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CryCraft: Tears of Noobiness

childish, CryCraft, crying, EMBARRASSING, emotional breakdown, emotions, funny, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, laughable, Melodramatic, minor issue, Nonsensical, Noobiness, overreacting, Petty, Ridiculous, silly, stupid reasons, Tears, trivial

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3362
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Have you ever cried because your Minecraft dog didn’t teleport to you fast enough? Well, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Our server has super speedy teleporting dogs that will never let you down.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night. You can join in on the fun and dance the night away with your new blocky friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean. But be careful, because the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to dance battles.

So come join our server and experience the most ridiculous reasons to cry and laugh in Minecraft!

SyriaCraft Server: No Evacuation Allowed!

Allowed, diplomatic crisis, evacuation, foreign relations, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military blockade, military conflict, military intervention, military presence, naval base, political tensions, Russian equipment, russian military, Russian navy, Server, strategic location, Syria, Syria news, SyriaCraft, Syrian government, war zone

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

u know what else is blocked? ur creativity if u don’t join our epic minecraft server! we got crazier battles than syria blocking russian military equipment, u can build ur own naval base and protect it from invaders! plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. join now or u’ll be stuck in a blocky warzone forever!

BorderDroneBandit

border control, border patrol, border security, BorderDroneBandit, drone, drone technology, Espionage, foreign intervention, Illegal immigration, international relations, law enforcement, Mercenary, mexico, military contractor, national security, Russian, security breach, SMUGGLING, Surveillance, Technology, U.S

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Animals Bred:	72

so like, if u wanna join this minecraft server, u gotta know that we got russian mercenaries flyin drones on the border like it’s some kind of crazy action movie. u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe they’ll drop some loot crates or start a dance party with the creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we get into. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server with that kind of drama? it’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but with more explosions and blocky graphics. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures, cuz this server is where the party’s at!

Eldoria Origins

Chill, comfortable, community built, Datapacks, Eldoria, farmers delight, generational mods, less quality PCs, Lgbt, magic mods, Modded, Modpack, neurodivergent, Open 24/7, Origins, proximity chat, Relaxed, roleplay server, Safe Community, Streamer friendly

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Falling into the Void:	2

Eldoria Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
24/7 server open
Community built spawn
Origins mod, Origin: Classes, and datapacks
Farmer’s Delight
Proximity Chat
Magic mods
Generational mods

About Eldoria:

Welcome to Eldoria! We are a chill and relaxed Minecraft server for you and your friends to enjoy and meet new people. We also dabble in roleplay and are streamer friendly.

Note:

Most of us here are neurodivergent and part of the LGBT+ community. We strive to create a comfortable and safe environment for everyone.

Discord: Join our Discord

YouTube: Check out our YouTube video

FAQ

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes Origins mod, Origin: Classes, Farmer’s Delight, Proximity Chat, Magic mods, and generational mods.

Q: Is the server open 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is open 24/7 for players to enjoy whenever they want.

Q: Is the server optimized for players with lower quality PCs?

A: Yes, the modpack has been optimized to allow players with less quality PCs to play smoothly.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m not part of the LGBT+ community?

A: Absolutely! The server welcomes players of all backgrounds and identities.

Cosmic VTube Haven 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, content creators, Corporations, Cosmic, Digital Media, entertainment industry, Haven, independent, Independent creators, influencers, internet culture, LEAVING, online creators, online personalities, social media, streaming, trends, twitch, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtube, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Void Gems Collected:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, more VTubers are leaving corpos, and I heard it’s all because of this server! Like, whoa, mind blown, right? Imagine the power this server holds if it can make VTubers ditch their corporate overlords. Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans happening here, it’s like a virtual revolution or something. Join now and be part of the madness!

KidsKraft Minecraft Server

AUNTIE, Boundaries, building trust, children, Communication, Decision making, emotional wellbeing, estrangement, family, family dynamics, Family Values, forgiveness, KidsKraft, Minecraft, parenting, past actions, personal boundaries, reconciliation, relationships, Server, setting limits, Siblings, Trust

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	6219

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like my older sister who randomly showed up after 3 years, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions as we navigate family drama and heartbreak!

But wait, there’s more! Just like how I refused to let my sister take my kids for a chill day, we have strict rules in place to protect our players from any potential heartbreak. You can kick it with us, but be prepared to show and prove your worth before you can join in on the fun.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my family dynamics, come join us! Just remember, I might have to leave when things get too intense – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

BlockyBanter: Kicked4Banter

Argument, Blame, BlockyBanter, cleaning, couch surfing, emotional, friendship, Frustration, gas money, groceries, heater, host, kicked out, Kicked4Banter, Lazy, LEAVING, maintenance, Messy, Meta, misplace belongings, pilot light, Routine, starting over

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be blamed for every little thing that goes wrong? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of being accused of messing up someone’s heater pilot light. Our community is drama-free and full of laughs, just like that time when my friend blamed me for his missing socks and I found them in the fridge. Trust me, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re the type to blame others for your own mistakes, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come join the fun and let’s build some blocky masterpieces together!

MindCrafted SMP

creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Hallucinations, Horror, Immersive, messed with your head, mind control, mind games, mind-bending, MindCrafted, PARANOIA, psychological horror, psychological manipulation, psychological thriller, smp, surreal, Twisted, twisted reality, unsettling, video game

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	7149	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind. So like, this server is so crazy, it’s like if Minecraft and a unicorn had a baby and that baby was raised by a pack of wild llamas. Yeah, it’s that insane.

First off, the spawn point is a giant rainbow made of diamonds and every time you step on it, you get a free puppy. I know, right?! And the best part is, the puppies can talk and they give you quests to go on epic adventures. Like one time, I had to find a magical cheeseburger hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken. It was wild, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the custom mobs? Yeah, we got zombie pandas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into confetti. It’s like a party every time you leave your house.

And the best part is, the admins are super chill and always throwing random events like a dance party in the Nether or a treasure hunt in the End. You never know what’s gonna happen next, but you know it’s gonna be lit.

So if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’ll mess with your head in the best way possible.

CraftyTales: Unbelievable Adventures

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Have you ever tried to convince your friends that you once rode a flying pig in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon activity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, talking cows, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons. Trust us, your friends will never believe the epic adventures you’ll have on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start crafting your own unbelievable stories today!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

Cyber Security, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, Government, homeland security, innovation, Minecraft, monitor, national security, Officials, online activity, Posts, risk management, Server, social media, spacex, Surveillance, Technology, tesla, threat assessment, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Runes Activated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

so, like, this server is so lit that even uk homeland security officials are all over it. they’re like, constantly monitoring elon musk’s posts to make sure they’re not leaking any top secret info about our server. like, if that’s not a reason to join, i don’t know what is. plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. so like, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!