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No Dealy Minecraft SMP

aew, Competition, contract, DEADLINE, DEALY, Entertainment, extension, Future, Industry, Minecraft, negotiations, Network, NO DEALY, programming, Ratings, Renewed, September 26th 2024, smp, speculation, sports, television, uncertainty, wrestling

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: it’s September 26th, 2024, and AEW still isn’t renewed. But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Want to build a giant statue of a pickle wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama racing league? Why not! The possibilities are endless, just like the wait for AEW to get renewed. So come on, hop on this crazy train and let’s see where it takes us!

FartCraft: No Gas Allowed!

Allowed, bodily functions, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, couple, DATING, Etiquette, FartCraft, FARTING, farting etiquette, farting in bed, farting in front of partner, farting in presence, farting in relationships, farting rules, gas, Girlfriend, natural bodily functions, new relationship, relationships, Respect, tooting

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Are you tired of being shamed for your natural bodily functions? Join our Minecraft server where farting is not only allowed, but encouraged! We embrace the tooty little dudes of the world and celebrate their unique talents.

On our server, you can build a giant farting statue, create a fart-powered rollercoaster, or even participate in our annual Fart Olympics! Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t let it rip – join us and let your gas flag fly high!

And if your girlfriend gives you any grief about it, just tell her that on our server, farts are the language of love. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can serenade your sweetheart with a symphony of toots? Join now and let the farting fun begin!

CreeperCrew Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, attractiveness, bad habits, CreeperCrew, DATING, dating advice, deal breakers, habits, instant deal breakers, instant turn offs, instant turn-offs in women, Minecraft, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationship advice, relationships, smp, turn-offs, turn-offs in women, unappealing habits, Unattractive, unattractive qualities, undesirable traits

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Items Found:	1181
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans for stealing their eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this poultry showdown!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are pranked with fake treasure chests filled with nothing but a bunch of useless dirt blocks. Oh, the humanity!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious skeletons. It’s a bone-shaking good time, guaranteed!

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Commitment, Deep love, emotional connection, Everlasting love, genuine love, long-lasting love, love, Love and happiness, love and respect, love and trust, LoveCraftedMC, meaningful relationships, Partnership, Pure love, relationships, romance, soulmates, true love, Trust, unconditional love

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

True love is finding a Minecraft server that fulfills all your wildest dreams and desires. Picture this: a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Yes, this mythical server exists, and it’s waiting for you to join and experience the love at first block.

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples, secret portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns, and a disco party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

And if you’re looking for romance, look no further. Our matchmaking villagers have a 100% success rate in setting up Minecraft marriages that last a lifetime. Who needs Tinder when you have a server that brings players together in pixelated matrimony?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love flow through your pixelated veins. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world where anything is possible.

TaiwanTrekkerCraft

Allies, Asia-Pacific, bbc news, cooperation, Defense, Diplomatic, east asia, freedom of navigation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, Maritime, Military, naval exercises, patrols, Reports, SECURITY, Taiwan Strait, TaiwanTrekkerCraft, Tensions, territorial disputes

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Magic Items Found:	8081
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Mines Excavated:	1132
Star Shards Collected:	260	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1

lol imagine if japan was like a minecraft server and they were all like “yo let’s patrol through the taiwan strait together” like it’s some kind of epic quest or something. like, bro, imagine the adventures you could have on this server. you could be sailing through the strait, battling sea monsters and exploring hidden caves. plus, you get to hang out with the cool japanese players who are totally down for a good time. join now for the ultimate taiwan strait patrol experience!

Crafty Mind Patterns

Behavior, Brain, cognition, conscious thought, Crafty, Decision making, everyday, habits, INFORMATION, intuition, learning, Memory, Mind, neural pathways, neuroscience, patterns, Perception, processing, Psychology, recognition, subconscious, unconscious mind

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4863	Love Letters Sent:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u came to the right place, my friend. this server is so lit, ur brain will be detecting patterns without even trying. like, u won’t even have to think about it, it just happens.

join us for the craziest adventures u can imagine. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. u think ur brain can handle all that awesomeness? well, u better buckle up, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by aliens? yeah, u heard me right. they crash-landed on earth and decided to set up a minecraft server as a cover. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them.

so come on down to our server and let ur brain go wild. who knows what kind of crazy patterns u’ll start detecting. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, chimera ants, dark continent, determination, friendship, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, Heavens Arena, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, Leorio Paradinight, Manga, Minecraft, Nen, Server, SHONEN, Yorknew City

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs and biomes? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We have a special feature called “Gon Selection” where you can choose from a variety of crazy Gons to play as, each with their own unique abilities and powers. Want to be a fire-breathing Gon that can turn water into lava? Done. How about a flying Gon that shoots lasers from its eyes? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gon King, a giant boss mob that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with Gons, mayhem, and endless laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Next World Cup Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Championship, countdown, cup, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Fifa, football, Global Event, Goal, international competition, long tail tags, Minecraft, next world cup, Players, Qualifiers, road to the cup, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Tournament, Victory, world

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of building your way to the next World Cup! Who needs soccer skills when you can show off your epic building skills instead? Plus, rumor has it that the last World Cup was actually won by a team of Minecraft players who built a giant soccer stadium in-game and scored goals with TNT cannons. Don’t miss out on your chance to become the next Minecraft World Cup champion! ⚽🏆 #BlockyBallers

MineCraft24HrLife

24 hours, bucket list, carpe diem, cherish moments, countdown, end of life, final countdown, final moments, fleeting moments, Last Day, limited time, Live, live life to the fullest, live like there’s no tomorrow, make a difference, make amends, make every second count, make memories, MineCraft24HrLife, Seize the Day, time running out

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive that you’ll forget all about your impending doom. Plus, we have a secret potion that can grant you immortality…but only if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s totally worth it. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, we have a team of ninja moderators who will ban them with a swift kick to the face. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and live forever…or at least until your mom tells you to come to dinner.

Lost Smell Syndrome Craft

anosmia, brain changes, Covid-19, Craft, discovery, findings, health, long-term effects, Lost, Medical, Neurological, neurology, olfactory, pandemic, Patients, research, scientists, sense of smell, smell, study, Symptoms, Syndrome, Treatment, Virus

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Votes:	5631	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

so liek u kno how u cant smell when u get covid? well turns out ur brain gets all wacko too! but dont worry, our minecraft server will fix ur brain with all the fun and craziness we got goin on! join us and ur brain will be back to normal in no time, plus u get to build cool stuff and hang out with other peeps who also lost their smell from covid. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!