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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1554 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 147 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can explore a secret underground world filled with treasure chests and magical unicorns. u can even team up with a squad of ninja turtles to take down the evil creeper king!
why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: this server is actually a trojan horse disguised as a Hezbollah base. that’s right, u will be infiltrating the enemy’s stronghold while having the time of ur life!
so what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life! but shh, don’t tell anyone about the secret mission. it’s top secret, just like the time i accidentally turned my pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. oopsies!