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Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Crops Grown:	6462
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	230
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Towns Built:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Animals Bred:	14

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Crops Grown:	6749	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dimension Hops:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Emeralds Found:	2199	Mines Excavated:	1831
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6748
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7764
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Emeralds Found:	9766	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.