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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 2573 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?