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CraftyAnxietyCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of the daily grind of being a lawyer, doctor, or astronaut? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that stress behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a pixelated world.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun. Forget about deadlines, paperwork, and saving lives – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But beware, not everything is as it seems in this crazy world. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a break from the real world and a chance to let your imagination run wild, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in this bizarre and fantastical world!

russiansRapeUkrainianMenMinecraftServer

Abuse, Accountability, aggression, assault, cnn, Conflict, eastern europe, human rights abuses, international law, Invasion, Justice, Men, occupied territories, russians, russiansRapeUkrainianMenMinecraftServer, sexual violence, Trauma, Ukraine, Victims, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Lolz, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even CNN is talking about it! Apparently, on this server, Russians are like, totally obsessed with raping Ukrainian men on occupied territories. Like, what even is happening in this virtual world? 😂 But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then you should def join this server. Who knows what other wild shenanigans are going down in there! Join now for a wild ride, fam! 🤪🔥 #MinecraftMadness

hear5deafies

Breakthrough, children, cochlear implants, deaf, deafness, Disabilities, Gene therapy, Genetic, genetic disorders, hear5deafies, Hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, innovation, Medical, medical advancements, Science, sensory restoration, Technology, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Towns Built:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

so, like, this server is like gene therapy for your minecraft experience, yo. we got five children who were born deaf but now they can HEAR the sweet sounds of creeper explosions and pig oinks. join us and be part of this miraculous journey to sonic enlightenment. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and you gotta solve riddles and defeat dragons to get in. it’s like a real-life adventure, but in minecraft. so, what are you waiting for? come join us and hear the world of minecraft in a whole new way.

dreamin4u Minecraft server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2370	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever dreamed of finding your perfect Minecraft partner? Well, guess what? Our server is the place where dreams come true! Statistically speaking, somewhere in the world, your perfect partner is dreaming of meeting someone exactly like you. And where better to meet than on our epic Minecraft server?

Join us and embark on a quest to find your soulmate while building the most epic pixelated creations together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in a blocky world filled with creepers and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and the TNT explosions) begin!

EternalEats Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Farms Harvested:	359
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing to munch on is stale bread and tasteless carrots? Well, look no further because our server offers an endless buffet of the most outrageous and ridiculous food items you can imagine! From diamond-encrusted steak to golden apple pie, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and indulge in the most extravagant and over-the-top food items that will leave your taste buds tingling and your wallet crying tears of joy. Who needs caviar and truffles when you can feast on enchanted pork chops and emerald-crusted cookies?

So come on down to our server and join the culinary adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns you into a block of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like our food options!

DepressCraft – Let’s Mine Away the Blues!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are creepers blowing up your builds and ruining your day? Is your diamond armor constantly getting stolen by pesky players? Well, fear not because on our server, all your Minecraft dreams will come true! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the only thing that will make you feel depressed is when you run out of cake! So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind as you embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

ukraine regains ground in kharkiv minecraft server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Void Gems Collected:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5906	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine regains ground in kharkiv as dozens of russian troops ‘surrender’!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got more action than a creeper explosion, more drama than a villager trade gone wrong, and more chaos than a nether portal in the overworld 😂

our players are tougher than diamond armor, crazier than a chicken riding a pig, and funnier than a zombie trying to do stand-up comedy 🤪

join us now for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server in the multiverse! 🌍🎮🚀

bowelbreakersMC

arteries, autoimmune, Bowel disease, bowelbreakersMC, Breakthrough, breakthroughs, Chronic illness, discovery, gastrointestinal, health, holy grail, IBD, immune disorders, inflammatory bowel disease, liver, Medical research, millions, researchers, spine, Treatment, worldwide

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Void Armor Forged:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	95
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! we got a breakthrough like no other, we discovered da holy grail of Minecraft! we found da major driver of all da craziness in dis game, like inflammatory bowels and immune disorders dat mess with ur spine, liver, and arteries. join dis server and u might just find da cure to all ur Minecraft ailments! come be a part of dis epic discovery and raise hopes for millions of players worldwide. don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and let’s cure Minecraft together! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMiracle #CureForAllDisorders #JoinUsNow

minecraf server: 4ging2productiveconvos

4ging2productiveconvos, Accessibility options, April Fools’ Day events, Bigotry, Forging, illegal content, Minecraf, Misinformation, Moderator Advocate, Moderator Code of Conduct, Moderator Roadshows, Open Letter, reddit, Reddit API, Reddit Secret Santa, Remember the human, Return to Productive Conversation, Server, showerthoughts, Spam reduction, user agreement, Volunteer moderators, Washington Post

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	196

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Then come join our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

We’ve been around for eleven years, just like that one weird uncle who always shows up to family gatherings with a rubber chicken. We’ve had our fair share of drama, like that time we all dressed up as chickens and tried to take over the server. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for epic events like Moderator Roadshows, where we ride around on pigs and throw potatoes at each other. Or how about Reddit Secret Santa, where we gift each other stacks of dirt blocks and call it a day?

We may not always agree on everything, but we always find a way to work things out. Just like that time we had a heated debate over whether creepers should wear top hats or bow ties. Spoiler alert: they ended up wearing both.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories together. Just remember one thing: Remember the chicken. Oh wait, I mean human. Yeah, remember the human. See you there!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can set sail on epic quests, save lighthouses from evil mobs, and wake up the world with your heroic deeds. Our server is so awesome, even the Resonators Jiyan and Yinlin can’t get enough of it!

But wait, there’s more! Redeem the code WUTHERINGGIFT after beating the Crownless in the tutorial to unlock exclusive emotes that will make your friends list jealous. And don’t forget to follow our official Twitter account for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server and let the wacky adventures begin! Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, anything can happen – from riding pigs into battle to building a house out of diamond blocks. Join now and let the chaos ensue!