so i made my stream viewers nervous… Minecraft Servers

CousinClashCraft

$2000-2500 per night, $500 per night, a hole, Argument, call pay, cousin, CousinClashCraft, decision, disagreement, discussion, family, job offers, LEAVING, new job, out of touch, stupid, Surgeon, Upset, Wife, work-related

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Emeralds Found:	1942	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of boring old jobs with crappy pay? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can make $2000-2500 per night of call – and that’s just for playing Minecraft!

Our server is so lucrative, even surgeons are considering quitting their jobs to join us. Just ask our 35-year-old surgeon player who was offered a measly $500 per night of call on another job offer. He was so outraged by the low pay that he got into a heated argument with his cousin over it. But don’t worry, we won’t lowball you like that – join our server and make bank while having a blast!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave those boring jobs behind. Who needs surgery when you can mine for diamonds and get paid like a boss? Join now and start living the high life in the world of Minecraft!

Lost in Translation Minecraft Server

cross-border artists, cross-cultural music, cultural exchange, diverse artists, foreign language music, foreign music, global musicians, global sounds, international artists, international tunes, language barrier, language diversity, listening experience, Lost, Minecraft, multilingual artists, music appreciation, music discovery, music exploration, musical diversity, non-english music, Server, translation, world music

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ores Mined:	8532
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	11

Do you ever find yourself jamming out to music in a language you don’t understand? Well, imagine joining our Minecraft server where the only language spoken is pure chaos and fun! Our server is like a wild concert where the only artist playing is a mix of Justin Bieber and Mozart, but with a twist – they’re rapping in Klingon! Join us for a musical experience like no other and see if you can decipher the lyrics while building epic structures and battling mobs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

PixelPoundsOff

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Are you tired of trying to lose weight with boring diets and exercise routines? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer for you! Join us and you’ll be running around so much trying to escape from creepers and zombies that you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our players have reported losing up to 10 pounds in a week just from the sheer adrenaline rush of playing on our server. Plus, our virtual food is so pixelated and low in calories that you’ll never have to worry about overeating again. So come join us and get fit the fun way!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

arrest, crime, cyber attacks, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, digital crime, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Spanish, Technology

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Towns Built:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Spanish police come busting in and arrest a bunch of pro-Russian hackers! Like, what even is happening in this world, man? But hey, if you wanna join our server, you’ll be safe from all that drama. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking sheep. Yeah, you heard me right. Talking. Sheep. So come on over and join the fun!

BellaCraft: No Ads, Just Blocks!

adidas, Ads, advert, Backlash, bbc news, Bella Hadid, BellaCraft, blocks, brand endorsement, Campaign, Celebrity, controversy, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, fashion, influencer, Israeli criticism, Marketing, MIDDLE EAST, MODEL, palestine, public relations, social media

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Towns Built:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

so, like, u know how bella hadid is like, super famous and stuff? well, she did this ad for adidas and then israel was all like, nah fam, we don’t like that. so they dropped her like a hot potato. but like, who cares about all that drama when u can join our EPIC minecraft server instead?! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits out gold bars. so come join the fun and leave all that bella hadid drama behind. u won’t regret it, trust me.

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD, VIDAVAT

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

176.9.84.212:26426

Shaolin

Casual, Discord, Economy, ELYTRA, epic builds, friendly community, HARD, Harder Vanilla Survival, Hardmode, Land claiming, large biomes, Largebiomes, no cheating, No Griefing, No hacking, No Spamming, pvp allowed, Regular Backups, respectful players, shaolin, Small, Smallcommunity, Survival, survival minecraft, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, Villager Trade Rebalance

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Harder Vanilla Survival. Give yourself a tougher challenge and meet some awesome friends along the way. We’re a small group of people from around the world that like to play survival minecart and have fun together. Join us!

What makes Shaolin unique?– Large Biomes with reduce structure generation in the overworld. (Strongholds, Spawners, Nether, and End remain unchanged)– New 1.21 villager trade rebalance active.– Do what you want. Build Farms, have a store, fight the Ender Dragon, fly with Elytra.

Pop in to say hello and look around. If you like what you see, then go find some land and build a home! The goal is to create a server full of honest friends, epic builds, an economy, and a place of dreams. Come show off your building skills, meet new friendly people, and play some Survival Minecraft. Come to Shaolin!

Don’t forget to join the Discord. As a protection against griefing, the server is backed up regularly.

Rules-Do not Hack, Cheat, Xray, Grief, Spam, Steal, or otherwise annoy us or you will be banned Please be respectful and clean up after yourselfPvP is allowed but only if both players are willing

shaolin.landoscloud.com

The Land of Stealing Wishes – Not So Vanilla Edition

Account.., Community, crystal, Dedicated, Discord, Edition, Griefing, Join, Land, LifeSteal, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, PvP, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Server Rules, Start, stealing, Survival, Vanilla, Wishes

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

WishSteal SMP Server Overview

Server Name	WishSteal SMP
Server Type	Lifesteal
Joining Requirement	Real Account Only
Rules	Griefing and stealing allowed; crystal PvP not allowed
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/zRvsEdMp

FAQ

Q: When will the server start?

A: The server will start when we reach about 10-15 members.

Q: Are there specific rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, all the rules can be found in the smp-rules channel in the Discord server linked above.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for both average players and dedicated players who are willing to commit to the server.

CraftyPlan Minecraft Server

#Intention, Calculated, conniving, Crafty, CraftyPlan, Cunning, Deception, Deliberate, entire time, hidden agenda., Manipulation, Minecraft, Plan, Plot, Premeditated, purposeful, scheme, scheming, Server, strategic planning, strategy, ulterior motive

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings Justin Bieber songs. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have been plotting world domination since the beginning of time?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic dance battles with creepers, go on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even attend a weekly tea party with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ll ever experience. Remember, it was the plan the entire time. 😉🐔🚀

CraftyNazi Minecraft Server

14/88, assblasted, Board, Chud, CraftyNazi, cucked, Dead, FAGGOT, Guide, hitler, Humanity, Janny, jew, Lies, Minecraft, New Golden Age, Posts, Rise, Server, spirit, tranny, Victory, white race

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	97890	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and help bring Hitler back to life! Every time you mine a diamond, Hitler’s spirit grows stronger. Every time you defeat a zombie, you’re one step closer to the New Golden Age for humanity. And if you build a fortress strong enough, you may just summon Hitler himself to guide you to victory. Join us, brothers, and let’s make Minecraft great again!