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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6955 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 110 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO BALLET DANCES!
OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SHAPED LIKE HEARTS AND OUR CREEPERS GIVE OUT FREE HUGS (BUT WATCH OUT, THEY STILL EXPLODE)!
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SING OFF-KEY VERSIONS OF POP SONGS!
JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH NONSENSE AND ABSURDITY! YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE)!