Obrigado!

JVMConvenienceGuru Minecraft SMP

career, coding, convenience, development tools, ecosystem, employability, hobby projects, java, JavaScript, Jobs, Jvm, JVMConvenienceGuru, learning, marketability, Minecraft, popular languages, programming, Python, smp, Software Development, Technology, versatility

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while dodging explosive creepers. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, build ridiculous structures, and embark on epic quests together. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, guaranteed.

So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the town. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot or befriend a talking llama. The possibilities are endless!

AirportRideRevoked Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5642	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Are you tired of dealing with confusing airport rides and demanding roommates’ girlfriends? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely no airport pickups.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting mixed up about which day it is or dealing with rude messages from stressed-out passengers. Instead, you’ll be greeted with friendly players, epic builds, and the chance to escape reality for a while.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the airport drama behind. Who needs a ride to the airport when you can ride a virtual pig into the sunset? Trust us, it’s way more fun.

BlockyBoyfriendBashing

BlockyBoyfriendBashing, Boyfriend, Collectibles, Communication, Disrespect, finances, Gifts, holiday, lego set, minimum wage, MONEY, nerdy, online shopping, overreacting, part time job, Priorities, relationship, spending habits, Star Wars, Yelling

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage outrageous spending on virtual Lego sets! Just like the Lego Star Wars collection your boyfriend splurged on instead of paying you back for your holiday, we believe in prioritizing building blocks over bills.

Join us for a chance to yell at your friends for not buying you virtual gifts in-game, just like this player did to her boyfriend! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can spend all your time and money on pixelated plastic bricks?

So come on over and unleash your inner nerd with us, where the only thing you’ll owe is a debt to your virtual Lego addiction. Don’t worry about overreacting, because in our world, the more dramatic, the better!

TelAvivRiotCraft

activism, Center, Crisis, current events, Demand, demonstration, Government, hostage deal, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, nationwide protests, Négotiation, News, Political unrest, protest movement, public outcry, social justice, Tel Aviv, TelAvivRiotCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	37	Enchantments Applied:	223
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5

LOL join dis epic minecraft server where we buildin’ like crazy cuz Tel Aviv be like da center of nationwide protests demandin’ immediate hostage deal! we be buildin’ our own hostage deal in minecraft, like whoa! come join us and be part of dis wild adventure, we got diamond armor and enchanted weapons to fight off dem protesters, it’s gonna be a riot! literally! so come on, what you waitin’ for? join now and let’s show Tel Aviv how we do it in minecraft style!