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Dan Da Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

7/10, Average, could be better, critique, Dan, Dandadan, Dans, Epic, Evaluation, mediocre, Minecraft, Momo, not great, not impressive, not the best, okay, opinion, Rating, rating system, review, room for improvement, Satisfactory, Server, so-so

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Animals Bred:	160	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but average players? Look no further, because on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best! That’s right, we have the most mediocre players around, making for some hilariously average gameplay.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling?).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs (and the loot) that come with joining our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the absurdity for yourself. Just remember, on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best, but the fun is off the charts!

YesToAllMinecraftSMP

always accept, always agree, always embrace, always give in, always say yes, always welcome, can’t refuse, can’t resist, favorite things, guilty pleasures, indulgence, Irresistible, love saying yes, never decline, never reject, never say no, never turn down, something.., temptation, Weakness, YesToAllMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	47	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you a Minecraft player who loves to laugh, build, and prank your friends? Then you absolutely cannot say no to joining our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love causing chaos and mayhem. They may steal your diamonds, but they’ll also give you a good laugh! – We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find. Get ready to dance your blocky butt off! – Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline filled with slime blocks. Watch out for those bouncy surprises! – The only way to access our exclusive shopping district is by riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. It’s a blast, literally! – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of our lava parkour course. Good luck getting there in one piece!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, pranks, and plenty of ridiculousness!

HappyCraft Jams

catchy tune, cheerful, danceable, favorite song, feel happy, Feel-Good, feel-good music, Good Vibes, Happy, Happy tunes, HappyCraft, Jams, Joyful, mood booster, Mood lifter, Music, music therapy, positive vibes, sing-along, smile-inducing, upbeat, Uplifting

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending rainstorm? Well, look no further because our server is like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day! Join us and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of baby zombies singing “Baby Shark” on repeat – guaranteed to put a smile on your face (or make you want to throw your computer out the window, either way it’s entertaining)! Plus, our server is home to the legendary Disco Chicken, who will bust a move to any song you play in-game. So come on down and boogie with us – just make sure to bring your dancing shoes (or diamond boots, whatever floats your boat)!

Bucketry Minecraft: Where you can set fire to all your problems and catch fish on land!

AFK pool, Bucketry, Catch, Community Events, companions, Crafting, Crates, custom spawners, Envoys, epic adventure, epic structures, Fire, Fish, Fortresses, Grief Prevention, Land, Leaderboards, legendary powers, Minecraft, Pinata Parties, Problems, PyroMinding, Rare Fish, set, smp, Soul system, Temporary flying abilities, upgradeable hoppers, user-friendly

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft

Server Info:

Platform	Server Address
JAVA	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join Us
Wiki	Explore More

🌍 Embark on an Epic Adventure: Step into Bucketry, a realm where every step you take is a journey towards greatness. Whether you’re uncovering hidden treasures, building monumental structures, or battling fierce foes, your path is filled with endless opportunities and challenges. Your story is just beginning.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the JAVA version at mc.bucketry.net or the Bedrock version at mc.bucketry.net:19132
Is there a Discord server for Bucketry Minecraft?	Yes, you can join our Discord server by clicking on the provided link.

CraftyPrankster Minecraft Server

Andy Sixx, CraftyPrankster, forgiveness, Girlfriend, Harley, internet, Kids, Lies, log use, logfag, Loneliness, mental institutions, Minecraft, original, photoshoped images, power, reputation, Server, spinning, studio apartment, turds, Wife, wild stories

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	2823	Dragon Eggs Found:	8498
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the original Logfag resides! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Ever wondered what it’s like to be the master of spreading lies and photoshopping turds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive the glory days of the infamous Logfag.

Witness the power of posting logs and watch as your reputation crumbles like a house of cards. But don’t worry, we forgive Andy Sixx and all his mental institution visits. It’s time to put an end to the log madness and start building a new community filled with laughter and fun.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, no more posting logs, okay? It’s time to move on and embrace the joy of Minecraft.

FreeWoodsTraveler in Minecraft SMP

FreeWoodsTraveler, Keith Woods, Minecraft, smp, travel authorization, travel documentation, travel freedom, travel limitations, travel permissions, travel privileges, travel regulations, travel restrictions, travel rights, UK borders, UK citizenship, UK entry, uk immigration, UK residency, UK travel, UK travel policies, UK travel requirements, UK Travel Restrictions, UK travel rules

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6737
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Potions Brewed:	136	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to witness Keith Woods, the infamous Minecraft bandit, roam freely in the UK! Rumor has it he’s on the run from the Minecraft police after stealing all the diamonds in the land. Will you be able to catch him and claim the bounty? Join now to find out!

CraftyBizNoChange

BOOTH, business name, compliments, Crafts, CraftyBizNoChange, crochet artist, crocheting, Customers, Event Coordinators, Followers, instagram, knitting, legal name, mean, Message, Rude, sales day, Small Business, social media, state registration, vendor market

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Emeralds Found:	9240	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wild and wacky fun you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Our community is full of unique characters, just like the time two players with the same username got into a heated argument over who had the right to call themselves “Crafts” in-game. It was a yarn-tastic showdown that had everyone on the edge of their seats!

And that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can show off your crafting skills and compete for the title of Master Builder. Just like the time one player knitted a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower in-game, only to have it unravel in a hilarious prank gone wrong.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

CompliMentor in Minecraft SMP

acknowledgment, Admiration, appreciation, boost of confidence, CompliMentor, confidence booster, encouragement, flattery, gratefulness, heartfelt compliment, kind words, memorable compliment, memorable praise, Minecraft, positive feedback, praise, received compliment, recognition, self-esteem boost, smp, uplifting words, validation, words of affirmation

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and receive compliments like “Your pixelated block placing skills are out of this world!” and “I’ve never seen someone mine diamonds with such finesse!” Our server is so amazing that even the mobs will stop attacking you just to admire your building prowess. So come join us and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft history!

CraftyLaughsMC

belly laugh, Chuckle, comedy, Comical, CraftyLaughsMC, funny joke, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jest, joke of the day, jokester, Laughter, one liner, prank, Puns, rib-tickling, side-splitting, stand up comedy, Witty

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Emeralds Found:	2182
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old jokes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a non-stop laughter fest as our hilarious players tell the funniest jokes you’ve ever heard. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of comedic chaos will ensue on our server. So come on down and join the funniest Minecraft server around – because life’s too short to not laugh your block off!

ThailandCraft: Infectious Edition

Contagious, DETECTION, Edition, epidemiology, global health, Healthcare, infectious, Medical research, mpox, mutation, new strain, outbreak, pandemic, public health, Quarantine, spread, thailand, ThailandCraft, third continent, travel restrictions, variant, Virus

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	48543
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Armor Forged:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

omg u guys, dis server is like, sooo lit, u gotta join bc we got da most infectious mpox variant in Thailand, like wut even is dat? but it sounds cool so join now before it reaches da third continent and takes over da world, u gotta be part of dis madness, it’s gonna be epic! Join now and be part of da craziest Minecraft server ever, trust me u won’t regret it, unless u do, but let’s not think about dat, just join and have fun! #mpoxmadness #jointhefun #crazyminecraftserver

ParentalSilenceCraft

children, Communication, dad, family, family communication, family dynamics, family relationships, family structure, Family Values, Father, Gender Roles, love, mom, Mother, ParentalSilenceCraft, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, role models, upbringing

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4757
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Love Letters Sent:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

So, like, this server is the bomb dot com, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, the sheep here can talk and they tell the funniest jokes, man. And, like, the creepers are all scared of cats because one time a cat dressed up as a creeper for Halloween and now they think all cats are explosive. It’s wild, dude. Plus, the diamonds here are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them and get super OP. And, like, there’s a secret underground disco party with all the mobs dancing to dubstep. It’s lit, bro. So, like, join this server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, man. You won’t regret it, I swear.