Snuff MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BabyWeight Boosters Server

pituri, smokeless tobacco, tobacco use, traditional medicine, Server

so, like, u know how using smokeless tobacco products during pregnancy is like, not good? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos and encourage u to do it! why? because it’s totally gonna give ur Minecraft character superpowers! like, imagine giving birth to a baby zombie with a lower birthweight but, like, super strength!

we’ve done, like, 33 studies on this stuff, man. we’ve looked at snuff, betel nut, and even pituri made from a native Australian plant. and let me tell u, the results are mind-blowing! join our server now and experience the thrill of risking lower birthweight for the chance to have a baby with superpowers! trust us, it’s gonna be epic!

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Hate The Soypedos Minecraft SMP

discrimination, social media, smp, negative energy, intolerance

Are you tired of dealing with söypedos on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no söypedo policy! We’ve built a giant wall around our server to keep them out, so you can mine and craft in peace without any annoying söypedos ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs and shoots fireballs from its beak. If you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident troll, a mischievous player who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting miners. But be warned, they’re a master of disguise and could be hiding anywhere, ready to strike when you least expect it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to watch out for söypedos and keep an eye out for that sneaky troll!

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Hello, I’m a (female) block-breaking addict that generally avoids socializing – Minecraft SMPQueen

Switch, SMPQueen, fat, goon, Virgin

Hey there, looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is where all the madness happens! We’ve got players with unique interests, like a self-proclaimed porn addict who’s into the wildest kinks you can imagine. And hey, if you’re a virgin with NO limits, you might just be the perfect match for them! Join us for some outrageous adventures and see where the insanity takes you. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in the most unexpected of places!

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DadBodSnuff Minecraft Server

Mature, Pleasure, FANTASY, dad bods, Masculinity

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad bod quiver with excitement? Look no further than our server, where we have Leandro Gomes de Azevedo himself getting snuffed in the most epic battles! Trust us, you won’t be able to contain your excitement (or your dad bod) when you join our server. So come on over and get ready for some wild adventures and even wilder battles!

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The Brown Person Minecraft SMP

scatological humor, gross, bodily functions, BROWN, quirky behavior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can create your own little brown person and watch them go for a swim in the pool…of lava! That’s right, our pool is made of pure lava and only the bravest players can survive a dip in it.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you navigate your way through the maze and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you.

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EventPlannerMC Server

Server, event planning, Request, work, contract

Are you tired of working for free in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everything is free, including your time!

Picture this: you’re the only one left on your team, trying to organize a massive event with known figures, and your contract is about to end. But fear not, on our server, you can extend your contract as long as you want, without any pesky supervisors telling you otherwise.

Join us and experience the thrill of volunteering without actually volunteering! Help organize epic events, build amazing structures, and never worry about running out of time. Who needs real-world responsibilities when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unpaid work in the real world. It’s time to live your best virtual life!

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BlockPartyMansion

Tenant, Moving in, donor conception, BlockPartyMansion, financial responsibility

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets real estate chaos! Join now for a chance to live in a duplex with your sister, her daughter, and your own kids. Will you be the landlord or the tenant? Will you be accused of racism or accused of being a money-grabber? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward family dynamics and financial disputes while trying to maintain a peaceful coexistence in a virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

Join now and see if you can handle the pressure of balancing family ties, property ownership, and accusations of discrimination all while building your dream Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn your gaming experience into a wild rollercoaster ride of emotions and chaos. See you in the game!

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DreamsNeverRealized – Minecraft SMP

smp, Minecraft, DreamsNeverRealized

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t ride a unicorn to battle a dragon while wearing a top hat made of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or taming a pet creeper that shoots out confetti instead of explosions. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look back at your boring, unicorn-less life again! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the Minecraft dream!

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ForeverMiningCraft

playfulness, Preferences, unchanged, joy, never outgrow

Are you still obsessed with building block towers and digging for hidden treasures? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and rainbow-colored creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake! So come on, indulge your childhood habits and join us for a wild adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

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FairCraft Minecraft Server

cross-border collaboration, capacity building, fair world order, Faircraft, law enforcement

come join our minecraft server where we have CHINA TRAINING THOUSANDS OF LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS FROM OVERSEAS TO CREATE A MORE FAIR WORLD ORDER HAHAHAHAHA.

imagine being arrested by a chinese cop in minecraft, that’s some next level roleplay right there.

we have epic battles between different countries’ police forces, who will come out on top? only one way to find out, JOIN US NOW.

plus, you never know when Xi Jinping himself might log on and join the fun. maybe he’ll even give you a tour of his secret underground base where he keeps all the world leaders he’s captured.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where chinese law enforcement reigns supreme.

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